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U.S. President Gail’s Murricah Space Fleet, From Space Force

As U.S. President and Russian Empress I order the rapid development of military space warfare technology. This is necessary to deal with Loree McBride’s space fleet and her cum star, which have already decimated our current space fleet. Loree McBride has created a cum star, which is almost the size of the moon. It literally destroyed the moon. We need […]

Emoongency: Gail’s Men Rekt In Space. MILLIONS DEAD.

Everyone needs to do the Gail Commandments. If not, my Gail Shield will weaken enabling Loree McBride’s cum star to destroy earth. https://gabriellechana.blog/2018/05/06/gail-commandments/ 10:57 a.m. Jan. 27, 2021, Eastern Standard Time, United States: Dearest Gail, Such a cataclysm of events has transpired over the past few hours. What began as an ordinary day for the men and our patrons turned […]

Zack Knight (Ex-Antichrist) Appointed Minister of Public Enlightenment

To counter Loree McBride’s very effective control over mainstream media and the Internet, it is necessary for U.S. President Gail to establish this position to counter the lies raging throughout the mainstream news and online. Zack Knight, as the former leader of the entire Jesuit Order, brings valuable experience to this position. The Jesuits have split in two, with the […]

U.S. President Gail Appoints Joshua J. Joshua as Marriage Laws Administrator

I have created a position to help enforce my Conspiracy Law in especially needy areas. My International Marriage Laws are flagrantly violated at every turn. Joshua J. Joshua leads a group of my gay supporters who passionately support my leadership and my support for true love in all its forms. My International Marriage Laws will address many of the violations […]