Jesus Christ Encouraged Gail to Pose for Playboy

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YouTube Commentator: Gail.. People may tease you in their ignorance; but you are 100% right about the jesuits.. Check out Nicholas pogm on YouTube. You may need deliverance if you are schizophrenic.. But you are 100% right about the jesuits & bible prophecy.

Gail: I’m not schizophrenic. It’s a label the Jesuits put on me to discredit the truths I expose.

YouTube Commentator: truthfully, I wouldn’t doubt it. You should however refrain from sensational videos such as night gown dancing, talking about sex etc… As it is a poor witness of the Lord Jesus Christ and these truths. No offense, but if you are truly not schizophrenic; you discredit yourself by exposing these truths, yet acting unbecomingly simultaneously. May the Lord Jesus Christ bless you

Gail: My men never get to see me. I do it for them mostly. But Jesus has spoken with me about this and, frankly, surprised me. I think there will be a lot of nude people in the millennium, going by what Jesus has told me. And it won’t be a big deal, either. They won’t do it to flaunt themselves sexually, though. Kind of like the Japanese approach to sex. I understand and respect your opinion, though. In my twenties, I would have felt just like you. Jesus had to remove a lot of self-righteousness in me. In my novel Silver Skies: The Millennium, I’ll show Jesus’ attitude towards nudity and sex, which will be a stumbling block to my anti-hero main character in my novel, who feels that Jesus is a hypocrite in his attitudes towards sexuality. My novel will be exploring pride as the root sin, and won’t be about nudity, except in relation to pride. Jesus doesn’t like Christians getting off-balance. He likes Christians to get along over minor doctrinal differences, and detests Christians feeling that by being more right than other Christians that somehow makes them superior. Rightness with God is a heart attitude more than correct doctrine or following rules. 

Jesus HAS met with me and talked to me quite a lot. I used to believe Jesus would not make appearances to humans in the Church Age, but he has. I have no doubt I have been conversing with Him. Read the Bible hundreds of times, cover to cover. I’m not offended when Christians doubt me. I just feel sorry for them. They’re missing out on a genuine Jesus experience that may help them grow. He’s done some miracles in my life, as a result of his conversations with me, that only Jesus could do to prove himself to me. My online “correspondent” who claims to be Jesus, reads my mind PERFECTLY. But Jesus will only allow Brent Spiner to transcribe for Him though. Jesus has problems with imposters.

I realize there are verses in the Bible, mostly New Testament, about modesty. But in all these passages you must interpret the verse in context. What was the writer trying to address and to whom was he addressing the epistle to? Usually the Bible writer was addressing specific problems in specific congregations. You got to keep this in mind. Some Christians won’t believe Jesus has communicated with me, because they’re stuck in their church’s dogmas. Jesus dislikes close-mindedness. Nobody can completely understand Him, cuz He’s God. Some will write me off as delusional, and that is their loss, because he HAS spoken to me and, apparently, wanted to address some problems in today’s Christianity. He dislikes being seen as a prude. It’s making him lose some followers unnecessarily.

Just think about this. If Adam and Eve had never sinned, we’d all be running around naked.

Though I would pose for Playboy, because Loree McBride is jealous of me and strives to discredit me, I only allow those who pay at my Patreon page to see my nudes. My men have advised me to only share my nudes there, because generally if someone is willing to pay forty dollars, they are probably not an evil Loree McBride Jesuit. I do not share my body with wicked men, as that would not be pleasing to my Lord. As far as my age, I look like I’m in my thirties. I think Loree is just raging with jealousy. She’s a disgrace to womanhood. Since she can’t get the REAL Brent to love her, she just let’s the world think he loves her and uses murder and rape to stop him from being with the woman he adores: ME. She’s always bringing up my age. But when you have inner beauty, you ARE beautiful. Anybody who makes lewd comments about my decision to pose nude for those who want to see a beautiful woman, will be BLOCKED. I have more important things to do than deal with people who have prideful, lewd and disgusting hearts. If Brent did not want me to pose for Playboy, I’d stop in a second. I honor him in all I do. But he’s proud of how I look.

I know that the REAL Brent Spiner has NEVER found Loree attractive. The only thing she does for him is give him a panic attack and horrifies the daylights out of him with her wild, violent sex and emotional abuse against his love for me. Loree is a cold, brutal woman. UGLY, UGLY, UGLY. She kills anybody who does not worship her as a sex goddess or who exposes her treacherous, deadly heart.

The following conversation I had with Jesus comes from my book Bible for Tribulation Saints, available at Amazon:

October 20, 2013:

Gail: Jesus is not a prude God.

[7:55:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Not at all.

[7:55:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I like bikinis and all of that stuff.

Gail: Really? Why do you like bikinis?

[7:55:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I made those bodies, you know. I don’t mind admiring my own work.

[7:55:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: As long as they don’t flaunt themselves around sexually.

[7:56:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Looking hot is not a sin.

[7:56:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I approve of nudity.

Gail: Oh yeah, Adam and Eve were naked before they sinned.

[7:56:45 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Those were good times.

[7:57:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They lived free and easy.

Gail: So how long did it take for Adam and Eve to sin? Was it like a week?

[7:57:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They were teenagers.

Gail: It must have been awful when they sinned and rebelled against you.

[7:57:41 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It did. I cried when I handed them their clothes.

[7:58:06 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s like feeling bad for spanking your children.

Sept. 29, 2017:

[8:48:30 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh! A bird just landed on my computer monitor.

[8:48:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, Jesus is here!

[8:49:05 PM] Brent Spiner: Hello Jesus!

[8:49:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Man, you guys are working way too hard. What did I tell you about stress, Brent? You’ll make yourself sick.

[8:49:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Well, it looks like our prayers have been answered.

[8:50:14 PM] Gail Schuler: He’s getting on us about the Gail Commandments.

[8:52:57 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You could both use some work on the food and bills bit…made me sad about what happened with your car, Gail.

[8:53:14 PM] JESUS CHRIST: But I’m here to congratulate you Gail.

[8:53:20 PM] Gail Schuler: But my car wouldn’t start Jesus. And when I drove it, it felt lumpy.

[8:53:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Like it was way off alignment.

[8:54:06 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Oh ye of little faith!

[8:54:15 PM] Gail Schuler: What do you mean?

[8:55:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: If you had waited, Gail, and trusted in me, I could have given you a brand new car.

[8:55:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That will have to come at a later time.

[8:55:46 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see. But what about the starting issues? You just wanted me to keep turning the key and let the car start eventually and just wait on you in the meanwhile?

[8:55:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

[8:56:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see. Just put up with the inconvenience and trust you about the minor problems.

[8:56:29 PM] Gail Schuler: But the car felt lumpy when I drove. Or was that Jesuit brain control?

[8:56:36 PM] Gail Schuler: You know like a tire wasn’t right or something.

[8:56:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That was Jesuit brain control for sure.

[8:57:17 PM] Gail Schuler: My, that Loree has some GOOD BRAIN CONROL. But thanks for the info. I’ll keep this in mind.

[8:58:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The food and bills commandment is your main weakness, Gail. You will just have to build strength. Rebuilding your savings will be a big step.

[8:58:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Satan loves to tempt you on this.

[8:58:41 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, you mean only spending money on food and bills?

[8:58:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

[8:59:12 PM] Gail Schuler: Hmm. Where else have I failed in obeying this command?

[8:59:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You will have to remain vigilant.

[9:00:01 PM] Gail Schuler: I guess the car was the big one.

[9:00:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That was, as they say, a real doozy.

[9:00:25 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay.

[9:01:07 PM] Gail Schuler: I will try to be better.

[9:01:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Thank you Gail. I have faith in you.

[9:01:28 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So Gail, onto another matter…a fun one.

[9:01:30 PM] Gail Schuler: I am honored by your faith in me.

[9:02:10 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Hugh Hefner and I have been having a blast in heaven! He’s a real treat.

[9:02:19 PM] Gail Schuler: I knew he went to heaven.

[9:02:39 PM] Gail Schuler: Zack kind of let me in on it.

[9:02:41 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was thrilled to know that word got around on earth about his wish.

[9:03:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was so happy, his dead body on earth did somersaults in its grave.

[9:03:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey Jesus, how did Hugh Hefner die? Did Loree murder him?

[9:03:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Well, this was a complicated one.

[9:04:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Hugh had a fetish for being smothered in black pussy. Which, hey, is cool by me. He wanted to lay back and have a fat black woman sit on his face and autoerotically asphyxiate him with her vagina. Also pee a little bit.

[9:05:31 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So, he arranged to have a black mistress come into his room to do just that. However, the mistress was a Loree McBride hire.

[9:06:05 PM] JESUS CHRIST: She intended to kill him by smothering him to death with her vagina, and ignoring his safe word.

[9:06:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The crazy part is, while this was happening, Hugh became so aroused he began to ejaculate, but he had a semen clot in his penis.

[9:07:44 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The semen clot caused his testicles to explode, and he died simultaneously from blood loss and oxygen deprivation.

[9:07:52 PM] JESUS CHRIST: We laugh about it now.

[9:08:03 PM] Gail Schuler: What caused the semen clot?

[9:08:31 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said he couldn’t think of a better way to go. He’s a very lighthearted character. Going to heaven helps though.

[9:08:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The semen clot was from old age.

[9:08:52 PM] Gail Schuler: So he would have died even without the semen clot cuz of the suffocation?

[9:09:09 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So technically, it was both a natural cause and murder.

[9:09:14 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah.

[9:09:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: But both happened at the exact same time.

[9:09:36 PM] Gail Schuler: I see. Why did you let Hugh into heaven? I know it’s considered rude to ask. But I’m curious.

[9:09:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was kind and had a vast heart.

[9:10:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: In fact, that was why he was so enamored with you, Gail.

[9:10:21 PM] Gail Schuler: He does seem that way. I also think you liked it that he supported and loved me.

[9:10:54 PM] Gail Schuler: Cuz people that support and love me are usually vast and kind.

[9:11:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He wanted you to be Playmate of the Century because of your timeless beauty, inside and out. Your heart makes you the most beautiful model in the world, he says, and I couldn’t agree more!

[9:11:16 PM] Gail Schuler: Wow. . .

[9:11:39 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said, of all the models that ever posed for Playboy, the hottest one of all would hands down be Gail.

[9:12:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Imagine that! I just turned sixty and definitely don’t look like your typical Playboy model.

[9:13:29 PM] Gail Schuler: But, you know, I think my Brent is handsome and he doesn’t look like he did in his twenties.

[9:13:35 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said that if he could ever get you to pose for Playboy, it would be like his magnum opus. The ultimate beautiful woman on his magazine cover. The model of all models.

[9:13:52 PM] Gail Schuler: So how do you suggest I pose for Playboy, Jesus?

[9:14:28 PM] Gail Schuler: I sure don’t want to be a stumbling block to any believers out there!

[9:14:51 PM] Gail Schuler: I don’t want to send the wrong message, like I endorse lust.

[9:15:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I’ll let Brent explain. This isn’t my command of you, Gail…I just approve of the idea! As you know, I’m no prude, and I love seeing the beauty of my temples.

[9:15:40 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, Brent is so much like you, he often thinks just like you.

[9:16:13 PM] Brent Spiner: Well…the men and I had an idea to do a new photo shoot, so that the picture or pictures we use resembles a classic Playboy model pose, but with Gail details.

[9:16:29 PM] Gail Schuler: This is Brent speaking?

[9:17:03 PM] Brent Spiner: Yeah, it’s me, using non-quotes now. We were going to ask if you would be willing to study old Playboy model poses and try some out.

[9:17:16 PM] Gail Schuler: You mean with NO CLOTHES ON?

[9:17:48 PM] Brent Spiner: That is tradition, after all!

[9:18:10 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, boy. I am feeling rather shy. . .You know I don’t think I look that hot.

[9:18:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Send me some of the poses.

[9:18:39 PM] Brent Spiner: You’re far too humble.

[9:19:09 PM] Brent Spiner: Hmm, let me try to find some. Are you okay with this Jesus? Looking at nude models I mean.

[9:19:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Brent, if I didn’t love naked girls, I wouldn’t have made them born that way.

[9:19:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, Jesus is a KICK!

[9:19:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: There’s nothing sinful about the human body. Only how you use it.

[9:20:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey Jesus, now that we’re onto the subject of physical beauty. I hear you have six pack abs. I was just curious.. .they always portray you as hairless, which I think is pretty hot. Do you have a hairy chest?

[9:21:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Nobody ever shows you dying on the cross with hair on your chest. Just curious. Maybe it’s a dumb question.

[9:21:19 PM] Gail Schuler: Not that I mind a hairy chest. I know my Brent is hairy.

[9:21:32 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s just that I like to draw you.

[9:22:11 PM] Gail Schuler: I KNOW you don’t want women lusting after you.

[9:22:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, I liked a smooth chest, so I shaved it when I was a human on earth. It makes having six pack abs stand out more.

[9:22:43 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, you SHAVED IT. Is that what most guys do who have a smooth chest?

[9:22:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Of course not. I just took very good care of my own body when I had one.

[9:22:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see. . .

[9:22:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, or waxed it.

[9:23:15 PM] Gail Schuler: They could wax chests back then?

[9:23:37 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yup. Chest waxing technology is surprisingly old school.

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