Gail Chord Schuler Biography & Portfolio

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Gail Chord Schuler
voice actor | writer | correspondent

Born: Gail Elaine Chord
– September 15, 1957 in Miami, Florida, USA
Height: 5′ 7″ (1.7 m)
Spouse (3):
– David Schuler (April 20, 1985 – ?) (murdered) (1 child)
– David Schuler Jesuit clone (? – May 31, 2001) (divorced)
– Brent Spiner (? – present)
Trademarks (4):
– Jesus Christ’s favorite
– Leader of Church of Gail (includes ex-Antichrist Zack Knight)
– Author of Bible for Future Saints
– Recipient (with husband Brent Spiner) of Jesus Christ’s semen

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Brent Spiner’s Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back

Gail Chord Schuler Biography

Gail Chord Schuler was born in 1957 to a fashion & swimsuit model mother from Japan (descended from the royal Oshu Fujiwara family) and an Eastern airlines pilot father (whose uncle was aviator Howard Hughes). The Jesuit Order‘s genetic profiling teams immediately became aware of her unusual genetic profile of King David and Catherine the Great, and strove to kill her as a baby by giving her an allergy to her formula. Because of this, she almost died her first month of life, but her mother switched pediatrician’s and saved her baby’s life. She is currently a volunteer writer and Gabrielle Chana FOX News correspondent.
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Gail Chord Schuler is Known For

Tosh.0 Cewebrity Profile: Empress Gail Tosh.0-lection Special (Nov. 8, 2016)
Empress Gail (herself)

Click on picture to view the Tosh.0 episode at the Comedy Central site.

I tried to embed this from Comedy Central and could not, so I had to upload what I recorded from my television when I watched it on Nov. 8, 2016. From what I understand Comedy Central has strict copyright so I do not recommend uploading this on any major website like YouTube or Vimeo. I think I can get away with hosting this here at my own little website. They may forgive me since I was the star of the episode. But the safest course is to just view it here at this website or, even better, view it from Comedy Central. If you want to share it, Comedy Central will allow you to share it from their website and their version is higher quality than mine.

Gail Chord Schuler’s Acting

Bible for Tribulation Saints Series (2019 – 2020)
– Jesus Christ (voice)
– Brent Spiner (voice)
– Gail Chord Schuler herself (voice)
– Judge Terrance Jenkins (voice)
– Keanu Reeves (voice)
– Matthew McConaughey (voice)
– Hugh Jackman (voice)
– Satan (voice)
– Zack Knight (voice)
– Angelina Ballerina (voice)
– Gerard Butler (voice)
– Vladimir Putin (voice)
Brent Spiner’s Jesus Transcriptions: Jesus Speaks (2018)
– Jesus Christ (voice)
– Brent Spiner (voice)
– Gail Chord Schuler herself (voice)
– Judge Terrance Jenkins (voice)
Jesuit Murder of Abraham Lincoln: Hillary Clinton is a Jesuit (Aug. 2016)
– Catholic priest Charles Chiniquy (voice)
– Abraham Lincoln (voice)
– Gabrielle Chana as commentator (voice)
– Charles Chiniquy’s mother (voice)
– Charles Chiniquy’s father (voice)
– Parish priest Courtois (voice)
– Mr. Morin communion instructor (voice)
– Children at first communion (voice)
– College instructor for priests (voice)
– Reverend Perras (voice)
– Catholic priest Lebel (voice)
– Dr. Alberto Rivera ex-Jesuit priest (voice)
– Lincoln’s assassin John Wilkes Booth (voice)
– Mary Surrat’s daughter (voice)d
Brent Spiner’s Flames: Brent Spiner’s First Letters to Gail in Summer 2011 (2016)
– Gabrielle Chana herself (voice)
– Brent Spiner (voice)
– Judge Terrance Jenkins (voice)
– Loree McBride (voice)
– Brent Spiner clone (voice)
– psychiatrist and actor Gerard Butler (voice)
– Russian President Vladimir Putin (voice)
– Defecting Jesuit (voice)
The Forbidden Abyss Part One: Brent Spiner & Vladimir Putin (2016)
– Gail Chana herself (voice)
– Brent Spiner (voice)
– Loree McBride (voice)
– Jesus Christ (voice)
– Richard Arnold (voice)
– Macaulay Culkin (voice)
– Levar Burton (voice)
– Paramount studio executive (voice)
– Jesuit website (voice)
– Berkeley County sheriff (voice)
– Gail’s psychiatrist (voice)
– Gail’s son (voice)
– Seattle naturopath (voice)
– Jesuit radiologist (voice)
– Chiropractor B. Scott Jones (voice)
– Russian President Vladimir Putin (voice)
– President Bill Clinton (voice)
– President George W. Bush (voice)
– Tallahassee heroin addict (voice)
– Jesuit car tower (voice)
– Jesuit hit men (voice)
– Brent Spiner Jesuit clone (voice)
– Judge Terrance Jenkins (voice)
The Shimmering Sea: Robin Williams Murder (2015)
– Gail Chord Schuler herself (voice)
– Robin Williams (voice)
– Brent Spiner (voice)
– Psychiatrist Gerard Butler (voice)
– Matthew McConaughey (voice)
– Hugh Laurie (voice)
– Tony Blair (voice)
– 50 Cent (voice)
– Vladimir Putin (voice)
– Hugh Jackman (voice)
– Jesus Christ (voice)
– Judge Terrance Jenkins (voice)
– Chinese nurse (voice)
– Jesuit Chinese doctors (voice)
– Santa Monica jeweler (voice)
– Imaginary reporter (voice)
– Police officer Tom (voice)
– Jesuit police (voice)
Jesus, the Eternal Bridegroom: The Forbidden Abyss, Part Two (2015)
– Gail Chord Schuler herself (voice)
– Brent Spiner (voice)
– Judge Terrance Jenkins (voice)
– Loree McBride (voice)
– Quebec trial head Jesuit juror Teresa (voice)
– Jesus Christ (voice)
– Russian President Vladimir Putin (voice)
– Brent Spiner Jesuit clone (voice)
– YouTube (voice)
– Hugh Jackman (voice)
– Matthew McConaughey (voice)
– Church of Gail doctor (voice)
– Camila Alves (voice)
– Gail’s Jesuit clone mother (voice)
– Walmart manager Optimus Prime (voice)
– Kim Jong-il (voice)
– Bubba black Jesuit (voice)
– Ivan, the Russian (voice)
– Jesuits (voice)
– Jesuit leader & Antichrist Zack Knight (voice)
– Brianna Jenkins-Schuler (voice)
– Gerard Butler (voice)
– Matthew McConaughey’s lawyer (voice)
– Satan (voice)

This Church of Gail was destroyed in our battle with Angelina Ballerina in Jan. 2017. Gail’s men now live in Church of Gail #3 that looks like the Star Trek: The Next Generation starship as depicted just below.

What my men live in now.

Gail Chord Schuler’s Other Works

Author of Star Trek: The Next Generation teleplay Gail wrote for Brent Spiner, meant to be a sequel to the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode called “The Offspring” (not produced) “Lal” (1992).

Author of short story about why Gail reinstated Brent Spiner as her long distance lover after she learned about Loree McBride “Emerald Towers” (2000).

Author of the novel “Silver Skies” made into a Steven Spielberg film starring Matthew McConaughey (1993 – 2005).

Editor of Brent Spiner’s first correspondence with Gail Chord Schuler “Brent Spiner’s Flames” (2011).

Author of Brent Spiner, Gail Chord Schuler, and Vladimir Putin biography “The Forbidden Abyss Part One: 1990 to 2011” (2013).

Author of book about how Jesuits murdered Robin Williams “The Shimmering Sea: Robin Williams Murder” (2014).

Author of story about Jesuit bomb rapist Camila Alves, Matthew McConaughey’s stalker “Bomb Rape at the Oscars: Camila Alves Stalks Matthew McConaughey” (2014).

Author of biography about Brent Spiner and the men on Gail Chord Schuler’s marriage list, including Jesus Christ “Jesus, the Eternal Bridegroom: The Forbidden Abyss Part Two” (2015).

Author of history about Jesuit involvement in the U.S. Civil War and their murder of Abraham Lincoln and Hillary Clinton (2016) “Jesuit Murder of Abraham Lincoln: Hillary Clinton is a Jesuit” (2016).

Author, along with Brent Spiner and Jesus Christ, of an addition to the Biblical canon called “Bible for Tribulation Saints” (2017 – 2020).

Author of “Gail: The Complete Series”, a collection of short stories in the form of historical narrative about the adventures of Gail and her men (2022 – ?).

Trivia (124) about Gail Chord Schuler

Gail has had a relationship with Brent Spiner for over 28 years, which started in June 1991, when she recognized his voice on her phone as her phone lover. She has been engaged to physically marry physician (2006 to present), pastor (2012 to present), actor and singer Brent Spiner (a.k.a. Data of Star Trek: The Next Generation) since December 1999, when God told her then in a still, small voice that Loree McBride is a Vatican agent, Gail knew that Brent loved her enough to die for her.

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Gail Chord Schuler Personal Quotes (5)

“Do right, though the stars fall.” – Dr. Bob Jones, Sr.

Her favorite prayer to Jesus from 1999 to about 2011, was, “If I do anything to help out those evil Jesuits, I want you to kill me,” to which Jesus replied to her in 2012, “I would never want to kill one of my most beautiful creations.”

“Jesuits are sly fanatics, who won’t retreat before anything,” taken from The Secret History of the Jesuits by Edmond Paris (a writer the Jesuits murdered).

“He (God) gives the very best, to those who leave the choice with Him,” – missionary Hudson Taylor (who was Gail’s hero as a young lady and who practically led the entire Chinese nation to Jesus Christ in the late 1800s).

Brent Spiner reminds me of missionary Hudson Taylor, the man I would have wanted for a husband in my youth, and Hudson Taylor was a physician, like my Brent, and a vast soul.

Gail’s self hair cut, wearing a tank top she sewed (May 26, 2016)

Gail’s Indoor Workout Video

Gail Chord Schuler at 58 years old (May 18, 2016