U.S. Senate and House DISSOLVED. United States is a COMPLETE MONARCHY. GAIL HAS CANCELLED THIS.

Update on May 31, 2022: I only assumed full monarchy to help the American people deal with inflation, but they seem to prefer inflation over a full monarchy, so I will not assume a full monarchy unless the American people vote for me to be full monarch according to Conspiracy Law. Update on May 26, 2022: If Brent or I […]

Goddess Lakshmi’s Dream God Partner

August 2, 2022 update: Jesus does not need anyone to complete Him. https://www.gabriellechana.blog/2022/08/02/baphomet-the-sjw-demon-we-need-to-drop-the-labels/ May 25, 2022 update: As a result of research I’ve done on Lakshmi after creating this page, I am not ruling her out as a possibility for Jesus’s wife. I think Lakshmi is shy and if Jesus could bring her out, the two may turn out to […]

Jesus Christ’s Dream Goddess

UPDATE on Aug. 2, 2022: This was a fun post, but not exactly accurate. I assumed this was Jesus’s type based on the performance he put on around us to make us like him. https://www.gabriellechana.blog/2022/08/02/baphomet-the-sjw-demon-we-need-to-drop-the-labels/ I have created this page to describe who I feel would be Jesus Christ’s dream goddess based on my friendship with him since 2012 and […]