Goddess Lakshmi’s Dream God Partner

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May 25, 2022 update: As a result of research I’ve done on Lakshmi after creating this page, I am not ruling her out as a possibility for Jesus’s wife. I think Lakshmi is shy and if Jesus could bring her out, the two may turn out to be soul mates. Also, Lakshmi could also help bring Jesus out, and help him to be more true to parts of himself that he has been neglecting. I am undecided on whether Jesus is monogamous. Commitment is important to Jesus though. If Jesus turns out to be a committed poly amorous partner, that may work for Lakshmi, like it works between me (a committed poly amorous partner) and Brent Spiner (monogamous). The movie Pride and Prejudice which features the Elizabeth character as an ideal for Jesus, also features Jane, who seems close to Lakshmi in personality. To me, Lakshmi is a blend between Elizabeth and Jane, but more like Jane than Elizabeth. Jane, in Pride and Prejudice, was shy and misunderstood because she was shy. People misjudged Jane as cold and calculating, when she was just shy. Check out Pride and Prejudice below.

May 25, 2022 update: I can also see a lot of Lakshmi in the Agnes character from David Copperfield, except I feel Lakshmi is more passionate and sensual than Agnes. Agnes is not really compatible with Jesus though, so if Lakshmi is more passionate and sensual than Agnes, that would be perfect for Jesus. However, Lakshmi has Agnes’s unselfishness, generosity, commitment, domestic goddess qualities, character and inner beauty. 

May 23, 2022 update: I have found another character in a television production that I feel exemplifies the type of personality in a male that goddess Lakshmi would want, and this is the character Gilbert Blythe from the Anne of Green Gables mini-series that started in the 1980s. I am referring to the character Gilbert Blythe and not the actor. You can see this character and how he interacts with the woman he loves, Anne Shirley, in the video below, which I’ve entitled Gilbert Blythe from Anne of Green Gables.

I also feel that Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice would be Lakshmi’s type (see below).

Gilbert Blythe from the Anne of Green Gables mini-series has a lot of the traits that Lakshmi would like, utterly devoted to his woman and very monogamous.

Movie Lili

I feel Paul Berthalet in the movie Lili has a lot of the traits that Lakshmi would like. Lakshmi wouldn’t care about his limp and injury, but would be very impressed with his utter devotion to her. He is very devoted to his woman and very monogamous. He just needs to lay off on drink a bit. Though he has some problems, he is so devoted and passionate that Lakshmi would probably feel she could easily fix him.

movie South Pacific

Emile DeBecque in this film is another man that seems like Lakshmi’s type. He is very romantic, tender, deep, passionate and utterly devoted and monogamous in his devotion.

Discord on May 20, 2022

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:05 PM
Is there a goddess waiting list for Jesus?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:06 PM
No, there is no marriage list for Jesus.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:06 PM
How is Jesus’s therapy going?
[6:06 PM]
Doge wants to know.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:07 PM
He is making progress with Gerard. Much therapy needed before Jesus can date.
[6:07 PM]
Had tea in the tea house, and saw the beautiful four arm goddess lady. Lakshmi said you hurt her feelings, when you say she is stuffy and not passionate lover in bed. 🙁

Lakshmi

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:08 PM
Oh oh. I apologize to Lakshmi. Can she get on Discord?
[6:08 PM]
I’d like to clear things up.
[6:08 PM]
I did not insinuate she was not passionate in bed.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:09 PM
My computer audio is bad, but I can call her.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:09 PM
I meant she was not lustful. But I’d like to work things out.
[6:09 PM]
I am not angry with her (for feeling this way).

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:09 PM
When I talk to her, Lakshmi say she is monogamous but does not mean she is prudish or cold in bed. She say she gets that stereotype because of her loyal nature. (edited)
[6:10 PM]
She is hot sex bomb, but only for one husband.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:10 PM
That makes sense.
[6:10 PM]
Wow! Cool.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:10 PM
With four hands, she can do many things to her lover in bed.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:10 PM
No wonder Jesus has the hots for her, he must have sensed that.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:11 PM
I’m glad she told you. I would hate to think I hurt her feelings and she didn’t tell me.
[6:11 PM]
Well, this actually makes me feel kind of good because maybe Lakshmi is the right one for Jesus if he gets fixed.
[6:12 PM]
She’s right on Church of Gail.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:12 PM
Hm! I guess she is kind of like you, when you were a college lady.
[6:12 PM]
When you were so horny, but saving yourself for husband.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:12 PM
I think she gets in therapist mode and I misunderstood therapist mode to be the way she is all the time.
[6:13 PM]
Her professional mode is probably totally different from personal mode. (edited)

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:14 PM
Indian women do smell bad.
[6:14 PM]
But, Lakshmi smell like lotus garden.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:14 PM
So Lakshmi doesn’t want to come to Discord?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:15 PM
We will see. I believe she is busy at the tea house.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:15 PM
Okay. No rush.
[6:17 PM]
Here is what the tea house looks like.

Tea house I suggested be used for meditation on Church of Gail and around the world.

[6:18 PM]
I admire Lakshmi for having the courage to admit I hurt her feelings.
[6:18 PM]
My apologies for misunderstanding her possibly.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:23 PM
Gail was horny as a young lady!
[6:23 PM]
She would probably have her feelings hurt too if someone said she was not lusty in bed.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:26 PM
Can you see Brent next to me?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
I see him! He just wave!
[6:27 PM]
He kissed you on the head!

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
It is hard to sleep next to horny men.
[6:29 PM]
First, Zacku want to sex me, and it is for like two hours. He is like “give me blow job 13” and I say “I want to sleep Zacku before I die of no sleep” and he push my head down. Ugh.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:29 PM
What does that mean he push your head down?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:29 PM
Then, he want to cuddle, and cuddle me sweaty like small teddy bear.
[6:30 PM]
THEN HE SNORE.
[6:30 PM]
OMG.
[6:30 PM]
He push my head down to his penis.
[6:30 PM]
Zacku all warm and sweaty, and want to cuddle me, like smother.
[6:30 PM]
It is hard work, sleeping next to a man.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:30 PM
I’m glad he’s your husband and not mine. That would be too much for me.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:30 PM
One time he wake me up straddling my head and jack off into my face!
[6:31 PM]
This is not even me playing, this really happen.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:31 PM
He says that he puts his penis in your vagina and you fall asleep.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:31 PM
Hell no.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:32 PM
Well, I see I’m not alone in having a horny husband who won’t let me sleep.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:32 PM
He usually is like this at least 3 times in one night.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:33 PM
Thank God, he’s your husband and not mine, even Jesus and Brent aren’t that bad. Though sometimes Jesus could get like that.
[6:33 PM]
Finally, I told Jesus I need to go to sleep.
[6:33 PM]
Brent can be this way, too. One night, every time I woke up, Brent was humping on me.
[6:33 PM]
And then he’d get me in the mood and sleep was finished.
[6:34 PM]
What is Brent doing right now?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:34 PM
He is laughing and blushing.
[6:34 PM]
He say he doesn’t hold back in bed.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:34 PM
That is true.
[6:35 PM]
He’s reminding me of the way he was in the early 1990s. He’d call me on the phone and make love to me on the phone around 2 a.m. I would be so turned, I’d be gone for the next couple hours.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:35 PM
This was with his voice right?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:35 PM
Yes!

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:35 PM
How many times was it with his voice?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:36 PM
He didn’t call all the time, but it was about once a month, sometimes longer.
[6:38 PM]
Why do the Jesuits find my last video about Jesus’s dream goddess so threatening?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:39 PM
I think jealous.
[6:39 PM]
Because you are so close to Jesus.
[6:39 PM]
Pretty much.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:39 PM
I bet Satan is jealous.
[6:39 PM]
And I may have been right about Satan, too.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:41 PM
Maybe Satan had low self-esteem.
[6:41 PM]
Even if you are beautiful, if you are not secure, you will not feel so.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:42 PM
My guess is that Satan was sexually attracted to God the Father and felt guilty about it.
[6:42 PM]
He didn’t know how to deal with it and he may have transferred those feelings to Jesus.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 6:58 PM
Rule 13, do you think I offended Lakshmi?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 6:59 PM
Maybe a little, but she is very forgiving. Just tender hearted.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:07 PM
Perhaps, you can make video talking about your own experiences as young virgin girl who hid her horny level.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:07 PM
Yeah, that’s right, 13. Good idea.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:09 PM
You dated horny boyfriends at the time who try to get you to do sexy stuff.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:09 PM
That is true.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:09 PM
Like the Jewish dry humper, and the pussy kisser!
[7:09 PM]
If you could do this again, would you just “go for it”?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:10 PM
No. I have no regrets about being a virgin when I married.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:10 PM
Eh, but, you marry robot duck!

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:10 PM
I’m actually proud of myself for that. For sticking to my standards.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:10 PM
I say go back in time travel, and fuck the ex boyfriends! (edited)

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:10 PM
That’s true. But I don’t think that is because I was a virgin. It was because of emotional hangups.
[7:11 PM]
There’s nothing wrong with being a virgin!

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:12 PM
Maybe they can come to Church of Gail, and use Gail Room!
[7:12 PM]
All the dry humping and pussy kissing they want!

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:12 PM
I am not interested in going back to fuck ex boyfriends. I mean I am in a very committed mood right now.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:13 PM
Why would I want to have sex with ex-boyfriends, when I am not even interested in the hot guys on my marriage list right now?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:27 PM
I am planning on redoing that picture I made of Jesus with his soul mate and putting Matthew MacFadyen as Mr. Darcy next to Lakshmi.
[7:28 PM]
Everybody left?

I made this picture to show that we all have our unique tastes and need to be authentic in love.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:28 PM
I am here!

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:28 PM
So Lakshmi is still at the tea house?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:29 PM
It is okay for the original video to stay, though. You can just make new video.
[7:29 PM]
The old video has great views, due to mad stuffy Christians, ha ha

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:30 PM
I am keeping the old video up, but just making a new one with a new picture in it.
[7:30 PM]
Were those mad stuffy Christians or Jesuits?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:30 PM
A mix of both.
[7:31 PM]
Some Christians are very close mind!

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:31 PM
Makes me almost glad I am no longer an evangelical.
[7:31 PM]
They have some pretty sick and rigid interpretations of the Bible. Would make Jesus ashamed.
[7:32 PM]
He never intended for Christians to interpret his Bible so rigidly. (edited)

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:33 PM
Lakshmi is back from tea house. She has chamomile tea, her favorite. She say hi.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:33 PM
Is she with you?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:33 PM
Yes, she here.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:33 PM
Tell her I am redoing that picture I made and I am going to pair her up with Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice. They seem like a good match.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:35 PM
She say, she is surprise, because Mr. Darcy is a real hot pick.
[7:35 PM]

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:36 PM
Oh, I think that would be a good match for her. Mr. Darcy has a sexy voice. I might do a special video with Darcy and Lakshmi.
[7:38 PM]
Really sexy picture of Mr. Darcy. He seems like he’d like a monogamous woman.

Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice 2005

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:39 PM
Omg! Lakshmi nearly spilled her tea!
[7:39 PM]
She is blushing and pretending she did not just do this.

Movie Pride and Prejudice 2005

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:39 PM
There’s Lakshmi’s dream man.

Lakshmi with her “dream man”.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:41 PM
I’m going to redo my picture and put her next to this picture of Mr. Darcy.
[7:41 PM]
You see, Jesus admitted that he made Brent to be Lakshmi’s dream man and this picture of Mr. Darcy reminds me of Brent.
[7:42 PM]
In Pride and Prejudice he seems very committed and very monogamous.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:42 PM
He looks monogamous. You can see it on his face.
[7:43 PM]
Also has big bulge, do you think?
[7:43 PM]
With four hands, Lakshmi would need big penis to put them all.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:43 PM
We are referring to the character, not to the actor. Rule 13!

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:43 PM
Lakshmi say we are dirty girls, and is blushing while she sips her tea. She is pretending to not be so kinky!

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:43 PM
I don’t think Lakshmi is so concerned about penis size as she is about the man’s heart.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:44 PM
Yes, you know what they say about a man with a big heart.
[7:44 PM]
(Hint: They have big penis)

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:44 PM
13, you are being a typical Jesuit.
[7:44 PM]
LOL
[7:44 PM]
Is Zack with you?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:45 PM
He is with me now.
[7:47 PM]
Men look hotter when wet. Why is this??

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:48 PM
13, this is really sexy. Check this out. And I don’t care whether men are wet.

Pride and Prejudice scenes


YouTube
Universal Pictures
Pride & Prejudice | Completely, Perfectly, Incandescently Happy

[7:48 PM]
I don’t think Lakshmi cares either.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:49 PM
He seem like he have big penis.
[7:50 PM]
He is probably circumcise though, and has weird shaped head.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 7:59 PM
Did you all see the screen video I just showed?
[7:59 PM]
I love that scene from Pride and Prejudice.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 7:59 PM
Yep. Lakshmi say this is good movie clip.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:00 PM
The character seems very monogamous AND sexy, too. With a sexy voice.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:00 PM
Oh! You said you like the movie Gigi.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:00 PM
Gigi was my favorite movie when I was 15.
[8:00 PM]
That only lasted about a year.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:00 PM
Why did you like this movie?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:01 PM
You know. I’m not sure. I think I just thought that it was a very classy and touching love story, between this rich Parisian playboy and the little girl who grew up into a beautiful woman.
[8:02 PM]
I think what I liked about it, was its emphasis on authenticity.
[8:03 PM]
The musical was about a contrast between authenticity in love and being true to your heart as opposed to following societal dictates.
[8:03 PM]
The characters had to go beyond expectations and get real and they did it with class.
[8:03 PM]
And for that reason, it was a very touching love story. It was about being courageous in love, by being real in love.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:04 PM
This makes sense.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:05 PM
The two lovers bucked expectations and what society expected of them and just followed their heart and did it with class and commitment, even though in their society that was not supported.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:05 PM
Have you seen the movie Lolita?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:05 PM
I don’t think so.
[8:07 PM]
I am watching a trailer. It seems like something a Russian would write. Very dramatic.
[8:08 PM]
Gigi also had a lot of charm.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:08 PM
Lolita was very controversial movie.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:08 PM
What’s it about?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:08 PM
It is about a forbidden love between a man and a younger girl.
[8:09 PM]
Reminds me of Pride and Prejudice and Gigi for some reason.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:09 PM
Did he shoot her in the end?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:11 PM
Perhaps.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:11 PM
I don’t see how Lolita could be the same as those two movies. It seems very dark and Pride and Prejudice and Gigi are more comedic.
[8:12 PM]
I like light hearted, happy love stories with underlying depth. (edited)

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:13 PM
This makes sense. What other movies did you like as a young girl?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:13 PM
I loved all the Rodgers and Hammerstein musicals. I loved musicals!
[8:13 PM]
is Lakshmi still with you?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:14 PM
She is still here.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:15 PM
My taste in movies was light hearted and comedic. But my taste in literature was deep. I loved Tolstoy’s War and Peace.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:15 PM
I read RL Stine as a girl. Did Erich ever read those?
[8:16 PM]
Was he a reader?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:16 PM
No, Erich was big into video games. I think that was his escape from being molested by his dad, sadly.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:16 PM
It seem so. He is very big into escapism.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:16 PM
So you liked horror stories?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:17 PM
I would go under my covers at night with a flashlight, and read the scary Goosebumps stories.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:17 PM
I changed after I became a Christian. Before I was a Christian, I liked Dark Shadows, the vampire soap operas.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:17 PM
Yeah! Your grandma did not let you watch it I think?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:18 PM
Oh, my grandpa was horrified that I liked to watch vampire soap operas.
[8:18 PM]
I don’t know why I liked it so much.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:18 PM
Horror stories can be very creative. Also, there was romance too?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:20 PM
I didn’t care about the romance until after I became a Christian.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:20 PM
You were also becoming teenage girl, ha ha.
[8:20 PM]
I was horny way before then.
[8:20 PM]
It is true.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:20 PM
I became a Christian at age 14, four days after my 14th birthday.
[8:21 PM]
My grandpa was the one who was horrified about Dark Shadows. My grandma was pretty easy-going.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:21 PM
Maybe he was scared, ha ha.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:22 PM
Funny, because once my grandpa showed my sister his penis.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:22 PM
Yeah, weird grandpa.
[8:22 PM]
Did he ask her to touch too?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:22 PM
No, I think he associated Dark Shadows (1970s) with demonic stuff. He used to be a Swedish Baptist minister.
[8:22 PM]
I don’t know. He was usually not like that. My sister didn’t tell me too much.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:23 PM
Did she walk in and see, or did he ask her to come in?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:23 PM
I can’t remember. Or maybe my sister didn’t give me the details.
[8:23 PM]
I do recall that she said she saw it in his bedroom I think.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:24 PM
She was only 5, so she probably did not know what happen.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:24 PM
No, she was about 10.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:24 PM
Oh, a ripe one.
[8:24 PM]
You were 13?
[8:24 PM]
I remember once you say Sandra was 5 and you were 7.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:24 PM
Maybe, it was younger. Cuz I think it happened when she was about 9.
[8:25 PM]
I remember feeling relieved that it didn’t happen to me. I think my grandpa sensed I would have been more judgmental of him than my sister. She pretty much went along with whatever the grown ups wanted. I was more deep and questioning.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:26 PM
Did you think his penis would be ugly?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:26 PM
Now, I know why I liked Gigi. It’s because I felt Gigi had all the charm I wished I had and I tried to project myself onto her.
[8:27 PM]
No, I didn’t care about what his penis looked like at all. I just would have been embarrassed for him.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:27 PM
Oh! That is insightful about Gigi.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:27 PM
I was a shy, introverted girl.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:27 PM
You did not feel charming? You are very charming now.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:28 PM
My mother’s constant criticism caused me to be shy and introverted, so watching Gigi helped me to feel like I could blossom.
[8:28 PM]
I guess that’s why I relate to Jesus so much. I feel like in some ways we had similar childhoods. LIke what Satan was to Jesus, my mother was to me.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:29 PM
I guess we do not know what happen to Jesus. He will have to tell us someday.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:29 PM
I always felt that because I had zero personality, that I could never win a man who would genuinely love the real me.
[8:29 PM]
Well, Buddha gave us some clues about what happened to Jesus.
[8:29 PM]
From those clues, I have been deducing a lot of things.
[8:30 PM]
Perhaps I am projecting too much.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:30 PM
Perhaps.
[8:30 PM]
Did you have crushes as a teen girl?
[8:30 PM]
Besides on TV.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:30 PM
Oh yes! It started around age 15. (edited)
[8:31 PM]
I had a big crush on one of my guy friends and I never told him.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:31 PM
What was he like?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:32 PM
I fell in love with him after he sang the song Honey in our Concert Chorus.
[8:32 PM]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZiEY3O-FWk

YouTube
TheMusic1022
HONEY (Lyrics) – BOBBY GOLDSBORO

song Honey by Bobby Goldsboro

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:32 PM
Oh! From singing?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:33 PM
Yeah! Guys can get me to have a big crush on them if they sing the right song. That’s how Brent got me.

Brent’s Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:33 PM
This make sense!
[8:34 PM]
Zack has nice singing voice too.
[8:34 PM]
Mostly I like his sex sounds though.
[8:34 PM]
Did you hang out with this boy a lot?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:36 PM
Yeah, he sang this song and I had a crush on him for years after that.
HONEY_Lyrics_-_BOBBY_GOLDSBORO.mp3
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Bobby Goldsboro’s Honey

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:36 PM
At school or after school?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:37 PM
In our Concert Chorus, we had to sing solos for midterms and finals. He sang this song for one of his solos and it seemed so sincere, I had a crush on him after that.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:37 PM
I see. So, you did not talk to him often.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:38 PM
Well, in 9th grade he used to walk me to school in Jr. High. But when he went to Sr. High, he ignored me. It was a crush from afar.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:38 PM
Oh! He walk you to school??

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:38 PM
Good news, is I have a guy who has a heart like him right now. My Brent!
[8:38 PM]
Yes, he walked me to school. But it was purely platonic.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:38 PM
Was it because he was a neighbor?

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:39 PM
Yeah, he lived close to me.
[8:39 PM]
I never let him know I had a crush on him. I imagine if I did, his response would have been like Lakshmi’s was to Jesus.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:39 PM
Hmm. Maybe.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:40 PM
That’s probably why I never let him know.
[8:40 PM]
He was the only guy I had a crush on in high school. I was real picky. Kind of like Jesus.
[8:40 PM]
I found his devotion and commitment to his woman very attractive.
[8:40 PM]
You can sense it in the song.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:42 PM
So, Brent should sing to you at home as foreplay!

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:42 PM
I also admired his taste in women.
[8:42 PM]
If I could hear Brent sing, it would be OVER.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:43 PM
You would orgasm so hard you’d pass out.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:43 PM
It would depend on the song.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:43 PM
What if he sing this one?
[8:43 PM]
The Honey song I mean.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:43 PM
Oh yeah, that would turn me on!
[8:44 PM]
I find Brent’s devotion to a good woman very attractive.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:44 PM
Yes, he is like Mr. Darcy.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:44 PM
Exactly.
[8:45 PM]
Who is in the room with you, 13?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:45 PM
Zacku and Lakshmi right now.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:46 PM
Very intimate crowd.

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:46 PM
The other men are listening on their computers.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:46 PM
Where is Jesus right now?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:46 PM
He is asleep on the couch in Brent’s old quarters.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:47 PM
That therapy must be really rough on him. He seems to be sleeping a lot.
Brent, what has been Dallas Theological Seminary’s reaction to what is going on with Jesus?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:54 PM
They are using your videos in their classes now.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:54 PM
How are they using them?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:55 PM
For teaching tool, to study more about Jesus.
[8:58 PM]
Gabrielle Chana FOX News is maintaining Jesus’s privacy while he is in therapy.

Gail Chord Schuler — Yesterday at 8:58 PM
Did my last video help with Jesus’s therapy?

Rule13 — Yesterday at 8:58 PM
It seemed very insightful. He has not told us.




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