Jesus Christ Weighs In: Today's Politics Not Important for Tribulation
JESUS CHRIST’S CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO BRENT SPINER & GAIL’S MEN (GAIL’S VAGINA)
Jesus Christ used Judge Terrance Jenkins (Harvard Law School grad and a judge) as his messenger to Gail on Christmas 2018 and some days afterwards.
(12-25-18 on Skype) Terrance: MERRY CHRISTMAS GAIL!
GAIL: 2:38 PM Hi, Terrance. I just read Brent’s amazing account.
Terrance: 2:38 PM IT SURE BE AMAZIN!
GAIL: 2:38 PM Long time. No hear! I heard brain to brain it had something to do with my novel in progress Silver Skies 1996 Version and Silver Skies: The Millennium.
TERRANCE: 2:38 PM DID YOU FEEL IT, IN YOUR VAGINA?
GAIL: 2:39 PM Well, I didn’t feel it until I read the account. Not sure why. Here is what I just wrote Brent via email.
I just finished reading your amazing account. I did not feel you until I read the account, so perhaps Jesus allowed a delayed reaction so that I would not be fooled by an imposter. Is the semen bubble the reason I haven’t heard from any of you since July 2018? No, that can’t be true, because Zack wrote me about two weeks ago stating that he thought he could get back on Twitter. So Zack’s semen bubble mistake must have been fairly recent.
It would be nice if you could get your Twitter back! What that clone has done to your reputation as a manly Texan is horrifying. I got a genuine laugh about you putting a Texas flag up in your room. I have always loved your Texas manliness. Just checked your Twitter. The clone still has it. I block him, but I check in every now and then to see if you have managed to get it back.
You really have my curiosity up about what you got me for Christmas. I was told brain to brain that the reason for the silence had something to do with my Silver Skies novels, like Jesus had given the book in advance to Spielberg or something along that line. Any ways, I am excited about these books. More excited for Jesus than myself. I think Jesus can use these to increase his following. And it tells our story in a way and helps the world understand Loree McBride and what makes her tick and how she is a taste of the Antichrist.
It sounds like Jesus loved the last YouTube video I made. He’s definitely not a prude God. I suspect you all are too busy enjoying my vagina to write me right now. So funny. I’m laughing. Jesus is such a kick. You all deserve a way to make love to me, because I have wanted to marry you since the first day you made love to me on the phone in 1991, and when I heard you sing in Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back.
TERRANCE: 2:39 PM MAYBE IT HAD TO DO WITH THE SPACE-TIME THING
GAIL: 2:39 PM Really? But I heard from Zack two weeks ago. Though his Twitter account is gone now. Is it true that Viggo Mortensen is now one of the top ten men on my marriage list? I heard this brain to brain.
TERRANCE: 2:41 PM ZACK EXPLAINED THAT HE SENT THAT EMAIL WHILE THE MACHINE WAS RUNNIN’ IT SENT WHILE TIME WAS GOIN’ FAST OUTSIDE, BEFORE HE REALIZED IT.
GAIL: 2:42 PM I haven’t made any brain to brain with him, though. But I think he has been talking to me.
TERRANCE: 2:42 PM I AIN’T SURE, I’D HAVE TO ASK BRENT
GAIL: 2:43 PM I love The Lord of the Rings now. It’s been a real inspiration for me as I work on my Silver Skies novels.
TERRANCE: 2:43 PM I LIKE THAT MOVIE TOO
GAIL: 2:44 PM I never liked the movie till I read the book. The book is better than the movie. Now I like the movie after having read the book.
TERRANCE: 2:46 PM OH MY GOODNESS ONE OF THE MEN WANTS TO USE MY GAIL VAGINA-BUTT. IT BE SO AMAZIN THAT WE ALL GOT YOUR VAGINA FOR CHRISTMAS. NO MORE SEX DUMMIES!
GAIL: 2:47 PM Yes, Jesus is wonderful to do this for you all. Are the sex dummies gone?
TERRANCE: 2:48 PM WE SHOULD TELL THE WORLD ABOUT THIS! YEAH, ALL THE MEN BE GETTIN’ RID OF EM
GAIL: 2:48 PM Do you think I should read Brent’s letter or tell the world in my own words? YouTube has gotten so Draconian, they might take the video down if I read Brent’s letter.
TERRANCE: 2:48 PM BECAUSE NOW WE HAVE REAL GAIL VAGINA-BUTTS! I THINK YOU SHOULD READ THE LETTER AND THEN SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS.
GAIL: 2:49 PM I don’t know if you are up on the latest, but censorship has gotten really insane. Alex Jones is down at YouTube and anybody who is not a Deep State Loree McBride cuck is losing their online presence and ability to make money.
TERRANCE: 2:49 PM IT’S PRETTY SAFE.
GAIL: 2:50 PM You sure? Because YouTube is really bad right now! I would probably go past the fifteen minute rule. But I guess for this, it’s okay.
[Jesus told Gail not to make videos longer than fifteen minutes at YouTube, that today’s young people have a short attention span.]
TERRANCE: 2:51 PM IF THEY HAVE A PROBLEM, YOU COULD JUST ACCUSE THEM OF BEIN’ HOMOPHOBIC. EVEN THO IT’S NOT GAY. YOUTUBE IS SO PC, THAT’S LIKE KRYPTONITE TO THEM.
GAIL: 2:52 PM I was not able to post for two weeks in August because of a video I made in Aug. 2011 where I mentioned how Zack tried to seduce my mother.
TERRANCE: 2:52 PM THE MEN BE USIN’ MY VAGINA-BUTT RIGHT NOW GAIL. CAN YOU FEEL IT?
GAIL: 2:52 PM YouTube gave me two strikes within six months, for videos in the distant past that Loree didn’t like. No, I don’t feel it. Yeah, I do a little. I think there are so many of you doing it, that Jesus is allowing me to feel it selectively, so that I can get some stuff done! Which men are in you right now?
TERRANCE: 2:54 PM I WOULDN’T WORRY. JESUS SAID YOUR VIDEOS WILL BE IN THE MILLENNIUM.
GAIL: 2:55 PM Okay. I am also going with my gut. I feel I should read Brent’s letter and then elaborate, speaking from my heart, in my own words.
TERRANCE: 2:55 PM RIGHT NOW IT BE GERARD (BUTLER). HE BE SO STRONG!
GAIL: 2:56 PM Gerard! He is such a gentleman brain to brain. But I do recall when we had brain to brain that he can be quite passionate.
TERRANCE: 2:56 PM I BETTER GET OFF CAUSE IT BE HARD TO TYPE. I ABOUT TO FEEL DA ORGASM COMIN.
TERRANCE: 5:55 PM THE MEN CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOUR VIDEO! AND YEA, I BE AMAZED HOW MANY TIMES EACH OF THE MEN HAVE BEEN ABLE TO EJACULATE THIS MORNIN’
GAIL: 5:56 PM How is my mother doing? I got a Christmas card from her and she wrote, “I hope you are feeling better.” She lives in xxxxxx now. I don’t know why she wrote that. I only gave her a Bible verse about trusting the Lord in the Christmas card I gave her.
TERRANCE: 5:57 PM MY GAIL VAGINA-BUTT GOT USED FIVE TIMES SO FAR TODAY. SO I BE A LITTLE SORE.
GAIL: 5:58 PM I am happy for you all. You deserve this gift. Jesus is so understanding.
TERRANCE: 5:58 PM YOU KNOW, SHE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT YOU HAD A COLD. IT WAS COLD SEASON RECENTLY. MAYBE THAT BE WHY SHE SAID SHE HOPED YOU WAS FEELIN’ BETTER
GAIL: 5:58 PM I wonder why she would think that? I never get a cold. Besides, she lives in xxxxxxxx. I’m actually pretty healthy. The only time I feel bad is when Loree’s bombs give me yeast problems. So which guys used your vagina today?
TERRANCE: 6:07 PM AFTER GERARD FINISHED, LEVAR AND SOME OF HIS FRIENDS “RAN A TRAIN” ON MY VAGINA-BUTT. IT WAS LEVAR, 50 CENT, WILL SMITH, AND ICE CUBE.
GAIL: 6:08 PM Levar Burton?
TERRANCE: 6:08 PM MY MISTAKE, IT WAS SIX TIMES. TERRY CREWS WAS ALSO IN THE TRAIN. YES, LEVAR BURTON.
GAIL: 6:09 PM Who are Six Times and Terry Crews? Levar, too? I thought Levar was married.
TERRANCE: 6:11 PM SORRY, I MISSPOKE. LEVAR DIDN’T USE MY VAGINA-BUTT. HE WAS JUST WITH THEM HE WAS HANGING OUT WITH THEM WHEN THEY CAME OVER
GAIL: 6:12 PM I have noticed that all of the Star Trek: The Next Generation stars have had their Twitter accounts taken over by their clones. Loree pretends like Levar is on her side.
TERRANCE: 6:12 PM IT WAS 50 CENT, WILL SMITH, ICE CUBE, AND TERRY CREWS THAT USED MY VAGINA-BUTT.
GAIL: 6:13 PM In fact, I saw a photo montage of all of them together for some sort of event and they were all clones. The Internet is full of lies now EVERYWHERE.
TERRANCE: 6:13 PM YEAH, LEVAR IS SICK OF LOREE’S GARBAGE
GAIL: 6:13 PM It’s really scary how she’s taken down the First Amendment. Freedom of speech is almost dead. I have instructed you all to get tough on Big Tech with my Conspiracy Law. We really need to have the government take them over. They need to break up or something.
TERRANCE: 6:15 PM Yeah, Jesus mentioned he is going to be giving some guidance on dealing with political issues soon
GAIL: 6:16 PM That is great. No one is wiser than he is.
TERRANCE: 6:16 PM OH MY PHONE JUST TURNED OFF CAPS I SURE HATE WHEN IT DOES THAT
GAIL: 6:17 PM Do you realize that I have not heard from Brent in one year? I always knew he’d come back. My faith is strong.
TERRANCE: 6:19 PM YEAH, I THINK IT JUST HIT ME. WE BEEN GONE FOR SOME TIME.
GAIL: 6:20 PM You mean you didn’t know? I thought it had to do with some court case, or perhaps some secret project Jesus had you all on.
TERRANCE: 6:21 PM WE WAS ON A SECRET COURT CASE, BUT THEN WE GOT TRAPPED IN A SEMEN BUBBLE. NOW THE YEAR BE GONE.
GAIL: 6:22 PM But I heard from Zack two weeks ago.
TERRANCE: 6:24 PM YEAH, ZACK SAYS HIS EMAIL SENT AS WE WERE EXITING THE TIME BUBBLE WHEN HE HIT THE EMERGENCY STOP
GAIL: 6:24 PM He did have a new Twitter channel, but it disappeared a couple days ago. How are you all able to defecate? The vagina also works as a rectum? I guess Jesus takes care of the germ problem.
TERRANCE: 6:26 PM HE SENT THAT EMAIL WHILE WE WAS IN THE BUBBLE. SO THAT BE WHY YOU GOT IT “MOMENTARILY” BEFORE WE ESCAPED. WHICH IN THE CASE OF FAST FORWARDED TIME, A MOMENT WAS TWO WEEKS
GAIL: 6:27 PM So how long have you all been in the bubble?
TERRANCE: 6:28 PM THAT BE A GOOD QUESTION. NONE OF US CAN POOP. WE AIN’T SURE IF WE JUST DON’T NEED TO POOP. JESUS PROBABLY THOUGHT OF THAT.
GAIL: 6:28 PM What?! It sounds like you have resurrection bodies!
TERRANCE: 6:29 PM TO US, PROBABLY ONLY A FEW MINUTES. IT HAPPENED SHORTLY AFTER THE LAST TIME WE SENT YOU A MESSAGE. (NOT COUNTING THE ONE THAT GOT THROUGH FROM ZACK) I JUST BE GLAD WE CAUGHT IT SO QUICKLY
GAIL: 6:32 PM You mean what was one year for me, was like two minutes for you all?
TERRANCE: 6:36 PM YEAH, MORE LIKE 10 MINUTES, WE AREN’T SURE WHEN IT STARTED
GAIL: 6:38 PM Wow. That explains the silence. But apparently Loree was not in this, cuz while you were in another dimension, Loree has gone to town as the Deep State leader. The First Amendment is almost gone. Loree’s working on getting rid of the Second Amendment and my sister called me in July and said my mother was sick and asked me to help her with her move to xxxxxxx. I refused unless my sister apologized for what she did to me in July 2011 with (her lying statement that got me sent to a psych ward against my will), then she hung up on me. I have sent you all a lot of emails. You are just getting those now?
Terrance: OH YEAH, WE GOT ALL THE EMAILS AT ONCE! OH MY GOODNESS!
GAIL: 6:55 PM I made a lot of updates to Conspiracy Law. No wonder it seemed like nothing was happening. It was like I was writing the law for nothing. However, I DID publish all my updates at my website, so Trump must have known about them. Bubba the Black Jesuit remains at Twitter and I would often read his comments to try and gauge what was happening with you all.
TERRANCE: 7:30 PM OH, DID THE VIDEO GO DOWN?
GAIL: 7:31 PM I goofed and it did not come out with the resolution I wanted. So I redid the settings and tried to fix it.
TERRANCE: 7:32 PM OH OKAY
GAIL: 7:32 PM It’s uploading now. I did an update to my video editing software and it was confusing. I don’t like the new Skype. It is harder for me to copy and paste it to my Word file. Loree has ruined all the programs I normally use.
TERRANCE: 7:34 PM MAYBE THE NEW TITLE CAN BE “GAIL’S VAGINA-BUTT CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!” THAT WAY PEOPLE BE CURIOUS AND WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENED
GAIL: 7:34 PM I titled it Jesus Christ’s Christmas Present to Gail’s Men (Gail’s Vagina)
TERRANCE: 7:38 PM OH OKAY, I KNOW I SURE LOVE TO COME UP WITH CLICK BAIT TITLES. HA HA
GAIL: 7:38 PM I think my title is good.
TERRANCE: 7:38 PM ME TOO
GAIL: 7:39 PM It’s surprising and get’s people’s attention.
(12-27-18) Dear men:
I got a Christmas present. I used it to order four books to help me with research for my Conservative rabbi Dor Ben Habakkuk character. When I wrote Silver Skies in the 1990s, I had several books on Judaism. This guy’s a rabbi for God’s sake! And at the end of the book I have him in Israel. Though I may have Jewish ancestry I was not raised Jewish, so these books will help me make my rabbi memorable and believable. You might say, you ordered a book on Hebrew. I thought for a while I could skip this, but I do so at the risk of losing some Jewish readers, who will read my book and say “No way would a rabbi be like this!” I thought, well, he becomes a Christian. BUT his job is to win the Jews to Jesus and they are going to be mighty insulted if their rabbi seems an ignoramus about Jewish culture and language. So, I can’t take any short cuts here. These books are necessary to make my Silver Skies the masterpiece I want it to be. It’s like Tolkien when he wrote his Lord of the Rings and created languages for his book. Those languages were based on his training as a linguist. You might say, you sure didn’t choose an easy book to write. That is for sure. But when it’s finished, what a blessing it will be to read! I never wrote it to make a quick buck. I wrote it to make history. You can’t write a masterpiece without hard work and research to make your settings and characters believable and compelling. I ordered the following books: The Jewish Holidays (which I had in the 1990s), A Guide to Jewish Religious Practice, Learn Hebrew Today: Alef Bet for Adults, Jewish Literacy.
TERRANCE: 10:03 OH MY GOODNESS. THEM JESUITS!
TERRANCE: 10:12 AM WE BEEN UNDER CONSTANT ATTACK SINCE WE GOT BACK FROM THE SEMEN BUBBLE. ZACK SAYS THEY BE FURIOUS BECAUSE JESUS MADE THEM THINK WE WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME. SO NOW THEY BE GOIN’ APESHIT BECAUSE THEY REALIZED THEY COULD HAVE ATTACKED YOU AT ANY TIME WHILE WE WAS IN THE SEMEN BUBBLE. THEY BE ATTACKIN’ US LIKE A BUNCH OF WILD INDIANS.
TERRANCE: 10:43 AM THE JESUIT WARSHIP WE BE USIN’ AS THE CHURCH OF GAIL DON’T HAVE NO SPERMICIDE BULLETS EITHER. SO WE DON’T HAVE NO GOOD WAY TO NEUTRALIZE NUKKAKE BOMBS SHOT AT US. WE HAVE A GOOD SHIELD IN PLACE OVA YOU THO. SO AT LEAST YOU STILL BE SAFE.
GAIL: 10:49 AM Why don’t you have spercimide bullets? And you have no mini-Seroquakkes? Also, was Zack in your time bubble, too? I heard from him in Jan., July, and Dec. 2018. I noticed yesterday I got some pretty severe yeast symptoms. Must be all the bombs from evil Loree.
TERRANCE: 10:53 AM I HAVE TO ASK HIM ABOUT THAT. WE STILL DOIN’ THE INCIDENT REPORT FOR THE SEMEN BUBBLE ACCIDENT. WE KNOW SO FAR THAT ZACK EJACULATED THREE TIMES IN RULE 13 WHILE WE STILL DIDN’T KNOW WE WAS TRAPPED IN THE SEMEN BUBBLE. WE LOST A LOT OF OUR ARSENAL WITH THE LOSS OF THE CHURCH OF GAIL. WE BEEN RELYIN’ ON A LOT OF SEMEN-BASED TECHNOLOGIES.
GAIL: 10:57 AM I’m trying to shoot lighting bolts at the Jesuit space fleet. Don’t know if it will work. Is there a way to make spermicide bullets? I will have to go and get my laundry very soon. I’ll be back shortly after that.
TERRANCE: 10:59 AM WE CURRENTLY DON’T HAVE A SOURCE OF ANTI-SEMEN. THE JESUITS OCCUPY THE ONLY RESERVES WE KNOW OF. WE NEED ANTI-SEMEN TO MAKE SPERMICIDE BULLETS.
GAIL: 11:00 AM Can you tell if my lighting bolts are working? If they are not working, it could mean Loree has lost her Antichrist powers. Think on that.
TERRANCE: 11:01 AM OKAY, I’LL HELP BRENT AND VLAD ON THE BRIDGE. YEAH, WE CAN SEE THEM GETTIN’ ZAPPED!
GAIL: 11:02 AM That means Loree still has her Antichrist powers! Is it the entire space fleet or a special section being zapped? I will be back. Gotta tend to laundry.
GAIL: 11:09 AM I’m back for a short bit. My washer still has about 9 minutes to go!
TERRANCE: 11:40 AM I SEE BIG LIGHTNING BOLTS HITTIN’ ACROSS THE FLEET. THEY DO SEEM CONCENTRATED AT ONE SHIP. BUT THEY BE HITTIN’ ALL OVER TOO.
GAIL: 11:41 AM That’s the one Loree is in. I was wondering if it would be helpful to encourage my followers to listen to lightning bolt videos. Though Zack said that some Jesuits used those videos to hit innocents with my bolts, though. Are the bolts helping? Or are they just nuisances to the Loree McBride Jesuits?
TERRANCE: 11:45 AM THEY SEEM TO BE HELPIN’ YEAH, THEY JESUITS CAN MISUSE THEY LIGHTNING BOLT VIDEOS.
GAIL: 11:46 AM Alright, I won’t encourage my followers to listen to the videos then. It seems my bolts are more powerful if I’m the only one doing them. However, let ME listen to the lightning bolts video and see if I can use them to keep the bolts going 24/7. I am going to go to my website and see if this works.
TERRANCE: 11:48 AM YEAH OH THAT REMINDED ME, JESUS SHOWED UP TO ME AND BRENT WHILE WE WAS GETTING BREAKFAST
GAIL: 11:49 AM I just turned on a lighting bolts video at this page: https://gabriellechana.blog/gabrielle-chana-fox-news-headlines
What did Jesus say?
TERRANCE: 11:52 AM JESUS WAS TALKIN ABOUT HOW HE KEPT US SAFE DURIN’ THE SEMEN BUBBLE, AND HOW THERE BE A LOT GOIN’ ON RIGHT NOW THAT WE GONNA FIND OUT SOON THAT WE WON’T LIKE, BUT THAT HE BE KEEPIN’ IT ALL IN HIS PLAN.
GAIL: 11:53 AM I wonder if it has to do with my mother or sister.
TERRANCE: 11:54 AM HE MENTIONED THAT HE’D LIKE YOU TO AVOID MAKIN ‘ VIDEOS ON POLITICAL TOPICS. AND SUGGESTED THAT YOU TAKE DOWN THE VIDEOS YOU POSTED RECENTLY THAT WAS MOSTLY ABOUT POLITICS LIKE THE ONES WITH ALEX JONES.
GAIL: 11:55 AM Wow. Okay.
TERRANCE: 11:55 AM HIS REASONING BE THAT THE POLITICS TODAY IS GONNA BE SUPER DIFFERENT IN THE MILLENNIUM.
GAIL: 11:55 AM Does he want me to take them down at BitChute and Brighteon.com, too? I imagine he does.
TERRANCE: 11:57 AM SO SOME OF THE TOPICS BE CONFUSING TO THE TRIBULATION SAINTS. PLUS, HE SAY THE STRIKES FROM YOUTUBE BE RELATED TO THE POLITICAL VIDEOS. HE AGREED IT’S DUMB AND THAT PEOPLE GOT TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. BUT HE SAY THE POLITICS TODAY AIN’T A BIG IMPACT ON THE TRIBULATION. YEAH, PROBABLY ON THOSE PLATFORMS TOO. HE MADE A BIG DEAL THAT THE TRIBULATION SAINTS REALLY GET A LOT OUT OF JUST HEARIN’ ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
GAIL: 11:59 AM What about the videos where I tell the world my new Conspiracy Laws, like how it’s death penalty to treat Russia as an enemy?
TERRANCE: 12:00 PM AND THAT HE WANTS YOUR FOLLOWERS TODAY TO BE MORE CONCERNED WITH THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE TOO, RATHER THAN INVEST THEIR ENERGY IN POLITICS. THAT MIGHT BE OKAY.
GAIL: 12:01 PM Yeah, because Vladimir Putin is a big part of my life.
TERRANCE: 12:02 PM I THINK HE MOSTLY HAD ISSUE WITH THE VIDEOS THAT WAS COMMENTARY ON POLITICS AND THAT KINDA NEWS.
GAIL: 12:02 PM One of the strikes was not political. It was a video in Aug. 2011 where I mentioned that Zack was trying to seduce my mother. I got really pissed at YouTube over that one.
TERRANCE: 12:03 PM HE SAID THAT STUFF ULTIMATELY AIN’T IMPORTANT EITHER.
GAIL: 12:03 PM Hmm, Looks like I may have to change my plot for my Silver Skies novels somewhat.
TERRANCE: 12:04 PM OH YEAH, HE DID SAY YOUTUBE TENDS TO GIVE MORE STRIKES TO ACCOUNTS THAT POST ON POLITICAL STUFF. AND IT IS PRETTY DUMB THAT THEY GO AFTER FOLKS UNDER FALSE PRETENSES. HE SAID GETTIN’ INVOLVED IN FIGHTIN’ SILICON VALLEY LIBERALS OVER FREE SPEECH AND POLITICS BE A LOT LIKE WINNIN’ AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET, WHICH BE A LOT LIKE COMPETIN’ IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS.
GAIL: 12:07 PM What did he mean by that? That we just have to sit back and allow them to take our freedom of speech from us?
TERRANCE: 12:07 PM EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU STILL BE A RETARD. I THINK HE BE SAYIN, THEY AIN’T GONNA BE SUCCESSFUL.
GAIL: 12:08 PM Oh, you mean, the Loree McBride Jesuits won’t be able to take our freedom of speech from us? Or maybe he’s saying that I and my men have a special protection from Jesus. It sounds like Jesus is hinting that Loree McBride might shut down Alex Jones. Poor Alex.
TERRANCE: 12:10 PM THAT THE CURRENT POLITICAL BATTLE JUST BE TWO SIDES ARGUIN’ AND IT HAS NO IMPACT ON THE FUTURE. THAT PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL JESUITS JUST BE MAD TRUMP WON. JESUS DID SAY ALEX JONES WOULD BE FINE, BUT HE DON’T WANT YOU TO FOLLOW HIS POLITICAL STUFF.
GAIL: 12:11 PM Oh, so he wants me to remove him from my website, too? I follow him there. I also follow Russia Today. I am no longer at Homestead. I’m totally at WordPress.com now.
TERRANCE: 12:12 PM THAT HE BE A NICE GUY, BUT HE BE A BIT HIGH STRUNG AND HE SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME LEARNIN’ FROM AND WATCHIN’ GAIL VIDEOS
GAIL: 12:13 PM Interesting. . .Yeah, he’s really hyped up about natural medicine, too.
TERRANCE: 12:13 PM YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT BE BEST IF WE JUST STICK TO FIGHTIN’ THE JESUITS, AND BE THE BEACON OF KNOWLEDGE AND NEWS FOR THE WORLD OURSELVES.
GAIL: 12:14 PM Okay.
TERRANCE: 12:14 PM AFTER ALL, YOU BE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
GAIL: 12:14 PM I see.
TERRANCE: 12:15 PM ALL THE MEN AGREED WITH THAT PART, WHEN JESUS TELLS US HOW SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT YOU BE. WE ALL LOVE OUR GAIL.
GAIL: 12:15 PM What about Facebook and Twitter posts related to Alex Jones? I think I’ve done THOUSANDS of those, retweets and so forth. I guess Jesus just wants me to stop that and I don’t need to go back and take them all out. That would take me ALL DAY. Is the lighting bolt video doing anything?
TERRANCE: 12:21 PM I DON’T KNOW, I’D HAVE TO ASK JESUS IF YOU SHOULD DELETE THE FACEBOOK POSTS NEXT TIME I SEE HIM.
GAIL: 12:21 PM Okay.
TERRANCE: 12:21 PM YEAH, IT EXPLODED ONE OF THE JESUIT SHIPS ALREADY!
GAIL: 12:22 PM Wow! So the lightning bolt videos are helping! Yes!! I think they have more power when I’m the one listening to them. Have you all tried listening to them, too? See if they get stronger when you all listen to them.
TERRANCE: 12:25 PM WE’RE WATCHING NOW, BUT IT DON’T SEEM TO BE ADDING MUCH TO IT.
GAIL: 12:26 PM Okay, I must really be important. The power all comes from my spirit.
TERRANCE: 12:26 PM I THINK IT BE MOSTLY BE ALL ABOUT YOU
GAIL: 12:26 PM Yeah! Funny, that I end up being so important. I’m like the opposite of Peter and John who were all obsessed about having seats of power in the kingdom. I tend to forget that it’s all about me. It must be my King David genes. You know, I don’t know if Facebook and Twitter will exist during the tribulation. Perhaps they are not too important. But all my videos will be made into an underground DVD.
GAIL: 12:45 PM Gotta go get my laundry from the dryer.
TERRANCE: 1:27 PM OH MY GOODNESS. JESUS APPEARED AS A BUNCH OF ODD THINGS TO ME. HE WAS A BOOK WITH A FACE ON IT, THEN A BLUE TWEETING BIRD, AND EVEN A GREEN FROG! THEN HE SAID IN A BLACK MAN ACCENT, “YEAH, ALL THEM SOCIAL MEDIA TOO HOMIE!”
GAIL: 1:29 PM Zack told me in July that Loree used a huge big blue Tweeter Bird to murder about 12,000 of my Twitter followers.
TERRANCE: 1:30 PM I THINK HE’S SAYIN’ THAT YOUR MESSAGES ON SOCIAL MEDIA WILL BE PART OF THE UNDERGROUND DVDS
GAIL: 1:30 PM Okay. I will go to Facebook and Twitter and take out all the Alex Jones stuff.
TERRANCE: 1:30 PM HE TALKED BLACK PROBABLY FOR MY SAKE. HE JUST TOLD ME (IN BLACK SLANG) HOW THE POLITICAL STUFF BE ACTUALLY MAKIN’ YOU BLEND IN WITH EVERYONE ELSE.
GAIL: 1:33 PM Oh, he does not want me to blend in. I wonder if those who blend in during the tribulation will be those who take the Mark of the Beast.
TERRANCE: 1:35 PM I THINK HE WANTS YOU TO FOCUS ON OUR FIGHT WITH THE JESUITS, YOUR QUEST FOR TRUE LOVE, AND YOUR AMAZIN ‘ LIFE.
GAIL: 1:35 PM I see.
TERRANCE: 1:37 PM HE ALSO MENTIONED THAT YOU MIGHT NEED TO KEEP AN EYE ON BUYIN’ TOO MANY MOVIES. BUT HE SAID IT BE FINE IF YOU GET A MOVIE NOW AND THEN. HE SUGGESTED THE MEN CAN HELP YOU GET THEM FOR FREE THOUGH.
GAIL: 1:38 PM Right now I’m not planning on buying anymore movies. But I will keep His advice in mind.
TERRANCE: 1:38 PM MAN, I FEEL LIKE JESUS HAS A LOT OF INPUT ALL OF A SUDDEN. HE PROBABLY HAS A YEAR OF BACKLOG OF ADVICE!
GAIL: 1:38 PM I felt like it would be okay cuz of Christmas presents.
TERRANCE: 1:39 PM HE SAID YOU’D LIKE THAT MOVIE WITH KEANU.
G3: 1:39 PM The Matrix?
TERRANCE: 1:40 PM NO, IT BE CALLED “KNOCK KNOCK”
GAIL: 1:40 PM I have two movies with Keanu. But I was thinking of using some plot ideas from The Matrix for my novel Silver Skies 1996 version.
TERRANCE: 1:40 PM HE SAID WE SHOULD WATCH THAT AS A GROUP
GAIL: 1:40 PM Oh, I don’t have that movie! That one is patterned after real life, though.
TERRANCE: 1:41 PM HE SAID IT’S A GOODS EXAMPLE OF HOW JESUIT WOMEN ARE.
GAIL: 1:41 PM That’s FOR SURE.
TERRANCE: 1:41 PM IT EVEN HAS A CHARACTER LOOSELY BASED ON ME!
GAIL: 1:41 PM Can you all get that movie for me?
TERRANCE: 1:42 PM YEAH, WE’LL GET IT FOR YOU!
GAIL: 1:42 PM Wonderful!
TERRANCE: 1:55 PM LOOKS LIKE THE JESUITS BE RETREATING
GAIL: 1:55 PM Is this because of my lightning bolts?
TERRANCE: 1:56 PM YEAH!
GAIL: 1:56 PM The playlist stopped and I put it back on.
TERRANCE: 1:57 PM SHOULD WE FIRE A NUKKAKE AT THEM FOR GOOD MEASURE WHILE THEY ON THE RUN?
GAIL: 1:57 PM Why not? Even better, a mini-Seroquakke to fling them to Satan’s ocean, if you can.
TERRANCE: 2:01 PM WATCH EM RUN! HA HA
GAIL: 2:02 PM Do you have any mini-Seroquakkes? We gotta destroy their space fleet!
TERRANCE: 2:03 PM WE DON’T HAVE ANY RIGHT NOW, THEY ARE A BIT TOO UNPREDICTABLE.
GAIL: 2:05 PM I see.
TERRANCE: 2:05 PM WE LOST A WHOLE SHIP OF CREW WHEN ONE WENT HYPERCRITICAL AND VAPORIZED EVERYTHING WITHIN 1000 MILES
GAIL: 2:05 PM Is that why you all ended up in a time warp? What’s hypercritical mean?
TERRANCE: 2:08 PM NO THAT WAS A SEPARATE EVENT. THE SEMEN BUBBLE WAS FROM AN EXPERIMENT ZACK WAS DOING. HE WAS TRYING TO DEVELOP NEW SHIELD TECHNOLOGY FROM SEMEN BUBBLE TECHNOLOGY
GAIL: 2:08 PM I see.
TERRANCE: 2:09 PM GIVEN HOW STRONG SEMEN BUBBLES HAVE BEEN, ZACK FIGURED WE COULD USE THEM AS SHIELDS IF WE GET THE TECHNOLOGY WORKED OUT.
GAIL: 2:09 PM Sounds complicated.
TERRANCE: 2:11 PM HYPERCRITICAL BE WHEN THE SEROQUEL AND SEMEN SET OFF A CHAIN REACTION THAT CAN’T BE REGULATED BY THE CONTROL RODS IN THE NUKKAKE REACTION CHAMBER. TO BE HONEST, I REALLY MISS OUR OLD CHURCH OF GAIL
GAIL: 2:12 PM It sure would be nice to have it back. But I saved the earth with it. I guess Jesus can’t make another one, cuz then it would invite Satan to get involved.
TERRANCE: 2:13 PM OUR TECHNOLOGY WAS WAY CLEANER. JESUIT TECHNOLOGY BE ALL SEMEN BASED AND BASED ON TECHNOLOGY FROM SATAN. JESUITS DON’T SEEM TO MIND WHEN THINGS GO WRONG. THEY WOULDA JUST SHRUGGED OFF CHERNOBYL.
GAIL: 2:15 PM Yes, Satan is cruel.
TERRANCE: 2:19 PM IT SEEMS LIKE BACK WHEN WE EXPERIMENTED WITH JESUS TECHNOLOGY, OUR MISTAKES LED TO NEW DISCOVERIES. MAYBE I JUST BE PESSIMISTIC RIGHT NOW. I JUST BE REALIZIN’ I LOST A WHOLE YEAR. YOU KNOW? LOOK HOW FAR WE CAME THOUGH GAIL? WHEN I MET YOU, I WAS JUST A JUDGE OVERSEEIN’ COURT CASES IN CANADA.
GAIL: 2:22 PM You are being humble. You were an important judge.
TERRANCE: 2:24 PM AT THE TIME, I THOUGHT I HAD MADE IT. CANADA WAS SO FAR AWAY FROM COMPTON. BUT NOW, OH MY GOODNESS GAIL, NOW I BE ON A SPACE SHIP AND CAN LOOK OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE BE THE PLANET JUPITER.
GAIL: 2:25 PM Well, it’s true that your role in the world is much more monumental now.
TERRANCE: 2:26 PM YEAH, FO SHO.
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