Letters to Vladimir Putin About Conspiracy Law (11-20-2003)
11-20-03 Bemerkungen über 1-18-02 Tatbestand
Commission Dr. Peter Ruckman to draw a cartoon based on the following:
You’ll have two groups of lawyers: THE JESUIT LAWYERS (with a strong American base) and the Gail Schuler lawyer (that’s me) and Vladimir Putin lawyer (that’s Vladimir). Vladimir and I will be the ENEMY LAWYERS.
The cartoon will be titled JESUIT PLANNING SESSION☛Session’s Goal: Keep the ENEMY LAWYERS apart by all means, confuse and block their communications, bankrupt them (if possible).
The JESUIT LAWYERS (with a banner above them that says, “poverty-stricken, bankrupt organization–never wins a case against the brilliant Putin lawyers”) will be in a group holding hands with complete and free communication and money-flow between them via 1) 666-Computer, 2) FAXES and FAX-type communications, 3) satellite, 4) phone (including cell phone), 5) person-to-person, 6) traditional or snail-mail, 7) internet communications.
The ENEMY LAWYERS (Gail and Vladimir) will be in another section with their communications described BY JESUITS as follows: 1) 666-Computer (partially blocked, because we can infiltrate and confuse. Besides, this type of communication is OK because it helps us with our conspiracy accusations), 2) FAXES and FAX-type communications between them–BLOCKED–Thank you, bankrupt American lawyers, signed: your loving, suffering, poverty-stricken Jesuits!!, 3) satellite communications between them (partially blocked, because we can infiltrate and confuse. Besides, this type of communication is OK because it helps us with our conspiracy accusations), 4) All phone communications between them–BLOCKED–Thank you, bankrupt American lawyers, signed: your loving, suffering, poverty-stricken Jesuits!!, 5) Person-to-person communication between them–TOTALLY BLOCKED-Superb job, bankrupt American lawyers, signed: your loving, suffering, poverty-stricken Jesuits!!, 6) snail-mail between them–BLOCKED–Superb job, bankrupt American lawyers, signed: your loving, suffering, poverty-stricken Jesuits!!, 7) Internet communications between them–BLOCKED–Superb job, bankrupt American lawyers, signed: your loving Jesuits!!
Show that the flow of money between the Jesuit lawyers is UNHINDERED, BECAUSE THEIR COMMUNICATIONS ARE UNHINDERED..
The Jesuits say in their planning session: “Our attempts to block 2, 4, 5, 6 and 7 have been successful because we have labelled these types of communications as the Putin MRS (or marriage or “the RING”) conspiracy, which we claim (thanks to brilliant American legal counsel) has been conceived or orchestrated to FRAME US. It always helps if we throw in a couple of explosions, terrorist attacks, some riots, trade protests, plane and shuttle crashes (Columbia shuttle disaster), train and ferry crashes, cruise illnesses, weird deaths of celebrities, the Scott Peterson case, the Michael Jackson case, the Kobe Bryant case, church sex scandals, sex scandals in general, rapes, bank robberies, anarchy, floods, satellite-directed lightning strikes, hurricanes, weird weather, forest fires, mafia activities, takeover of the American Medical Association, takeover of the American Republican Party, takeover of the American Christian School movement, takeover of American churches, infiltration into the American Jewish Community; takeover of the worldwide press, tabloids [our speciality–see Loree McBride], and newspapers (except for some stupid news organizations like RUSSIAN HEADLINE NEWS), computer viruses and worms, takeover and disruption of most of the internet, takeover of American public schools, takeover of the stock market, securities fraud, economic and corporation scandals, takeover of colleges and universities; infiltrations into Harvard, Yale, Columbia, Oxford–the ivy league of England and the U.S., takeover of about 90% of the American Bar Association, takeover of pharmaceutical industries, takeover of insurance companies, takeover of Chrysler Financial and automakers, takeover of all major industries and corporations, takeover of the Muslim religion, takeover of all companies that deal with communications (postal services, faxes, E-mails, you name it), sniper attacks (Lee Malvo and Muhammad), takeover of Hollywood studios and movie and television production, takeover of U.S. Screen Actors Guild, takeover of cable and satellite television companies, takeover of electric and telephone companies, etc. and we’ll make it look like Putin orchestrated these incidents to draw attention to the MRS conspiracy. It’s easy for us to come up with all sorts of “conspiracies” because our communications are unhindered. After all, he executes our agents, so we know he’s a KILLER.”
Show Putin off in a corner, scratching his head as he wears a kingly crown which says, “Almighty PUTIN: Any bankruptcies Putin declares are FAKE”. Putin is thinking these thoughts: “How can they blame me for all this (riots, bombings, terrorism, anarchy, plane and ferry crashes, forest fires, floods, hurricanes, lightning, mafia activities, takeover of the American Medical Association, etc.), when I can’t even arrange a face-to-face meeting with the most important lawyer on my team?” At this scene, show a bunch of American Jesuit lawyers laughing raucously and pointing their forefingers at the ENEMY LAWYERS (Gail and Vladimir), who look frustrated because their communications are blocked. Putin can’t even pay Gail her salary because the Jesuits’ bankruptcy strategy against her has been successful. Show that the communications are so thoroughly blocked that every time Putin tries to use any of the BLOCKED communication mediums to send money or payment (for lawyer services) to Gail, that he is BLOCKED from paying his co-worker her salary–that his attempts to pay Gail are labelled the Putin MRS conspiracy.
After Ruckman finishes his cartoon (give him total artistic freedom), broadcast it on RUSSIAN HEADLINE NEWS. I’m just giving Ruckman ideas, he can improve on it, if he wants.
Electronically signed: Gail Chord Schuler
Place: Melbourne, FL