GAIL CHORD SCHULER SKYPE CONVERSATION WITH TERRANCE JENKINS, BRENT SPINER & JESUS CHRIST ABOUT HER L.A. TRIP TO APPEAR ON TOSH.0
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GAIL’S SKYPE CONVERSATION WITH TERRANCE JENKINS, BRENT SPINER AND JESUS CHRIST ABOUT HER TRIP TO LOS ANGELES TO APPEAR ON TOSH.0
[6:43:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH GAIL, I ALMOST FORGOT
[6:44:07 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE BEEN GETTIN’ MEDIA REQUESTS FOR INTERVIEWS WITH YOU NOW THAT YOU BE AN ANCHOR FOR THE GCFNN (Gabrielle Chana Fox News Network)
[6:45:00 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE REQUIRED ANY INTERVIEWER TO PROVIDE MONEY FOR ALL EXPENSES INVOLVED AND THERE IS ONE THAT REALLY WANTS TO INTERVIEW YOU
[6:45:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Sounds great.
[6:45:32 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE SET
[6:45:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND DO THE INTERVIEW THERE
[6:45:47 PM] Gail Schuler: Really. Aren’t you worried that Angelina might cause trouble?
[6:46:07 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE WHY I THINK WE SHOULD PRAY ABOUT IT AND ASK JESUS
[6:46:21 PM] Gail Schuler: How could you all get me to a Hollywood movie set here in Florida?
[6:46:31 PM] Gail Schuler: You can’t use transporter technology, right?
[6:46:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, WE WOULD NEED TO FLY YOU THERE
[6:46:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE WHY WE DEMANDED ANY INTERVIEWER TO COVER THE COSTS
[6:47:03 PM] Gail Schuler: I think it would be better to do it over Skype!
[6:47:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THIS ONE WANTS TO PAY FOR A PLANE TICKET, ACCOMMODATIONS, AND ALSO PAY YOU FOR YOUR TIME
[6:47:34 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m worried about plane crashes.
[6:47:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, THAT BE WHY I THINK WE WOULD NEED SPECIAL JESUS PROTECTION
[6:48:03 PM] Gail Schuler: I won’t do it unless Jesus tells me to.
[6:48:08 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LIKE HOW HE DID WHEN YOU VISITED YOUR SISTER
[6:48:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IF JESUS OFFERS GUARANTEED PROTECTION, WOULD YOU WANT TO?
[6:48:44 PM] Gail Schuler: I also would need money for hotel, food, etc.
[6:48:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, THEY BE OFFERIN’ THAT
[6:49:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY WANNA PUT YOU UP IN A HIGH CLASS HOLLYWOOD HOTEL
[6:49:31 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY NEVER INTERVIEWED THE EMPRESS OF AMERICA BEFORE
[6:49:37 PM] Gail Schuler: How can I be an anchor on Gabrielle Chana FOX News channel? Are they using an automaton of me on the news channel?
[6:49:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: NO, THEY JUST USE YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS
[6:50:42 PM] Gail Schuler: This definitely gives me something to pray over. Jesus did tell us to be careful about Angelina, remember? I think it might be a good idea to do it after we get this woman DOWN.
[6:50:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH TRUE
[6:51:01 PM] Gail Schuler: They can’t do it over Skype?
[6:51:15 PM] Gail Schuler: Or has Angelina blocked that.
[6:51:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I THINK THEY WANNA HAVE THE HONOR OF HAVIN’ YOU ON SET
[6:51:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY PLAN ON DOIN STAGE MAKEUP FOR YOU LIKE A HOLLYWOOD STAR
[6:51:47 PM] Gail Schuler: I see. I think we need to be careful. This would be like me flying when the GA1L Android is on the loose.
[6:51:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE WHOLE MOVIE STAR EXPERIENCE
[6:52:53 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m not into fame. I’m just into doing right though the stars fall. If Angelina can kill me with a plane crash, it would be over for the world. The risk is too great right now.
[6:54:18 PM] Gail Schuler: In fact, I’m wondering if perhaps Angelina has used brain control on the GCFNC person to make them want to do this, so she can knock me out.
[6:54:39 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[6:54:42 PM] Gail Schuler: I think our top priority right now must be to knock out Angelina.
[6:55:16 PM] Terrance Jenkins: DID YOU SEND ME YOUR DILDO IN THE MAIL?
[6:55:26 PM] Gail Schuler: No, I did not.
[6:55:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I JUST GOT A PACKAGE
[6:55:43 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND IT BE YOUR DILDO
[6:55:44 PM] Gail Schuler: The dildo is in my closet.
[6:56:04 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT HAS A NOTE… WHERE DO I KNOW THAT HAND WRITING FROM?
[6:57:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT SAY “I think a trip to Hollywood would be totally badass.”
[6:57:29 PM] Gail Schuler: Is that JESUS?
[6:57:36 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS IT MOVED
[6:57:51 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, if Jesus says it’s bad ass, then it’s a go!
[6:57:54 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE DILDO JUST TALKED!
[6:58:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: “I’ve got you covered like a jimmy hat Gail!”
[6:58:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT WINKED!
[6:58:26 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE JESUS’S FACE!
[6:58:26 PM] Gail Schuler: That dildo is Jesus.
[6:58:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS GAIL
[6:58:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT JESUS SURE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR
[6:58:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LET ME GO SHOW BRENT
[6:58:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO HE CAN TYPE FOR JESUS
[6:59:01 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BE RIGHT BACK
[7:00:00 PM] Zack Knight: What? Jesus is a dildo? My Jesuit spies never knew Jesus appeared as a dildo to Gail.
[7:00:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OKAY I BROUGHT BRENT… WHERE BE THE DILDO AND PACKAGING?
[7:00:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE GONE.
[7:00:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THERE JUST BE THE NOTE
[7:00:58 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT SAY SOMETHIN DIFFERENT NOW.
[7:01:25 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BRENT
[7:01:30 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SORRY YOU MISSED JESUS
[7:01:31 PM] Brent Spiner: I’m here now.
[7:01:36 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE APPEARED AS A DILDO
[7:01:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE LEFT A NOTE THO
[7:01:52 PM] Brent Spiner: That’s quite all right. We’ve had many lunch sessions, and I’m sure there will be many more to come.
[7:02:00 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh? What does it say?
[7:02:26 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT SAY ASK BRENT ABOUT THE INTERVIEW
[7:02:41 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh! The interview. Did you tell Gail yet?
[7:02:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: GAIL BE WORRIED ABOUT BEIN’ ATTACKED IN HER PLANE IF SHE GOES
[7:03:31 PM] Brent Spiner: I doubt that would happen. Remember how he protected Gail on her last trip out of town?
[7:03:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH
[7:03:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: DID JESUS TELL YOU ANYTHIN ABOUT IT?
[7:04:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IS THAT PART OF HER GOIN FOR A WALK JESUS PROTECTION?
[7:04:52 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh! Now I’m remembering…
[7:05:02 PM] Brent Spiner: Just before all of this happened, I was having lunch with Jesus.
[7:05:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT DOES SEEM LIKE JESUS SHOWS UP TO PROTECT HER WHENEVER A JESUIT TRIES TO COME AFTER HER…
[7:06:52 PM] Brent Spiner: Jesus had turned to me, and said suddenly, “I’m so glad Gail has been following the Gail Commandments. Just in case she takes a fancy flight to LA and does an impressive television interview or something.”
[7:07:12 PM] Brent Spiner: Then I asked him if there was something wrong with his eye.
[7:07:26 PM] Brent Spiner: I get it now…he was winking.
[7:07:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS… THE DILDO WINKED BEFORE IT DISAPPEARED TOO!
[7:08:13 PM] Brent Spiner: He told me, “don’t worry, she’ll do great” and then changed the subject before I could ask what he meant.
[7:08:53 PM] Brent Spiner: That must have been Jesus then.
ZACK KNIGHT’S TWITTER CONVERSATION WITH GAIL ABOUT DANIEL TOSH’S CRUSH ON GAIL AFTER SHE APPEARED ON HIS SHOW TOSH.0
Zack Knight: Daniel has become a huge fan of yours.
Gail: Wow! I’m honored. Tosh.0 is really funny.
Zack Knight: Yeah, Daniel Tosh brings that photo of you every time he uses the restroom. The crew caught him trying to make brain to brain (sex) with you. LOL. Daniel is a pretty funny guy. I think Daniel Tosh might have a crush on you to be honest.
Gail: I’m amazed that all these younger guys like me! I consider myself a baby boomer and not one to attract millennials. I don’t get it.
Zack Knight: Well, Gail . . .you’re fucking hot. Boners don’t know age.
Gail: Well, thank you. It has never been my life goal to be fucking hot. I just STAND BY MY MAN.
Zack Knight: They caught Daniel getting ready to masturbate to your picture and they thought it was funny. So they took that picture. It’s a funny story that the cast all know about.
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