Letters to Vladimir Putin About Conspiracy Law (1-13-2004)

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1-13-04 Bemerkungen über 1-18-02 Tatbestand

While I took a shower tonight, satellite technology was used to cause my shampoo to trickle down my face and into my right eye. It was quite painful. My right eye is bloodshot on the inside corner right now. Any attempt to cause a bunch of people to have bloodshot eyes (as a result of this attempt) should result in the death penalty, because this will be an attempt to draw attention to my ethnography. This was a deliberate attempt to draw attention to satellite technology, and will result in the death penalty for anyone deliberately, willingly, and knowing involved in such a scheme. See Sect. 10.0 of General 666-Computer Laws (which is a new section I added today). Whoever did this is up to no good and has killing in mind. This is a set-up for murder. I’ve had plenty of experience with Jesuits.

Jesuits are also using satellite technology to thrust food and liquids to the back of my throat when I eat–to cause me to choke. Death penalty to all those willingly, knowingly, and deliberately involved in this. See Sect. 10.0 of General 666-Computer Laws. So far, they have cause minor gagging, but this is not funny and is not something we would want to overlook.

As far as CONFESSION STATEMENTS, I’ll leave it up to Vladimir when he wants to use these. I don’t have the complete picture of all the Jesuits are doing, so I better leave most of the decisions about CONFESSION STATEMENTS to Vladimir and to the EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS of RUSSIAN BROADCAST NEWS.

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Electronically signed: Gail Chord Schuler
Date: 1-13-04
Place: Melbourne, FL