Letters to Vladimir Putin About Conspiracy Law (4-19-2005)
4-19-05 Bemerkungen über 1-18-02 Tatbestand
There have been flagrant violations of my SLEEP DISRUPTION LAWS. Make sure to enforce these laws to the letter. I’m hearing noisy garbage trucks at 8 or 9 a.m. by my window. I currently hear a noisy lawn worker (time now is 9:14 a.m.). The cars and vehicles which drive by on xxxxxxxxx Ave. are very noisy and are making every noise under the sun–screeches, whistles, loud mufflers, etc. I hear rock music blasted on car radios and all sorts of things during normal bedtime hours. PUBLIC EXECUTION ON IBN TO THE VIOLATORS. This way we make a firm statement that we do not endorse in any manner their violations of CONSPIRACY LAW.
I’m going to Wal-Mart in Palm Bay to get my car serviced. Make sure the job is done right. When my car’s engines are turned on, I hear something that sounds like a jiggling noise and my right electric window doesn’t work. The window problem is nothing new and I just haven’t used that window for a while (a couple months). I’m not sure when the jiggling noise started. Make sure they mention to me (or fix) any problems, so that I can address them early become they become serious and expensive.
Jesuits are on a rampage with UNWILLING AGENTS. The power went off about 3 times during my lunch break at Wal-Mart yesterday. Mete out the death penalty (death by hanging with buzzards on IBN) to whoever was willingly and knowingly behind this power outage. All uses (or attempts to use) UNWILLING AGENTS to draw attention to my ethnography in order to orchestrate a conspiracy must bring the death penalty (death by hanging with buzzards on IBN). NO EXCEPTIONS! PUBLIC EXECUTION ON IBN TO THE VIOLATORS. This way we make a firm statement that we do not endorse in any manner their violations of CONSPIRACY LAW.
We will only make an exception if the person who is arrested fully cooperates with us and gives us valuable information or evidence–other than that –EXECUTE THEM. The only way to deal with these stubborn, fanatical, murdering bastards is to execute them. They understand nothing else.
MAKE SURE MY CONSPIRACY LAW IS ENFORCED AND THAT THE EXECUTIONS OF THE VIOLATORS IS MADE PUBLIC ON IBN–THIS IS OUR STATEMENT OF OUTRAGE OVER VIOLATIONS OF CONSPIRACY LAW!!
Time now is 10:40 p.m. and the Jesuits appear to be using UNWILLING AGENTs right outside my apartment’s front door to laugh and talk loudly. This is a violation of my SLEEP DISRUPTION LAWS and is also an attempt to draw attention to my ethnography in order to orchestrate a conspiracy. Deal with these loud mouths according to CONSPIRACY LAW. I’m not going to talk to them to tell them to lower their voices because the Jesuits did this on purpose to frame me. The Jesuits want me to communicate with these vulgar guys in order to create conspiracies. I’ll let them talk all night, before I do anything to help out the Jesuits.
But make sure you follow up on this and deal with this according to CONSPIRACY LAW. There’s no reason for them to be outside my apartment door and talking so loudly and trying to draw attention to themselves. Treat them as UNWILLING AGENTs according to CONSPIRACY LAW. Also, question the IMPOSED PERSONS involved behind this on IBN and if they have committed death penalty violations, execute them with death by hanging with buzzards on IBN.
Have someone besides myself complain about these guys and file some sort of report on them. The Jesuits want it to be me, but let someone else do the complaining and get these guys out of my life and away from my apartment door. They give me the creeps! I certainly did not invite them to blab their big mouths in front of my apartment door. Get the creeps out of here! Anyone who talks this loud at this time of the night is a vulgar, creepy, rude person and most definitely not my type–and not even someone I’d want to just be friends with. They probably have criminal tendencies–which is typical of anyone who helps out Jesuits. I don’t want to hear them again–get them out of there PERMANENTLY.
Electronically signed: Gail Chord Schuler
Place: Melbourne, FL