Letters to Vladimir Putin About Conspiracy Law (7-13-2005)
7-13-05 Bemerkungen über 1-18-02 Tatbestand
Mete out the death penalty (Sect. 95 execution in CL&G) to the Jesuits who use satellite technology to cause the shoulder pads from my pink shirt to fall off in the laundry and for the pad’s sticky part (the velcro) to attach to my nylons (knee-hi’s) and ruin them (in the wash). I’ve washed this shirt many times before and never had both shoulder pads fall off and attach to the nylons in the wash. Jesuits are trying to show off their satellite prowess and make it appear that it is Vladimir doing so, we won’t tolerate this.
Also, satellite technology is being used to caused fire ants to come into my apartment and climb up my chair (where I write law) and go into my sheets. I had one bite me on my hand. I caught another climbing on my bed covers. I had another on my slippers and it bit my feet. I’m not sure where these ants are coming from, because there aren’t that many of them, but what’s really weird is that there aren’t that many ants, but what ants are in my apartment are programmed to attack me. These ants are obviously satellite manipulated to attack and bite me. Usually insects try to stay away from humans–except mosquitoes. These are weirdly aggressive ants. Mete out a Sect. 95 execution to the Jesuits behind this. Establish firmly with evidence on IBN who the guilty party is, then EXECUTE THEM (according to Sect. 95).
They are also messing with the new fry pan my mother gave me and messing with my stove, so that when it’s set for temperature no. 3 (3 is supposed to be the low setting on my stove), it’s so hot it makes my spatula melt on the pan as it cooks! Now I’ve got melted spatula on my pan’s teflon surface and I can’t get it off. My new fry pan’s already ruined because of Jesuit satellite manipulation as I cook with the pan. Investigate how this is happening and mete out a Sect. 95 execution to the violators. The temperature controls on my stove are being manipulated by satellite technology–this is a death penalty violation.
All these incidents I mentioned are death penalty violations of CONSPIRACY LAW. If anything, they are attempts to draw attention to my ethnography in order to orchestrate a conspiracy–a death penalty violation.
There are other satellite violations that I probably forgot about. These Jesuits are always scheming. Kill them for every attempt. I’m sick and tired of these fanatical bastards. Give them a Sect. 95 execution AND MAKE SURE TO EXPOSE THEIR MOTIVES FOR TRYING TO DRAW ATTENTION TO SATELLITE TECHNOLOGY. I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THEY ARE UP TO THEIR OLD GAME OF MURDER AND THIS NEEDS TO BE EXPOSED. BUT MAKE SURE THAT BEFORE YOU EXECUTE THEM , YOU ESTABLISH THEM FIRMLY WITH EVIDENCE AS THE GUILTY MURDERING PARTY ON IBN–SHOW THAT THEIR MOTIVE FOR DOING THIS IS TO MURDER AND TO FRAME AN INNOCENT PARTY WITH THEIR MURDER. WE WOULDN’T WANT THESE MURDERING AND TECHNOLOGICALLY SOPHISTICATED BASTARDS TO MAKE MARTYRS OUT OF THEMSELVES.
Electronically signed: Gail Chord Schuler
Place: Melbourne, FL