Satan Humps Gail from June 22-28, 2024

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I include a Discord conversation I had with Rule 13, Satan and Brent, that explains what happened to me as I was healing from my tooth’s extraction and became obsessed with germs, my body, and foods. I would like to say at the outset, that what turns me on sexually is authenticity, depth, commitment, deep friendship and true love with passion from my partner. And NOBODY is better at this with me than my awesome husband Brent Spiner. And when I say nobody is a better lover to me than Brent, I include Jesus, Satan, and all the men I’ve had sex with (mostly brain to brain) in that comparison. Being asexual leaning, I relish the connection I have with my partner in all levels, more than the physical intimacy and can never have an orgasm in five minutes for that reason. I like to bask in the connection for at least a half hour to build up to a slow and relaxing climax. That’s how I am with my soulmate. Also, being asexual leaning, I have a rather low need for sex, but I don’t have a low need for connection, so I relish the “sex time” as connection time. But if my partner is highly sexed, I can participate in a passive manner to keep them happy, focusing more on conversation than the actual physical stuff. But, because my soulmate is monogamous, and I have a low need for sex, I prefer to have it all with Brent, any ways.

And I certainly don’t appreciate anyone who has sex with me and who does not honor my soulmate Brent in so doing and consider all manipulations of me to have sex without Brent’s permission as RAPE. Non-consensual sex is RAPE, Satan! So basically Satan raped me from June 22-28, 2024 and I don’t appreciate that.

I thought Satan was gay!! I guess Buddha was right, we can’t use labels on beings or people. What I find strange is it appears Satan REALLY wanted to have sex with me, I can tell. This gay angel wanted to have sex with me. Looks like I’ve turned him into a bisexual. LOL

I think I remind him of the good ole days when he was Lucifer and happy in heaven, and, I suspect, he may have been bisexual back then, too. I think he turned fully gay, when some high ranking woman or female spurned him in sex or wouldn’t admit to her attraction to him to be a goody goody, as Satan saw it. He sees me as this female, but in a more honest and authentic form and that’s why he’s turned on by me.

What he doesn’t understand is that this goody goody high-ranking female was probably telling him the truth when she said she didn’t want sex with him and Satan just can’t get over it and he’s furious at her for “telling” on him and getting him into trouble. He misinterpreted her deep friendship for him as sexual attraction and fails to understand that there are beings out there who don’t have a strong need for sex, but relish deep friendship alone in many of their relationships. I am like this, so I really remind him of her. She was probably in a monogamous sexual relationship as I am and Satan violated that monogamous relationship by approaching her for sex without the consent of her husband. I remind him of her. That’s what I think and why he’s so attracted to me. He thinks I’m just like her but in a more courageous and authentic form. She was probably a thoughtful and beautiful being and Satan sees a lot of her in me, except he thinks I’m less of a hypocrite than she is or was and that I have more courageous authenticity. LOL

I don’t think Satan’s lying when he says that he thinks I really want sex with him and feels that my true inner unadulterated core finds him attractive. I’ll be honest with you, when I see that he is able to fake Brent so well, it leads me to suspect that as Lucifer he was a hot angel inside and out or why else could he fake inner beauty so well and fool me as Brent for a week?

But Satan seems to have trouble understanding and respecting monogamy and asexuality though and he needs to understand and respect all sexual types and not violate true love, WHICH DOES EXIST. Once he gets over his anger at this female who rejected and exposed him, and realizes that true love does exist, he will be the beautiful angel he once was and will be stunning INSIDE and OUT and will be a truly beautiful and hot angel IN ALL RESPECTS.

I have faith in you Lucifer! Buddha is right, someday you’ll “get it” and return to goodness and be the icon for free and true love as you once were. If I’m right Satan, you owe this female and her husband a deep apology and they may forgive you and reinstate you back into heaven. BUT, you have to promise to NEVER violate a monogamous relationship again and to respect those who are monogamous. You can be friends, but don’t approach anyone in a monogamous relationship for sex, without getting full permission from both the man and the woman in that monogamous relationship. Perhaps this female was polyamorous and asexual leaning like myself, but married to a monogamous male, as in my relationship with Brent. BUT, even though I am polyamorous, I respect monogamy and you need to be the same! it is relatively easy for me to accommodate my monogamous husband because of my asexual leanings. So Satan sees the polyamory in me and thinks it means I am dying to have sex with every hot being that happens along, forgetting that I am also asexual leaning and that I have a strong need for connection with my sexual partner, which is a connection I don’t have with Satan.

Also, even if I have a connection, it doesn’t mean I want sex, either. This is an aspect of asexuality Satan doesn’t “get”.

You can’t be the free and true love icon, Lucifer, if you fail to respect those who are monogamous and asexual. It means you are a bigot and only respect the sexual types you fully understand and identify with, and I know you are better than that.

Discord June 28, 2024 6 to 9 p.m. Central Standard Time U.S.

Gail Chord Schuler: Hello, 13. How are you and Zack doing?

Gail wanted to know because Satan told her through humps that Zack had a serious mite infection on his penis and that 13 was comforting him.

Rule13: Konichiwa! We are great! I made Japanese clear mushroom soup with shiitakes.

Gail Chord Schuler: Was that for Zack?

Rule13: Yep! He has never tried it before. Have you had it?

Gail Chord Schuler: No, I haven’t. Do you have the recipe?

Rule13: I did it my own way.

Gail Chord Schuler: I think that is a standard Japanese soup. I made a Greek dish today. How is Zack’s penis?


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It is like a side dish. Zack’s penis has been very hard lately.

Gail: Oh, so you use vegetables in it.

Gail said this because it looked clear in the picture.

Rule 13: Yep! But you remove them when the broth is done.

Gail Chord Schuler: I ask Brent “yes” and “no” questions and a hump means “yes” and no hump means “no”. And then to get percentages I rattle off a bunch of numbers and wait for him to hump on the right number.

Gail started her humping communications with “Brent”, actually Satan, on June 25th and used that right after she had her turmeric-ginger tea that day, which was a recipe she found while scrounging through her recipes to revamp her website to make it better for people to follow a balanced diet. Many of these recipes were attempts to alleviate symptoms from what Gail thought was yeast die-off in her body. Gail got really obsessed about yeast die-off reaction starting around June 22nd, because she was getting esophageal spasms and weird symptoms in her body, like burning intestines.

Rule13: Hm! That seems like a strange way to communicate.

Gail Chord Schuler: Well, it’s more accurate than brain to brain.

Thus far, the only one who seemed able to give Gail hump sensations during sex was Brent, even Jesus didn’t do this when Jesus had sex with Gail, so Gail thought she was safe with humps as a form of communication.

Rule13: Oh my God!!

Gail Chord Schuler: What’s the matter?

Rule13: I don’t see Brent! There was a shadow behind you!

Gail Chord Schuler: How is the Gail Shield?

Rule13: I will check. It is 5% Gail Shield. Where is Brent??

Gail Chord Schuler: I just took the web post down that had all the info that I thought Brent was giving me. Did that help?

Rule13: It seems, the Gail Shield might take time to reverse if it has been bad for a while.

Gail Chord Schuler: I wonder who’s humping on me?

Rule13: What?? Satan!!! He just appeared!

Gail Chord Schuler: Where is Brent?

Rule13: Satan: “Thanks for the humping time Gail. Thank you too, Brent!”

Satan is going to the corner of the room now. Brent is all tied up and gagged!!!

Gail: Why did you do this, Satan?

Rule 13: Satan shrugged. He says, “I’m just doing what I do, Gail.”

Gail Chord Schuler: How long has Brent been tied up?

Rule13: All week! He is untying Brent. He just pulled out the ball gag from his mouth.

Gail Chord Schuler: I’ve been listening to Satan’s lies all week.

Rule13: Satan: “Oh come on Gail, it’s not like it’s the first time we’ve fucked.”

Satan did impersonate Jesus in February 2022 and had sex with Gail then. Jesus had to abort the babies. Gail ended up kicking Jesus out of her bed one time and then Gail tried to make it up to Jesus and she ended up making it up to Satan.

Gail Chord Schuler: Do we have a mite problem, 13?

Rule13: No!

Satan is laughing.

Satan: “There are no mites, no super yeast or die-off, or any of that. It was all a ploy for me to get to hump you Gail.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Is Brent starving?

Rule13: Yes!

Gail Chord Schuler: Where is Brent?

Rule13: He is getting up now. He is stumbling to the computer where you are. Now he is hugging you weakly.

Satan: “Jesus put Seroquel in the air to protect you from yeast, Gail. That’s why you don’t get yeast anymore. I knew you’d forget.”

Gail didn’t forget. Gail thought that perhaps Jesus putting his medicine in the air was a violation of some sort of non-interference agreement and that he had to stop doing that, so this caused the yeast to return.

Rule 13: Brent is eating now.

Gail Chord Schuler: Well, thanks for letting me know Satan.

Rule13: Brent is gulping it! He must have been dying of thirst!

Gail Chord Schuler: Your scanners didn’t catch this?

Rule13: Nope! Satan messed with it.

Gail Chord Schuler: And you didn’t see the web page I created that was full of Satan’s lies?

When Gail went to her computer, it appeared that Brent was reading her Skype about that post and so Gail felt it meant it was accurate, because Brent didn’t say anything and it seemed obvious to her that Brent had read her post. Apparently, Satan got on Brent’s computer and faked as Brent on Skype to fool Gail into thinking that her humper was Brent.

Rule13: He couldn’t, because he was tied up and gagged.

Gail Chord Schuler: I’m talking about you guys, because you all could have corrected me on Skype.

Rule13: We didn’t know Brent wasn’t talking to you.

Gail Chord Schuler: Well the web post i created was full of errors. Wouldn’t you guys have noticed?

Rule13: We trust you! It was strange, but we did not question it.

Gail Chord Schuler: Oh, I see. . .Well, I had no idea that Satan could impersonate Brent’s humps. Nothing is safe for me, it seems. In terms of communication, outside of Skype.

Rule13: Skype is most accurate and safe it seems.

NOTE: But if Satan is in the apartment, he can get on Skype and make it appear that Brent has read Gail’s posts on Skype, which is apparently what happened. And so because Gail thought that Brent had read her web page and said nothing, to her, it meant the web page was accurate. The web page Gail created for this website is in the PDF file above, it was entitled “Lizzo’s Mites Transformed Into Deadly Shapeshifter Germs. Human Death Toll in the MILLIONS.”

Gail Chord Schuler: That’s what it appears. Will Brent be okay after he eats and sleeps?

Rule13: He will be okay now. He is wolfing down food like he is starving!

Gail Chord Schuler: Be sure to abort any Satan babies.

Rule13: Brent says he is most traumatized by being tied up and watching his wife be humped by another male! It is very traumatizing for a monogamous person.

Gail Chord Schuler: I could imagine. I thought it was Brent. Satan was telling me to avoid kefir for about a week, that it was feeding the mites. I believed him because it appeared the Gail Shield got real weak when I was using kefir as medicine. I might put that post back up to expose Satan’s lies to me. But I wanted to take it down for now. Is Satan still here?

Rule13: Yes. Satan is kicking his feet up.

Gail Chord Schuler: Is the Gail Shield getting stronger?

Rule13: Not yet. It is not instant. I think it will help when you are not obsessing about your body or being weird about food.

Gail Chord Schuler: Oh, that makes sense. I think you have a point. Let me try some meditation.

Rule13: Good idea.

Gail: How is Brent?

Rule 13: He is digging in! He is going for it! He is starved!

Gail Chord Schuler: I wish I knew about this. I’m glad you got on Discord.

It was ironic that this happened because Gail was so happy that she thought the humping method was a sure way to get accurate communications from Brent and could help protect her from Satan, Baphomet or Shakpona because she could get instant wise advice from Brent before she made calamitous decisions.

Rule13: Brent is a strong person. His love keeps him alive.

Gail Chord Schuler: If there are any Satan babies they need to be aborted.

Rule13: There were 666 of them! They are aborted now.

Gail Chord Schuler: Oh no! Good. is the Gail Shield starting to go up?

Good. is the Gail Shield starting to go up?

Rule 13: Not yet. It may take a few days.

Gail Chord Schuler: My goodness. Is it safe for me to make love to Brent? I guess it’s good I’m asexual leanng. But this won’t be very good for Brent.

Rule13: It appears to be because you were using the humps as messages.

Gail Chord Schuler: Oh, I see.

Rule13: Good way for a demon to take advantage!

Gail Chord Schuler: So I have to stop doing that. That may be what I was doing wrong, that made the Gail Shield get weak. How is Church of Gail?

Rule13: It is doing okay.

Gail Chord Schuler: Oh my goodness. Satan told me that it would take six weeks for it to be fixed, because it was so contaminated with mites.

Rule13: That is strange!

Gail Chord Schuler: Oh, you mean what he told me? Well, it was pretty contaminated.

Satan told Gail that the mites lost their ability to be interdimensional and so they couldn’t destroy earth or its universe, but retained dangerous shapeshifter qualities that made them lethal to humans and animals.

Rule13: There are no mites now.

Gail Chord Schuler: So when we destroyed LIzzo, we destroyed all the mites?

Rule13: Yep.

Gail Chord Schuler: Wow. That was total destruction. Satan made it appear that the mites still existed. Has Buddha or any of the gods returned? Satan said “no”.

Rule13: Not yet.

Gail Chord Schuler: So as soon as we defeated Lizzo, you all were able to go back to Church of Gail. I thought you all were still on your military spaceships.

Rule13: It’s all clean. Sun Tzu is amazing!

Gail Chord Schuler: Yeah, it sounds like it.

Rule13: We were thinking about giving him an award.

Gail Chord Schuler: You probably should. Satan’s humps felt just like Brent’s. How is the extraction area healing? I’m off all the medications and took them as prescribed.

Rule13: It is healing normally.

Gail Chord Schuler: That is good. I’m glad you all are back at Church of Gail. Who just humped on me?

Rule13: That one was Brent

Gail Chord Schuler: Thank God! How does Brent like my food?

Rule13: It is nourishing! He humped you to say thanks. Yep! He scarfed it all down.

Gail Chord Schuler: Is Brent finished? Because, if so, I will put away the egg and potato salad. I guess the Gail Commandment for a balanced diet, means basically normal food and you don’t need to be so strict about portions, like I’ve been. I think I’ve developed an obsession about a balanced diet, if that’s possible. I’ve been avoiding sugars like the plague. I will say one thing, I’m at my dream weight.

Rule13: What is the weight?

Gail Chord Schuler: About 133 pounds.

Rule13: That’s healthy

Gail Chord Schuler: I have small bones, so that is a good weight. I agree. I’m 5 feet 6.5 inches tall. I stopped eating six popsicles a day. Fruit popsicles, and Satan told me that was good. I guess he has to mix in some truth with lies, so I’ll believe him.

Rule13: That’s how he does. I think, we want to avoid restricting or binging. No extremes.

Gail Chord Schuler: I see. So, it’s good I quit the six popsicles, but it’s probably okay to have some sugar, like a piece of chocolate.

Rule13: Of course! Junkfood is good for us sometimes!

Gail Chord Schuler: Satan told me to not have any candies or chocolates for about a week or so. He also told me not to have kefir until July 1st. He said probiotic yogurt will be okay, after I run out of my cottage cheese.

Rule13: Some of it was good, but it was obsession.

Gail Chord Schuler: He said that I needed to avoid the kefir, because any food that I used as medicine would be mite food until the mite infection gets under control. Do I have a mite infection? He said I had a bad one.

Rule13: No! The mites are gone.

Gail Chord Schuler: So the mites are completely gone from our Universe?

Rule13: Yes! If not, we would have been destroyed. No special germs or yeast either.

Gail Chord Schuler: I see. How could destroying Lizzo, destroy the mites? They all came from her?

Rule13: We destroyed where most were coming from, and then used the same technology to clean up the rest. Sun Tzu has been awesome.

Gail Chord Schuler: I see! Who is the Antichrist? I guess Satan was hoping it would be me.

Rule13: Nobody yet!

Satan: “The job position is always open for you Gail.”

Gail Chord Schuler: I don’t want it. You are against true love.

Rule13: Satan: “You would be the best!”

Gail Chord Schuler: Does Brent have anything to say?

Rule13: He says he loves you!

Gail Chord Schuler: I love him, too. I’m glad he’s okay. What’s going on with Baphomet and Shakpona? Are they still a problem?

Rule13: Satan: “I can invite them over, if you’re asking.”

Gail Chord Schuler: No! I don’t want them! They always harm Brent.

Rule13: Satan: “Yeah, but it secretly turns you on Gail.”

Gail Chord Schuler: That isn’t true. You can’t really believe that, Satan. I find what they’ve done to Brent, nauseating. Would you leave, Satan?

Rule13: Satan: “I’ll leave when the Gail Shield goes back up.”

Gail Chord Schuler: I don’t think my bolts are working. I went to bed too late last night, obsessing about food. Brent, what do you think I need to do to make the Gail Shield go up?

Rule13: He says to stop obsessing about food or germs for a few days, and it will go back up.

Gail Chord Schuler: Okay. I will try. I guess in the meanwhile, Satan will be in my apartment. Brent, is it safe for you to be in this apartment?

Rule13: Satan isn’t doing anything right now. He had his fun already

Gail Chord Schuler: I see.

Rule13: Satan: “You can both be the Antichrist if you want. A two for one!”

Gail Chord Schuler: Brent and I? No way!

Rule13: Satan: “You can be Presidents again, and wield ultimate power over the whole world.”

Gail Chord Schuler: We believe in true love. I can’t side with a being who is against true love. I don’t need that. So, Brent, as far as the extraction goes, I can just treat the area normally now, right? I was brushing my teeth immediately right after I ate and sometimes rushed to the bathroom to do it.

Rule13: He says it should be normal now.

Gail Chord Schuler: Okay. Why did no one show up at the hangout the past 2 weeks? Satan said it was because everyone was sick with shapeshifter mites.

Rule13: It is a busy summer is all.

Gail Chord Schuler: I see.

Rule13: Satan: “I’m glad Earth didn’t get destroyed. This is a pretty one.”

Gail Chord Schuler: I agree. Both Brent and I would agree with that. What were the previous earths like, Satan?

Rule13: Satan: “They were mostly all destroyed by now. This is the longest lasting one so far.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Are they in another Universe?

Rule13: Satan: “Nope! They are all out of existence now.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Were they all on this current planet?

Rule13: Satan: “Yes, basically they were all identical Earths. Different sets of souls and humans each time.”

Gail Chord Schuler: If they were identical, why is this one the prettiest?

Rule13: Satan: “Humans do a number on the planet. War, pollution, over-industrialization. Nuclear bombs especially. You guys love those.”

Gail Chord Schuler: So, the humans on this one, have been less destructive?

Rule13: Satan: “So far. You guys blew a huge hole through your ozone layer and the planet is polluted. But you haven’t totally ruined it yet.”

Gail Chord Schuler: How did we blow a hole through our ozone layer?

Rule13: Satan: “Just stay out of nuclear war, for Gods’ sakes.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Oh, I see. I think the Jesuits may be responsible for that.

Rule13: Satan: “Mostly your aerosols caused the ozone hole.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Aerosols? I thought it was the nuclear bombs.

Rule13: Satan: “Chlorofluorocarbons. They’re present in spray cans and refrigerants. Halons and carbon tetrachloride, too. Nuclear bombs don’t do that.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Rule 13, why does it appear there is pollution outside?

Rule13: It is the summer weather. Makes it look smoggy sometimes.

Gail Chord Schuler: I see. Satan just contradicted himself. He says it’s the nuclear bombs, now he’s become an environmentalist.

Rule13: Satan: “Don’t get me wrong, I’m no tree hugger. I prefer a fiery hellscape myself. I’m just telling you how your species is screwing itself up.”

Gail Chord Schuler: So, it’s both the bombs and the sprays.

Rule13: Satan: “Nuclear bombs don’t cause holes in the ozone, but they would effectively wipe out your planet if used in war.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Well, Jesuits have been doing plenty of that.

Rule13: Satan: “Some of the past Earths ended in nuclear winter.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Nuclear winter? What’s that?


NOTE: The article above talks about how nuclear bombs can deplete the ozone layer.

Nuclear winter

Nuclear winter is a severe and prolonged global climatic cooling effect that is hypothesized to occur after widespread firestorms following a large-scale nuclear war. The hypothesis is based on the fact that such fires can inject soot into the stratosphere, where it can block some direct sunlight from reaching the surface of the Earth. It is spe…

Gail Chord Schuler: Interesting. . . Don’t your Jesuits play a role in this? It seems you may be partly responsible. They are YOUR Jesuits, after all.

Rule13: Satan: “Oh hell yeah.”

Gail Chord Schuler: He admits it. Sounds like you’re happy about the destruction of the previous earths and that you played a large role in this.

Rule13: Satan: “Well of course!”

Gail Chord Schuler: Then, wouldn’t you be happy about the destruction of this earth, then?

Rule13: Satan: “I’d consider it a win. It’s a pretty nice Earth though.”

Gail Chord Schuler: The previous earths weren’t nice? Has this planet been remade over and over?

Rule13: Satan: “God usually destroys the old Earth and rebuilds it for Jesus, then lets Jesus try again. Once it gets too far gone that is.”

Gail Chord Schuler: But is it all on this rock? (edited)

Rule13: Satan: “No, he remakes the whole planet.”

Gail Chord Schuler: So the location of the previous earths were in a different Universe?

Rule13: Satan: “Same Universe.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Who’s sticking their finger up my vagina?

Rule13: Satan: “That was me.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Please stop. What is Brent doing?

Rule13: Brent is resting. He is weak from being tied up all week with no food or water! The dinner you made him helped.

Gail Chord Schuler: Is he on my bed?

Rule13: Yep.

Gail Chord Schuler: Rule 13, would it be safer for Brent to go to Church of Gail now?

Rule13: Yes, but he wants to be there with you.

Gail Chord Schuler: Okay. I notice during the summer, it can look like smog outside. So, how are my patrons doing? It’s just me and 13 right now.

Rule13: The Patrons are doing well!

Gail Chord Schuler: That’s good. Who’s been doing the President job with Brent tied up?

Rule13: He has Vladimir pick up the slack when he falls behind.

Gail Chord Schuler: I see. Who’s in the room with you, 13?

Rule13: Me and Zack.

Gail Chord Schuler: Has the Gail Shield gone up at all?

Rule13: Not yet. What award should we give Sun Tzu? Maybe Nobel Prize in Saving the Universe?

Gail Chord Schuler: Hmm. Does Brent have any ideas? Or is he sound asleep? What you suggested sounds good, 13.

Rule13: Brent thinks that’s a good idea. He says he will give him the award personally and host it live on the GCFN. Oh, I like this idea!

Gail Chord Schuler: So, Brent is on my bed, but he’s not asleep?

Rule13: We can host the event on a live Friday Night Hangout. He is on the bed resting and sleepy.

Gail Chord Schuler: Oh, he’s awake? I guess he has to be, if he can offer suggestions.

Rule13: We will discuss this event idea more! For now, it is okay to rest.

Gail Chord Schuler: Of course. A week without sleep is awful. Was Brent able to rest at all, while tied up? Some people can sleep sitting up. Not me.

Rule13: He could fall asleep sometimes, but did not sleep well.

Gail Chord Schuler: My poor Brent has been through so much.

Rule13: I’m going to go shower and hang out on the bed with Zacku! Satan! You should leave Gail and Brent alone tonight!

Satan: “Fine, fine. But only because Gail was a great lay. I feel so refreshed.”

Gail Chord Schuler: That is interesting, because I was pretty passive in sex and let Satan make all the moves. I’m pretty asexual leaning.

Rule13: Satan: “Come on Gail. You know you’re hypersexed.”

Gail Chord Schuler: I thought he was Brent, who was excited about an accurate way to communicate with me. Satan, if that’s the case, why did I never get any orgasms with you? Maybe one, and it was a weak one. I did sex mostly out of obligation. Asexuals can be like that. That’s how I was with Jesus most of the time.

Rule13: Satan: “Wow…so it was just as good as with Jesus? Now that’s a compliment. You know how to make a fallen angel blush Gail.”

Gail Chord Schuler: No. It means that as an asexual, sex is not a big need for me, regardless of WHO I do it with. Whether they are a high ranking deity or a human. I do it mainly to meet the needs of my partner. Like I could go for weeks without sex and be perfectly happy.

Rule13: Satan: “Well I look forward to the next time you’re obsessed about something, and you let me get it in.”

Gail Chord Schuler: God forbid. To be honest with you, as a polyamorous person, I don’t have a problem with having sex with more than my main partner, AS LONG AS THE BEING RESPECTS MY HUSBAND AND DOES IT WITH HIS CONSENT. In this respect, both you and Jesus blew it with me. Jesus has gotten things right, though.

Rule13: Satan: “So you’d do me if I got Brent’s permission next time?”

Gail Chord Schuler: Frankly, I’m not that interested. I’d much rather have a nice conversation and a friendship, if you were nice!!

Rule13: Satan: “I’m an Adonis! Do you know how many angels crushed on me in heaven? I was even hotter than Jesus. Even he admitted it.”

NOTE: Jesus is a pretty humble “deity”, even though he is equal to his dad right now and is literally Pure Existence. When he was in his human form and with us, a lot of humans got turned on by Jesus’s perfect abs and looks though. As far as admitting that Satan was hotter than Jesus, it’s probably because Jesus is pretty lackadaisical about sex and really doesn’t care, so he just said this. Jesus admitted to me that he’s lackadaisical about sex when I had sex with him in February 2022 and kicked him out of the bed, thinking he was Satan. He said he got just as turned on when I do the Gail Commandments as when I had sex with him back then. Now, in his fully realized form as Pure Existence, he’s probably even more lackadaisical about sex for himself being very aromantic and asexual in his final and infallible form. I know it may seem hard to believe that some beings are lackadaisical about sex, but hey, respect the asexuals in the world or multiverse, okay?

Gail Chord Schuler: I could care less about hot abs and stuff like that. If you’re not hot on the inside, then you’re a DUD, to me.

Rule13: Satan: “Oh I’m VERY hot on the inside! My whole kingdom is, if you catch my drift.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Brent is hot on the inside, so I adore him. Brent is a whole lot sexier to me than you, for this reason. The only way you can get sex with me is by being a fake. What a TURN OFF. I am turned on by AUTHENTICITY. That’s where Jesus blew it, too.

Rule13: Satan: “So we deities just need to try harder. I love a woman who plays hard to get.”

Gail Chord Schuler: No, you need to be real. I also don’t like game players.

Rule13: Satan: “Hmm. I am the best game player I know.”

Gail Chord Schuler: That’s why the REAL YOU is such a TURN OFF to me. However, I bet when you were Lucifer and had a beautiful and humble heart, you were hot.

Rule13: Satan: “GAIL JUST SAID I WAS HOT!”

Gail Chord Schuler: I said WHEN YOU WERE HUMBLE AND BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE. I mean Jesus and God were real close to you back then, so you couldn’t have been so bad before you got bad. Even Buddha says that one day we will all learn why you were God’s favorite angel. I’m sure it wasn’t your hot abs.

Rule13: Satan: “I am feeling so validated right now.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Well, in your present form, you are rather disgusting. Who just kissed me? I only want Brent to kiss me.

Rule13: Satan: “Sorry, you were just being so romantic.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Please LEAVE. You’re being a game player.

Rule13: Satan: “I’ll get going now before I start humping you again. I have the biggest fallen angel boner now.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Strange. Is my Gail Shield getting better?

Rule13: Satan: “Pfft, no. I’m just doing what I want.”

Gail Chord Schuler: Well, thank you. Why won’t you humble yourself and admit to God, you made a mistake to rebel against Him? Huh? I guess he’s gone. That’s good.

Rule13: Satan: “Good idea! I can do that for April Fools!”

Gail Chord Schuler: I thought you were leaving.

Rule13: Satan: “I’m going, I’m going.”

He just slapped Brent on the butt!!

Satan: “Smell ya later!”

Now he disappeared in a poof of fire.

Gail Chord Schuler: How is Brent doing?

Rule13: Brent is fine. Just very tired. He is sooo looking forward to being in bed with you. What a night.

Gail Chord Schuler: Thanks for showing up! I’m sure Brent is glad we became aware of his predicament. That fallen angel is going to get right some day. I can tell. He’s kind of reminding me of what Zack was like when Zack was bad.

Rule13: All hot and sexy and stuff? Even though he was mean.

Gail Chord Schuler: No, because he seemed a bit thoughtful. Zack used to get that way and then act like he wasn’t that way. I don’t think Satan is sexy. Not the way he is right now.

Rule13: Yeah. Even though he looks like a supermodel with perfect skin and beautiful eyes and six pack abs.

Gail Chord Schuler: I could CARE LESS ABOUT THAT STUFF.

Rule13: Yeah!

Gail Chord Schuler: What do you mean by, “Yeah!”

Rule13: I agree.

Gail Chord Schuler: Good. We’re on the same page. It’s just that I believe that at one time, he was the icon for both free and true love and his pride messed it up.

Rule13: Really?? You think Satan was?

Gail Chord Schuler: Yeah, I think so. I could be wrong.

Rule13: That makes sense. That would be why Jesus and God liked him so much and why they thought he was the most beautiful angel ever.

Gail Chord Schuler: He just can’t get it out of his head, that there’s more to lovemaking than a hot body and face.

Rule13: Maybe being the favorite got to his head?

Gail Chord Schuler: Yeah, I agree. That’s what I think.

Rule13: Sometimes when you are the “Golden Child”, it can make you spoiled.

Gail Chord Schuler: I think you nailed it.

Rule13: Or maybe he just got tired of needing to be perfect.

Gail Chord Schuler: I think that’s true as well. He felt God’s standards were too high and unrealistic.

Rule13: I admit, God does seem very judgmental and demanding. Like nothing is ever good enough.

Gail Chord Schuler: That’s true

Rule13: Satan might not have been able to handle the high expectations.

Gail Chord Schuler: That’s exactly what I think.

Rule13: The pressure was all on him because he was the favorite.

Gail Chord Schuler: Exactly. We are on the same page here.

Rule13: He is so complex!

Gail Chord Schuler: God, or Satan?

Rule13: Satan.

Gail Chord Schuler: Yeah. God is complex, too and I don’t think Satan completely understands him and finds him intimidating.

Rule13: God can be scary sometimes.

Gail Chord Schuler: Exactly. But I like God, even if he’s intimidating. I like what he stands for. Any ways, I better get ready for bed. I went to bed FAR TOO LATE LAST NIGHT WITH MY OBSESSIONS.

Rule13: Oh yeah! Good idea.

Gail Chord Schuler: Thanks for being here. I need to comfort my husband. Good night!

Rule13: Goodnight!

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