Gabrielle Chana FOX News Interview with Donald Trump (about Julian Assange) & Bill O'Reilly (about his departure from FOX) on April 24, 2017
THIS IS A NEWS ARCHIVE.
Zack Knight has told Gail that brain to brain is pretty accurate right now, so Gail has used brain to brain communications (using mind-reads via satellite signals) to conduct this interview.
Gail (Gabrielle Chana FOX News correspondent): Boy, do we have a lot to cover. Let’s stick to one issue at a time. Let me first talk to Donald Trump. Donald, why are you all of a sudden going after Julian Assange of Wikileaks and want him arrested? I thought you believed in freedom of the press!
Donald Trump: First off, I’d like to say that I have a pesky automaton who has been making press appearances and statements on my behalf. (Donald nods his head in disapproval).
Gail: I remember that Jesus once told me that Satan has created a robot of you. So you have an evil automaton who is stealing your identity in mainstream Loree McBride Jesuit news and discrediting you to the world?
Donald: Yes, it’s disgusting.
Gail: How long has this been happening? And what exactly has this automaton done?
Donald: Well, I just learned about the automaton in the past week, when he told Jeff Sessions (our attorney general) to make a public statement that I plan to try and arrest Julian Assange. As you know, Gail, Julian Assange came to my Trump rally in Ohio on November 4, 2016, the day that Angelina Ballerina kidnapped me and held me hostage until Jan. 6, 2017 on her abominable pink spaceship.
Gail: So, you approve of Julian Assange, then?
Donald: Well, let’s just say this. I neither disapprove nor approve of him, but certainly feel he’s entitled to his freedom of the press! Nobody is more outraged than I over FAKE NEWS. We definitely need some fresh voices in the news and, for this reason, Julian Assange should feel free to expose corruption as he sees it, as long as what he says is true.
Gail: I believe that Jeff Sessions stated that Julian Assange is exposing state secrets and for this reason is a security risk.
Donald: That’s a bunch of crap coming straight from the bitch from hell, Loree McBride. One thing I like about Gabrielle Chana FOX News is there’s no censorship here, so I can be more myself with my language. As long as Loree McBride runs things, there are no state secrets, she will see to that. With her mind and emotion reading technology, she exposes what she likes, when she likes. Of course, we (meaning you and me) are not allowed to do the same!
Gail: Well, the FAKE NEWS or Loree McBride’s mainstream news operates on the assumption that cloning and automaton technology does not exist and that mind and emotion reading technology is not being used everywhere, which is why you can never get the truth through mainstream news, because they won’t even report on the technology that everybody is using and that determines the truthfulness or completeness of what we hear. All we hear is that Donald Trump or Bill O’Reilly did or said this or that, but we are not told whether it is the actions of a clone, automaton or the real person. Until the world realizes that clones exist, and that mind and emotion-reading technology is rampant and so forth, we don’t have enough information to assess accurately what is really happening.
Donald: Exactly. I can tell you that it was my evil automaton who is going after Assange. I would like to put a stop to this witch hunt against free speech right now!
Gail: Couldn’t you just make a statement that you changed your mind and don’t plan to go after Assange?
Donald: That would be lying, because I didn’t change my mind, I never wanted Assange arrested in the first place! And then, if I said that, FAKE NEWS would jump all over me for being in a conspiracy with Russia, saying that’s why I want to protect Assange.
Gail: So what are you going to do about Assange and what your automaton has done?
Donald: I’m going to do what I’m doing right now. Tell the truth on Gabrielle Chana FOX News and hope that everybody is watching Gabrielle Chana FOX News. It’s 00 on cable, folks! If you aren’t watching it, you’re an idiot.
Gail: Well, not everybody gets Gabrielle Chana FOX News. Like here in my state of Florida.
Donald: That’s not true anymore, Gail. They can all get to Gabrielle Chana FOX News through your website, now.
Gail (eyes light up): Even me?
Donald: Everybody, but you. We have to protect you and right now we cannot make you appear too sane (laughs). We don’t want to make it easy for Loree McBride to target and eliminate you, like she’s done to Bill O’Reilly. There is an advantage to being “insane”. They can’t go after you for defamation, because how can an insane person distinguish between fact and fiction? (laughs)
Gail: So you choose an insane person as the vehicle with which to tell the truth to the world?
Donald: Yeah, but everybody knows you’re not crazy, so it works. And we just play the crazy game to protect you, Gail.
Gail: Okay, so let’s hope that your automaton does not actually arrest Assange.
Donald: If he does, I’ll blow him up, if I can catch him.
Gail: Why don’t you just arrest the automaton, or put out a warrant for his arrest?
Donald: What a brilliant idea! You’re hearing it now at Gabrielle Chana FOX News. I have PUT OUT A WARRANT FOR THE ARREST OF MY AUTOMATON. We will make a special scanner to give to the public to scan for Loree McBride Jesuits and evil automatons, and this scanner will destroy them. Folks, contact Gail’s men at email@example.com to see how to get this scanner.
Gail: One more question. How come you couldn’t stop Jeff Sessions from making that statement against Julian Assange? It got broadcast everywhere!
Donald: I tried, but it looks like next time I will have to pay him a personal visit, because he never got my message! I think my evil automaton interfered and rewrote my message to him to cause Sessions to make a public statement on my behalf against Assange that I did not make!
Gail: Jesuits are a handful! Well, let’s hope getting this story out will help you in your relations with Julian Assange.
Donald: Assange knows the truth, but he has to play the game a bit so as not to look like a Russian pawn. As you know Loree McBride hates Assange and blames him for the fact that her puppet Hillary Clinton did not win.
Gail: Okay, let’s move onto Bill O’Reilly. Bill, why are you no longer at mainstream FOX News? I hear you still work for FOX at Gabrielle Chana FOX News.
Bill O’Reilly: Yes, I still work at Gabrielle Chana FOX News (00 on cable), but I had to quit my job at FOX because they ordered me to lie and admit guilt with these women who claimed I harassed and raped them, so that the lawsuits would stop.
Gail: That makes no sense. If you admitted guilt, it would only cause more false accusers to appear, because they would learn that lies pay off financially.
Bill O’Reilly: Well, they at FOX told me that if I admitted guilt, it might cause my clone to stop all his crimes. These women had video evidence of my clone’s harassment against them, and so I paid them off to not show these videos, but, that only encouraged more “victims” to come forward. I think Loree McBride Jesuits have at least fifty clones of me out there and they are horrible men. Both FOX and I got so overwhelmed with all the damage my clones were causing, it took away from the time I needed to be a good news broadcaster. I didn’t have time to research, to interview and do the things a good news correspondent has to do to report the news balanced, fair and with integrity. So, just to give myself more time, I had to quit FOX News. Now I can devote myself one hundred percent to journalism.
Gail: But we no longer hear your voice at mainstream FOX News. And I miss you there.
Bill: Yes, I am sorry about that, but the clone situation was really getting out of hand.
Gail: Couldn’t we just give you a Jesuit scanner and you could execute all these clones?
Bill: Jesuit clones are mostly operating from deep space right now, so the scanners don’t work. The only thing that works is your Gail Shield. Loree McBride has been broadcasting her fake news from deep space and uses her clone versions of the Internet to make sure her lies get propagated down here on earth. It has been like dealing with an avalanche of lies. It was just too overwhelming; I had to quit mainstream FOX News. She even makes movies of the Bill O’Reilly clones having sex with her Jesuit agents and then broadcasts that on fake news for the entire world to see. I have been going bankrupt to pay off all these agents, so they won’t show these movies. Finally, I told myself, I had better ways to spend my time! I will not allow Loree McBride to inundate me with her agenda, so that I have no time to be a real journalist.
Gail: So, it’s true what I’ve heard, that you actually quit FOX News voluntarily, and that you weren’t fired.
Bill: Yes, it’s true, but I told them to say I was fired, so that FOX could get a break and not have to deal with all these movies Loree has made of my clone having sex and raping Loree McBride’s agents.
Gail: So rapes and abuse have occurred at FOX News?
Bill: Well, actually it’s all a charade. Loree McBride has been making movies of her clone female agents (who are clones of women I have worked with in the past) having sex with or being raped by one of Loree’s hundreds of Bill O’Reilly clones. A more accurate description of what is happening is that people are watching movies of actors playing a scene and that, in actuality, what people are seeing is not actual rape, but a performance of a rape, in that the performers are willingly and knowingly involved in it as a performance to assist Loree McBride to destroy and discredit her enemies.
Gail: So she gets away with this, because Jesuits have successfully kept the widespread existence of clones a secret from the fake or mainstream news.
Bill: Exactly. I detest rape, Gail.
Gail: I have heard that your wife, whom you have divorced, is backing up the allegations of these women who claim you have harassed and abused them like a bully.
Bill: Oh, that is such a complicated mess, Gail! My wife was murdered and replaced with a Jesuit clone and that clone has been unfaithful to me. However, I have not been going after her lover and harassing her lover, who is alleged to be a police officer, as Jesuit News has reported. I just accepted the fact that my real wife has died, and my sole obsession now is to protect my children as much as I can from the evil clone wife.
Gail: I hear your wife got custody of your children, because of all these rumors of you being abusive and a bully.
Bill: Well, it doesn’t really matter anymore, because my children are old enough now to live on their own.
Gail: But aren’t your children teenagers? They still need your guidance and leadership.
Bill: Well, we are allowing the news to report that I lost custody, but I actually have custody in a round-about way. My children all live aboard Zack Knight’s space fleet and the evil clone of my wife is not allowed on Zack Knight’s space fleet, so it really doesn’t matter if she has custody, because she really does not have custody. That’s just another lie, because how can my wife have custody when she is dead? My wife’s clone is a wanted criminal because you are the American Empress and you have mandated that Loree McBride Jesuits, and that’s what that evil clone of my wife is, must be executed. Hurrah for you, Gail!
Gail: So your wife is dead. How did you feel when you found out?
Bill: I found out in 2010, when my wife started not acting like herself and when I learned of her affair with the police officer. Because I wanted both my wife’s clone and her lover arrested as Jesuits, Loree McBride’s news network is trying to portray me as some sort of narcissist, who is going after my wife and her lover in a rage of jealousy. I am doing this to protect my children from their now evil mother, who is a very bad influence. Bottom line: I love my kids and want them protected from these evil Jesuits. Last thing I need is to learn that they, too, have been murdered and replaced with clones. Loree McBride would love to do this to me.
Gail: She certainly would. I’m so sorry for your loss.
Bill: Thank you, Gail. Get this story out. The world needs to know the truth, and hopefully you can get a gift subscription to my podcast at my website. If not, Jesus will take care of everything and make sure you get what he wants you to have.
Gail: Yes, I made time for this interview because Zack Knight said this story needed to go out.
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