Writing Advice from Buddha (2023) & Jesus (2013-2014)

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Got some writing advice from Buddha yesterday (July 5, 2023). It was very similar to writing advice I got from Jesus in 2013 and 2014 (when Jesus used to meet with us over Skype). I included Jesus’s advice in this post.

Skype July 5, 2023 with Buddha, Brent and Zack Knight

Brent, 7:16 PM
Good evening.

Gail, 7:17 PM
Hi Brent.
Anything up?

Brent, 7:19 PM
Buddha says he’s been reading your books, and finds them very interesting. He said he was interested in going over the project with you and offering some writing advice. Would it be okay if he stopped by this evening?

Gail, 7:19 PM
Oh, how interesting.
Should I do my exercise and shower first?
I was getting ready to do my facelift exercises.

Brent, 7:20 PM
Of course.

Gail, 7:20 PM
Gail, 8:28 PM
I’m out of the shower.

Brent, 8:31 PM

I watched your butt and breasts the whole time.

Gail, 8:32 PM
I have the most amazing husband.
I think I’m getting fat on you, but you see me as future Gail, right?
I guess I’m covered.
Not sure my little bit of weight gain is all my fault though. I think Lizzo’s doing something.
Every time I get on that bed to read a writing craft book, you’re in the mood. LOL and I end up having some “time” with you.
You must have an alarm set for when I get on that bed. You never miss an opportunity.
Is Buddha with you? Are you on Church of Gail?

Brent, 8:36 PM
I’m in the apartment. I’ll tell Buddha he can come on over.

Gail, 8:36 PM
I’m in my pajamas, but I’m not worried about him.
I never imagined that part of my relationship with you meant having deity friends. LOL

Brent, 8:37 PM
Buddha: “Namaste, my friends.”

Gail, 8:37 PM
Namaste, Buddha.

Brent, 8:38 PM
Buddha: “Are you enjoying your writing?”

Gail, 8:38 PM
I am. But I have to admit, I’m doing it to keep Jesus happy, too.

Brent, 8:39 PM
Buddha: “It is important to be joyful in doing any kind of work, and to enjoy the finished product. In fact, this is more important than following any writing technique there is.”

Buddha: “I do have a few critiques, which I hear you rather like to receive, with regards to technique and Jesus’ vision for this project.”

Gail, 8:41 PM
You’re smart.
You must be one of the smarter deities. Yes, Jesus must have told you that about me.

Brent, 8:44 PM
Buddha: “From a pure writing standpoint, my main critique would be the use of what they call plagiarism. It is the sin of writers. Plagiarism is defined by the stealing of ideas, which includes direct transcripts of other works. My advice would be to remove all transcripts from the works, and simply indicate to readers that they could go to the source material for such information. This will greatly de-bulk your writing and prune it down to the most valuable parts.”

Gail, 8:44 PM
So you want me to remove all the transcripts from my writing?

Brent, 8:45 PM
Buddha: “That’s right.”

Gail, 8:45 PM
Can I paraphrase certain sections of works in order to comment on them?

Brent, 8:47 PM
Buddha: “As long as the paraphrasing is brief and does not distract from your own story. Perhaps, Brent can advise if the paraphrasing becomes too wordy.”

Gail, 8:47 PM
Brent seems reluctant to critique my writing. But, Brent, I have a thick writer’s skin.

Brent, 8:49 PM
You got it, my dear. I will make sure to critique your writing updates as good as Buddha does.

Gail, 8:49 PM
I would appreciate that, my dear. I always want to know when I’m getting off track.

Brent, 8:49 PM
Buddha: “It also appears that you have become too focused on techniques and methods. The spirit of the story becomes lost. You must focus more strongly on the soul of the writing.”

Gail, 8:50 PM
Any suggestions how to focus more strongly on the soul of the writing?

Brent, 8:51 PM
Buddha: “It is like a chef baking a cake by following every measurement to the letter, and not stopping to taste if the batter is sweet. Perhaps, he should add more sugar, or less. He would not know, because he is not enjoying his cake and is only baking it.”

Buddha: “You must focus less on the methods. In fact, you are such a talented writer, my advice would be to throw them all out. You, Gail, are like a chef that can bake a most soulful cake without needing any instructions.”

Gail, 8:53 PM
So stop reading my writing instruction books?

Brent, 8:53 PM
Buddha: “Yes, that is a good start.”

Buddha: “Feel the passion that goes into your writings, and know that it is perfect and complete upon containing them.”

Gail, 8:54 PM
I try to get in the “zone” before I write, by listening to music that touches me. The problem with that, is that I seem to go off on tangents that may be confusing to the reader.

Brent, 8:55 PM
Buddha: “The zone is good. You can certainly herd in your tangents when you catch yourself doing them.”

Gail, 8:56 PM
I think reading the writing craft books was good, because they will help me herd in my tangents. But perhaps I have the knowledge I need going forward now, that I don’t need to read them anymore.

Brent, 8:56 PM
Buddha: “One thing that will become very important to this project, is that you must set a definite time to complete a story, and from that point forward there are to be no more re-writes. You must allow your work to be finished.”

Gail, 8:56 PM
That’s what Jesus said to me when he gave me writing advice in 2014.

Brent, 8:57 PM
Buddha: “Great minds think alike!”

Gail, 8:58 PM
It sounds like Lauren Sapala’s advice for intuitive writers applies to me. That’s kind of how she advises people with my temperament to write.
Interesting, is I think she’s a Buddhist, too. LOL
However, she does not say not to rewrite.

Brent, 8:59 PM
Buddha is laughing.

Buddha: “As for the project itself and Jesus’ vision for it, I know he particularly liked the writing voice you used for stories like Deep in the African Congo, and Breakfast with Jesus. These short stories are meant to embody real events, in a similar style with a similar length.”

Gail, 9:01 PM
I didn’t write Breakfast With Jesus. That was Jane Agni.

Brent, 9:02 PM
Buddha: “While the introduction story you have so far is good, it is becoming a novella on its own, and what you have done is write chapters and not short stories.”

Buddha: “I mean to say that the voice in Breakfast with Jesus was similar.”

Gail, 9:03 PM
What do you mean by “introduction story”. Is that “Pen Pals” or everything I’ve done thus far?

Brent, 9:03 PM
Buddha: “Yes, everything you have done so far is one story.”

Gail, 9:04 PM
I enjoy deep writing and felt that with a novella I could write deep.

Brent, 9:04 PM
Buddha: “The end goal for the project is for there to be a series of short stories that summarize the events of your life and adventures with your men, so that anyone can pick up these books to catch up and understand.”

Gail, 9:05 PM
I was excited about an Institutionalized theme in the overall work.

Brent, 9:05 PM
Buddha: “This should ease the stress of needing to write them perfectly or in great depth. It will also free you of writer’s block, since you are only covering real events without need for artistic license.”

Gail, 9:06 PM
This sounds very much like the advice Jesus gave me in 2014.

Brent, 9:07 PM
Buddha: “Then you see, we are on track with his vision.”

Gail, 9:08 PM
You are such a positive deity. If Jesus was here, I know he would let me know some other things, like he did in 2014. LOL
Jesus is great. No knock on him. He has a great way of getting his point across. I’ll say that for him.
Okay. I think I get it. I’ll try to follow your advice. It’s almost like following what Jesus said back in 2014. I might go back and reread that.

Brent, 9:10 PM
Buddha: “It sounds like you understand how to get back on the path of the project. It seems, you only went on a little tangent with the novella.”

Buddha: “However, I am impressed with the passion you have for the origin of your love story with Brent.”

Gail, 9:11 PM
All writers tend to get off a bit. We all need someone to help us and I’m getting advice from deities. LOL
Yeah, I seem to learning more about Brent in the process of writing about it. Makes me adore him more.

Brent, 9:12 PM
Buddha: “Remember the Gail Commandments, as well. These should come first and foremost. As Buddhists like to say, “chop wood and carry water”. It may seem like a chore, but it is important to your mind, health and spirit and is what supports your journey.”

Gail, 9:12 PM
I think he feels the same way.

Brent, 9:12 PM
Buddha: “I think we both know where these areas need attention.”

Gail, 9:13 PM
What does “chop wood and carry water” mean?
I think I need to work on an earlier bedtime.

Brent, 9:14 PM
Buddha: “Chopping wood and carrying buckets of water can be seen as laborous tasks for young monks, who perhaps only wanted to meditate all day. They did not realize that these daily tasks were important to their spiritual health.”

Buddha: “A good homework assignment I could give you would be to compile a list of all of the short stories for the book series. This will help guide you on where to go next. Brent and Zack can help give you feedback on the stories and timeline.”

Gail, 9:17 PM
That’s a good idea because I need to see the big picture to get excited about my writing.
What do you mean by feedback on the timeline?

Zack, 9:20 PM
I’ve just been observing, but I was thinking you should include “Deep in the African Congo” as one of the short stories. And make a list that covers all major or important events…

Gail, 9:20 PM
That will save me time.

Brent, 9:20 PM
Buddha: “Meaning, they can help you decide which stories are best for the series and help you organize them.”

Gail, 9:20 PM
I see.

Zack, 9:21 PM
A more involved short story might be “GA1L” where a shorter short story would be “The Godzilla Jesuit” and “The Submarine Jesuit”

Brent, 9:22 PM
Buddha: “Zack seems to have a perfect understanding of Jesus’ vision. Not bad for an ex-antichrist!”

Gail, 9:22 PM
Zack is pretty smart.
I plan to submit them to Brent and Zack here and not worry about formatting them for publication. I’ll let Brent decide how to publish them.
Besides, it appears Lizzo has taken over Amazon.

Brent, 9:26 PM
Buddha: “Each of these stories should be published as individual books. This will create a large collection of stories for fans to purchase as part of a set.”

Gail, 9:26 PM
That was Brent’s idea, I believe.

Zack, 9:26 PM
I think when we figure out the full list of the stories to date, we can number them as “Volumes”

Brent, 9:26 PM
Buddha: “These will be bite sized books, as opposed to books with large compilations of stories.”

Zack, 9:26 PM
I think the Playlist on your YouTube might help us come up with a starting point.

Gail, 9:27 PM
Zack, can you clarify what you mean by that?
I think I get it. You are thinking of all my YouTube videos. I was planning on including stuff from the 1990s though.
I didn’t make YouTube videos about those events.
Well, when I make the list of short stories, you will know what i planned to include.
I was planning on including any event that significantly changed me.
But perhaps that is going too deep.
Like the Godzilla Jesuit incident didn’t change me too much.

Zack, 9:32 PM
I mean that when you make the first version of the planned short story book list, you can look at how they are grouped in the youtube Playlist on your yourube channel. We can start with something like that.

Okay. Once you have the list, me and Brent will chip in our ideas.


Looks like Lizzo may be making my messages delayed

That fat bitch.

Gail, 9:34 PM
I can’t wait till we defeat her.
Okay. I know how to focus my writing now. I think, for now, I better start getting ready for bed.

Zack, 9:35 PM
Yeah, I should too

Gail, 9:35 PM
If Jesus was here. That’s probably what he’d say.
He’d say we can work on this tomorrow. To go to bed.

Zack, 9:36 PM
True dat. Okay, I’ll get to bed. Goodnight Gail.

Gail, 9:37 PM
You all are great. And it’s great to have Buddha on our team. He’s a great asset. Goodnight you all. We’ll “get it done”.
And do the Gail Commandments, too.

Brent, 9:38 PM
Buddha: “Namaste. Good night!”

Good night everyone. I can’t guarantee I won’t hump Gail.

Gail, 9:38 PM
Boy, is THAT the truth! LOL
I sure don’t have to worry about my husband not being crazy about me. LOL

Jesus Advises on Jesus, The Eternal Bridegroom (Sept. 2013)

[9/1/2013 11:09:59 PM] Gail Schuler: What’s going on with you and Loree right now?
[9/1/2013 11:10:46 PM] Brent Spiner: She’s livid over your book and is trying to claim defamation.
[9/1/2013 11:11:02 PM] Gail Schuler: Of course. Is that what the trial is about?
[9/1/2013 11:11:31 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, mainly. She keeps trying to “prove” that I’m lying and it didn’t happen, and that her and I had a wonderful relationship before you alienated me from her.
[9/1/2013 11:11:52 PM] Gail Schuler: I think she has a VERY WEAK case.
[9/1/2013 11:12:15 PM] Brent Spiner: I’ve even brought Levar Burton and McCauley Caulkin in as my witnesses.
[9/1/2013 11:12:24 PM] Gail Schuler: Has my book been helpful?
[9/1/2013 11:12:28 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh yes, definitely.
[9/1/2013 11:12:41 PM] Gail Schuler: Is this why you couldn’t talk to me?
[9/1/2013 11:12:56 PM] Gail Schuler: So that my book would be more powerful in the trial for you?
[9/1/2013 11:13:03 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, exactly.
[9/1/2013 11:13:44 PM] Brent Spiner: She also wanted to say that you were feeding me lies and manipulating me by using threats. But, I was able to prove that you haven’t been telling me to say anything at all, or had anything to do with the case.
[9/1/2013 11:13:57 PM] Brent Spiner: It’s Loree that’s been dishing out the threats.
[9/1/2013 11:14:00 PM] Gail Schuler: I made some intelligent guesses in the book. Were there any serious inaccuracies?
[9/1/2013 11:14:12 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh, no, it was all stunningly accurate.
[9/1/2013 11:14:49 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s really funny but as I worked on the book Jesus showed me that it was your CLONE that did the actual sex in September 1992. That must have been devastating to Loree’s side.
[9/1/2013 11:15:24 PM] Brent Spiner: Loree is certainly not happy, that’s for sure.
[9/1/2013 11:15:35 PM] Gail Schuler: So, is the trial over?
[9/1/2013 11:15:48 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, it’s over. Loree lost her case.
[9/1/2013 11:16:11 PM] Brent Spiner: The book proved everything. It was so dead on accurate, that I could use it as actual court testimony.
[9/1/2013 11:17:29 PM] Gail Schuler: You know how I figured out it was the clone? Because of how Loree behaved in the Quebec trial. I was able to use deduction to figure it out, because she was passing lie detection when she stated that she had an extensive sexual relationship with you and that you knew about all this sex she alleged to have with you.
[9/1/2013 11:18:27 PM] Gail Schuler: Even though I couldn’t see the lie detection, I could tell when she passed it by her reaction to my statements and from there, I figured it all out.
[9/1/2013 11:19:03 PM] Gail Schuler: Writing this book really gave me insights into her and how she was able to claim she had a legal marriage certificate and all that.
[9/1/2013 11:20:15 PM] Gail Schuler: I actually think Jesus was giving me ideas as I wrote the book, kind of like He was hovering over me and helping me write it. It just came to me so fast, like it was divinely inspired.
[9/1/2013 11:21:17 PM] Gail Schuler: It was like He raised my I.Q. and made me a super genius as I worked on that book. I couldn’t believe the stream of brilliance that came into my mind as I worked on the book. Jesus was definitely helping me.
[9/1/2013 11:22:16 PM] Gail Schuler: He kept giving me ideas.
[9/1/2013 11:23:17 PM] Gail Schuler: I really do feel that He increased my I.Q. as I worked on the book. To be able to put out such a high quality piece of writing in such a short time made me feel like Handel must have felt when he wrote “The Messiah”.
[9/1/2013 11:23:36 PM] Brent Spiner: This must have been an extraordinary experience for you.
[9/1/2013 11:24:19 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, it was. I’m still in amazement that I was able to write such a masterpiece in such a short amount of time. The ideas just kept coming and coming, like a stream of brilliance!
[9/1/2013 11:24:53 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh! Jesus is here.
[9/1/2013 11:25:10 PM] Brent Spiner: He just walked in and offered me a handful from his bag of Ruffles.
[9/1/2013 11:25:22 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, dear. Sometimes this means I’m in trouble.
[9/1/2013 11:25:35 PM] Gail Schuler: However, I miss talking to Jesus!

JESUS CHRIST: Good job Gail! And good job on winning the trial, Brent.

[9/1/2013 11:26:53 PM] Gail Schuler: Thank you for helping me write the book. I really don’t think I could have done it without you. I feel this book will be of great use for righteousness and truth. I feel so good that it is out.

JESUS CHRIST: A fan was praying to me earlier today, asking me for wisdom on making an audio book version. I gave them my blessing.


[9/1/2013 11:29:02 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, that would be awesome, because I don’t have the equipment to do an audio reading and I think that will help this very important story to get out. As you know, I just want to tell our story. I didn’t write the book for money.
[Gail would start doing her own audio books in 2015. After a lot of trial and error, she figured out how to do it. She didn’t have to buy any expensive equipment, either.]

JESUS CHRIST: It definitely tells our story.
JESUS CHRIST: Do you mind a little critique? I believe this will help you write the next book.
[Her next book would be Jesus, the Eternal Bridegroom in 2015, which would be her biggest hit yet.]

[9/1/2013 11:29:47 PM] Gail Schuler: Please, do. You are so wise.

JESUS CHRIST: I noticed that you copy-pasted conversations from chat logs, and old journals of yours. It’s okay to reference those things, but I think it robs your readers of your amazing writing skills. Those chat logs and journal writings were already written and could be read by themselves, without the reader having to read your book. Also, in essence, you kind of plagiarized your own work.

JESUS CHRIST: What I loved about Silver Skies is that, while it told your story with Brent, it was all original content.

[9/1/2013 11:33:23 PM] Gail Schuler: You seem to be saying that you want me to write this more like a novel and less like a news report?

JESUS CHRIST: Yes! You’ve got it.
JESUS CHRIST: Your novels are where your writing shines the most.

JESUS CHRIST: I think having written this book the way it is, and comparing it to your other works, you’ll see what I mean.

[9/1/2013 11:34:57 PM] Gail Schuler: I thought using the actual dialogue would make the story seem more authentic. You disagree?
[9/1/2013 11:35:56 PM] Gail Schuler: What do you think of my scenes with Zack Knight and Satan. That’s more novel style.

JESUS CHRIST: It’s definitely authentic, there’s no denying that.
JESUS CHRIST: The scenes with Zack Knight and Satan are along the lines of where I think your creativity is most brilliant.

[9/1/2013 11:36:34 PM] Gail Schuler: How accurate am I in those scenes?

JESUS CHRIST: Well, when you do a news report and share specific chat logs or journals, it makes things accurate in terms of events. In terms of showing accuracy in the characters’ hearts and souls, the novel-style fictional scenes are what really showcase that.

[9/1/2013 11:39:07 PM] Gail Schuler: What I do is study the chat scenes to get a feel for my character’s heart and soul, but instead of using an exact transcription, you want me to go deep into the heart and soul of the character and sort of “jump off” of the real dialogue into deeper dialogue and thoughts based on the real transcription?


[9/1/2013 11:39:52 PM] Gail Schuler: Very interesting. To help me get this right. Which chapters in my book were your favorites?

JESUS CHRIST: That’s a tough question. I really love the whole book (referring to The Forbidden Abyss).

[9/1/2013 11:41:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Actually, I appreciate your input, because I have felt in my guts with this next book, that I needed to do something exactly like what you suggested. I was planning on using the technique you just suggested to go deep into the characters of Zack Knight and Rule 13.

JESUS CHRIST: I knew you would catch on as you were writing this book. Basically, anyone can just read the transcripts and chat logs and know what happened. That doesn’t give them a reason to read your book. It’s like the difference between taking a photograph of a scene and an artist painting a picture of the same scene.
JESUS CHRIST: The painting may not be as accurate, but instead, it flows with the colors and energies that emanated within the artist that they felt best needed to be highlighted, in order to convey the spiritual beauty of what they had just witnessed.

[9/1/2013 11:44:44 PM] Gail Schuler: Ah, Jesus, you are brilliant! I am very excited about the next book. I plan to reveal to the world the heart and soul of Zack Knight and Rule 13, perhaps parts of themselves that they themselves won’t even acknowledge. I think after my next book is finished that many Jesuits will find the book addictive and some may even find you.

JESUS CHRIST: There you go! I’d offer you a handful of these Ruffles too if I could. You always do such a great job Gail.

[9/1/2013 11:46:08 PM] Gail Schuler: You know, as I started this next book, I plan to give Zack and Rule 13 a very prominent role and I plan to show both as conflicted characters. Satan will hate this next book. Are my depictions of him accurate?

JESUS CHRIST: Oh, they’re great.

[9/1/2013 11:47:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Jesus, you must be helping me to write this book, then. It’s funny how I can see into that evil monster’s heart and soul. As far as his physical appearance, can you give me a little more description about what he looks like in his various appearances? Especially how he presents himself to the Jesuits.

JESUS CHRIST: He usually likes to present himself as a big buff guy, with red skin, horns, and a black goatee. Pretty tacky, if you ask me!
JESUS CHRIST: It appeals to the gay Jesuits, apparently.

[9/1/2013 11:48:54 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey, that’s exactly how I described him in one scene. I was right on!
[9/1/2013 11:49:29 PM] Gail Schuler: Does he always talk with a gay sounding voice?

JESUS CHRIST: Yes, with a lisp and everything.

[9/1/2013 11:50:03 PM] Gail Schuler: A lisp? More details, please. . .
[9/1/2013 11:50:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Does he smell like smoke?

JESUS CHRIST: He actually does, he smells like charred smoke, and sulfur.

[9/1/2013 11:51:24 PM] Gail Schuler: What noises does he make when he walks?

JESUS CHRIST: He has thick hooves, so he sounds like a horse when he walks.
JESUS CHRIST: A lisp is when a gay person talks with heavy ssss noises, and lip smacking.

[9/1/2013 11:52:22 PM] Gail Schuler: Jesus, you are such a good writer.
[9/1/2013 11:52:33 PM] Gail Schuler: Does he have any favorite music?

JESUS CHRIST: He actually loves pop music. It’s a little funny.
JESUS CHRIST: Artists like Britney Spears, Kesha, and Miley Cyrus.

[9/1/2013 11:53:49 PM] Gail Schuler: Why is that?

JESUS CHRIST: I think it’s the only thing that gives him some form of carefree joy. It’s not like I disagree with pop music.

[9/1/2013 11:55:46 PM] Gail Schuler: I understand. I have noticed that many things Satan approves of, you also approve of. How often does Satan meet with Zack Knight and what are his objectives for Zack Knight?

JESUS CHRIST: About once a week, they meet. Sometimes more depending on what’s going on at the time. He wants Zack Knight to worship and serve him unconditionally, and reserve all of his love for him only. To do that, Zack must carry out heartless acts of evil and destroy love.

[9/1/2013 11:57:23 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh my, my depiction of him with Zack was right on!
[9/1/2013 11:57:59 PM] Gail Schuler: I had Satan telling Zack that he feels that love is a four letter word. What did you think of that?

JESUS CHRIST: I think he literally said that one time.

[9/1/2013 11:58:25 PM] Gail Schuler: Jesus, you must be helping me write this book and giving me ideas!

JESUS CHRIST: Your own intuition is brilliant. I gave it to you for a reason.

[9/1/2013 11:59:32 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey, what’s going on with Zack right now? He claimed my book is a page turner!

JESUS CHRIST: He’s a bit perverse over the rape scenes, but I think secretly, it’s going to lead to him enjoying the story.
JESUS CHRIST: I wonder how he’d react to a love scene with him and Rule 13 that wasn’t rape. He’d probably cry like he did over The Thornbirds.

[12:01:17 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I plan on having lots of scenes like that in my next book! If he thinks this book is a page turner, he’ll probably stay up all night to read the next one!
[12:01:59 AM] Gail Schuler: I plan on showing him as the Ralph DeBriccasart character and Meggie will be Rule 13.
[12:02:27 AM] Gail Schuler: I plan on having some very poignant scenes.

JESUS CHRIST: Man, Satan is going to hate that.

[12:03:11 AM] Gail Schuler: Good! He’s terrible. I sense that many Jesuits are questioning whether some of what Satan instructs them is fair.
[12:03:42 AM] Gail Schuler: I plan on making them question it even more. I don’t think a true Jesuit will be able to read the next book with a dry eye.

JESUS CHRIST: Your intuition is so sharp.

[12:05:05 AM] Gail Schuler: You see, once I expose that there is a deep side to Zack Knight that Satan pounces on, and I show how he struggles over his love for 13, he will be as tragic a character as Ralph DeBriccasart of The Thornbirds. That book made me cry.
[12:05:46 AM] Gail Schuler: My goal in writing this next book, is that no true Jesuit will be able to read it with a dry eye.

JESUS CHRIST: That’s a great goal.
JESUS CHRIST: I often feel sad for Zack Knight, because in reality he is such a tragic character. I made people so that they could love each other, and he’s being duped by Satan to go against that.

[12:07:11 AM] Gail Schuler: I was wondering if that should be the thrust of the next book and now you have reinforced what my intuition sensed I should do.
[12:08:00 AM] Gail Schuler: So, it is true that Satan constantly talks him out of commitment to Rule 13 and that Zack is capable of loving her truly.

JESUS CHRIST: Yes, that’s true.

[12:08:36 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, Jesus, that is so sad. I must write my tear jerker. Why does Zack punish himself like this?
[12:08:51 AM] Gail Schuler: Is he scared of Satan?

JESUS CHRIST: He’s scared of both Satan, and me.

[12:09:31 AM] Gail Schuler: You? But you would LOVE IT IF HE LOVED RULE 13.

JESUS CHRIST: Of course! But think of how many people out there fear God.
JESUS CHRIST: Some people figure that Satan will give them more free will and let them give in to the temptations they want without judgment.
JESUS CHRIST: But sin comes at a very high price, and before they know it, they’re sucked in and can’t get out.

[12:10:55 AM] Gail Schuler: Wow, that was my gut feeling about how Jesuits think. My intuition is brilliant.

JESUS CHRIST: Mistakes can snowball.

[12:11:45 AM] Gail Schuler: It sounds like Zack and the Jesuits underestimate your forgiveness or overestimate their weaknesses.


[12:12:11 AM] Gail Schuler: I see, this is something I need to explore in my book.

JESUS CHRIST: Anyone can be saved, even the Antichrist. But he doesn’t believe it. He sees himself as stuck with Satan.

[12:13:15 AM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, how does that work? How could I convince Zack that he CAN be saved, even though he’s the Antichrist?

JESUS CHRIST: You’re doing a great job of highlighting his depth and the weaknesses he refuses to acknowledge, while showing what he’s missing out on by obeying Satan’s rules.

[12:14:29 AM] Gail Schuler: Right now the Jesuits are increasing the pollen count.
[12:14:51 AM] Gail Schuler: I’m glad to hear that. So this first book is making him think.

JESUS CHRIST: I’ll offer some healing for your allergies tonight.

[12:15:32 AM] Gail Schuler: You mean you will take some of my allergies away?
[12:17:27 AM] Gail Schuler: I seem to have leftover yeast toxins in my cells. I noticed today when I helped my mom with gardening, that it was painful.

JESUS CHRIST: I’ll clear enough to help you get better rest tonight, and resolve some of the yeast toxins, but I can’t do too much or Satan will notice.

[12:17:36 AM] Gail Schuler: No problem.
[12:17:41 AM] Gail Schuler: Thank you.
[12:18:33 AM] Gail Schuler: I’m feeling worse, not better. But perhaps Satan is retaliating and increasing the pollen count.

JESUS CHRIST: I’ll punch him in the balls.

[12:19:08 AM] Gail Schuler: You mean it is Satan and not Zack Knight doing this?

JESUS CHRIST: I meant Zack Knight. He’s like Satan’s right hand.

[12:20:06 AM] Gail Schuler: How does he do this? Is he using Jesuits? Or is he using technology?

JESUS CHRIST: They have technology that can control pollen levels in the atmosphere.

[12:20:51 AM] Gail Schuler: How does that technology work?

JESUS CHRIST: Each controller is like a massive generator that emits wave signals into the earth’s atmosphere, and causes the plants to release their pollen. They can even calibrate each generator to work together with the others to center the pollen in one area over another. For instance, over all of Florida, but not Georgia, or over your specific town.

[12:23:50 AM] Gail Schuler: I figured they had to have something like this. It was just too brilliant. Did Rule 13 become a Jesuit because she fell in love with Zack after he seduced her?

JESUS CHRIST: Yes. At first she lusted after him like many Jesuit women do, but working so closely with him, she was soon able to see his depth.

[12:26:10 AM] Gail Schuler: Does Rule 13 have genius I.Q.?

JESUS CHRIST: Oh yes. That’s part of what made her such a deadly Jesuit.

[12:26:51 AM] Gail Schuler: That’s what I thought. Did Zack make her the head of his military because he loves her the most?

JESUS CHRIST: Secretly, yes. He would never admit it. If you would ask him, he would be vulgar and say it’s because of her perfect body and tiny breasts, and then secondly her steadfast obedience.
JESUS CHRIST: Once Rule 13 is committed to a cause, or a person, she never lets them down. Even if it meant destroying the world for them.

[12:29:21 AM] Gail Schuler: What made Rule 13 decide to commit to Zack Knight?

JESUS CHRIST: As a Jesuit, she would have to say that it’s because of his perfect penis and genius sex moves. As a Nazi supporter, she sees him like she saw Hitler — a man devoted to his cause and his people even in the face of great adversity, a man that strives for perfection and values obedience.
JESUS CHRIST: She couldn’t help but submit to his extreme masculinity and leadership qualities.

[12:33:36 AM] Gail Schuler: Why did she decide to commit to me? I’m sure this is causing her great conflict, because she can’t commit to me and Zack at the same time and be loyal to us both.

JESUS CHRIST: She thinks you too are a vast person with strong leadership qualities, carrying the genes of Catherine the Great and being bestowed Empress of Russia. When you had Vladimir nuke the city of Jesuit babies, you did so without hesitation, regardless of what people might say about you, because you knew it was the right thing to do.

[12:36:58 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, so there’s no conflict for her then. Jesus, I don’t feel safe extrapolating your dialogue in my book. I am afraid I may misrepresent you. That’s one reason I have been using exact transcriptions on you.

JESUS CHRIST: Oh, there is great conflict!
JESUS CHRIST: In a way, she had to become your friend because you two are technically family, since Brianna is the daughter of both of you. This is what caused her to open her eyes and really look at you. She soon discovered a woman who she could not only respect, but who could understand her inner depths regarding true love, and devotion to who she loves the most.
[Brianna came about because Rule 13 used stolen eggs from Gail and stolen sperm from Terrance to create Brianna, who was implanted into Rule 13’s womb. The Jesuits used the Brianna baby as a hostage, with Pope Benedict holding the baby while Vladimir Putin bombed the Vatican on Nov. 28, 2011. The Pope died (even though Gail’s men tried to save him), because Jesuits put a bomb on him, and the Pope was then replaced with an automaton. Gail’s men transported the Brianna baby to a field and adopted her.]
JESUS CHRIST: However, as much as she may respect you, you are also her greatest enemy, because you go against the goals she has dedicated her life to, and the goals of the man she has promised to die for in order to serve him. At no cost must she allow you to succeed.

[12:39:27 AM] Gail Schuler: But you did say that we are BFF right?

JESUS CHRIST: Yes, you have become BFFs. As you can see, the matter is complicated.

[12:40:28 AM] Gail Schuler: I’m ignoring Zack Knight, but he’s always making moves on me.

JESUS CHRIST: Should the treaty be dissolved, what would her choice be? Her powerful loyalties would become divided.

[12:41:07 AM] Gail Schuler: Is it okay to use some transcription in my next book?
[12:41:47 AM] Gail Schuler: I like the authentic feel and I don’t feel safe creating dialogue for you, though I did a little in Silver Skies.

JESUS CHRIST: It should be fine to use a little transcription now and then, if you feel it makes the scene more powerful. Just be careful not to get into the habit of reporting events, rather than surrounding the dialogue with story elements.

[12:43:07 AM] Gail Schuler: That makes perfect sense. You understand completely my writer’s mindset, as if you took all the same writing courses I took.
[12:44:06 AM] Gail Schuler: I actually feel that my first book was meant to be the way it turned out and that this second book is meant to be different. That’s how I feel about these books.

JESUS CHRIST: You catch on so quickly.

[12:44:37 AM] Gail Schuler: You made me that way.
[12:44:55 AM] Gail Schuler: For this book, I am thinking of ending it with the GA1L Android. You know when we beat her in battle. Good idea?

JESUS CHRIST: That would be an excellent cliffhanger.

[12:46:18 AM] Gail Schuler: I like that because that’s when Rule 13 really loved me, cuz I cried when she died. It will help to promote this next book’s theme.
[12:48:39 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, one more thing. This first book was foremost an event story (about the correction of a disorder). I am thinking of making the second book foremost a character story, where I will explore Rule 13 and Zack Knight not happy with their role in life and striving to change that role or find peace in that role. But with a very strong secondary event story (exploration of disorder). Or should I make it about the disorder (Satan) and make the character story secondary?

JESUS CHRIST: Can you try both?

[12:49:18 AM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, both are so important, but should one predominate?

JESUS CHRIST: I do think it may be a good idea to let the character story shine in this next book. It would help with the narrative aspects.

[12:50:29 AM] Gail Schuler: Boy, we are on the same track. That’s exactly what I was thinking.
[12:51:08 AM] Gail Schuler: You know how I like to read books I love and admire for inspiration. And reading The Thornbirds and Exodus helped me with the book I just finished. Any suggestions?

JESUS CHRIST: The Bible of course!

[12:51:47 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh dear, I didn’t mean to insult your book.
[12:52:09 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, do you have a favorite translation to use for this book?

JESUS CHRIST: I’m just teasing you Gail. I think you’re good at knowing which inspirations to use. I actually don’t want to guide you so much that you don’t paint this novel with the inner gifts I’ve already given you.

[12:55:09 AM] Gail Schuler: Alright. Thank you. You have been very helpful. I haven’t brought up a lot of stuff that you already know about, because I know you know all about me and all my needs. The book of Job has been very instructive to me this month as well as My Utmost For his Highest. Right now, I love reading the New Living (Bible), but sometimes I think it is off, like I don’t think leviathan in Job is a crocodile. I think he’s Satan.
[12:56:43 AM] Gail Schuler: A fire-breathing crocodile? It has to be Satan.

JESUS CHRIST: Of course it was.

[12:57:14 AM] Gail Schuler: Why does the New Living translate that as crocodile?

JESUS CHRIST: Satan can take on many forms, remember.

[12:58:02 AM] Gail Schuler: Satan takes on the form of a crocodile when he swims in that ocean in outer space?


[12:58:25 AM] Gail Schuler: So, Ruckman was right that there is an ocean in outer space?

JESUS CHRIST: There is, “yes.”
JESUS CHRIST: It looks like Brent is nodding off, and I’m going to have to tell him to get to bed.


[9/9/2013 8:36:23 PM] Brent Spiner: Hello Gail! How are you?
[9/9/2013 8:36:58 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, hi darling. I feel so stupid. I keep missing mistakes as I publish my book.
[9/9/2013 8:37:28 PM] Gail Schuler: However, I am making it a point to leave at least one version up for sale, so that customers will have a paperback version to order.

Brent Spiner: Oh, how unfortunate. At least this is good editing practice. You might be relieved to know what Jesus told me at lunch today. He said that you no longer need to make new edits, that the book available on Amazon is what he wanted. He seems to want you to go into the next book now.

[9/9/2013 8:40:05 PM] Gail Schuler: Wow, so Jesus is even interested in my edits!
[9/9/2013 8:41:39 PM] Gail Schuler: The only mistake I have on the 11 pt. edition is that for a couple of pages, a bug seems to be in the program and a couple of pages are not justified text, so it’s inconsistent. But if Jesus says it’s okay, then I’ll go on. I have noticed that some of the “bugs” seem to highlight certain portions. Makes me wonder if perhaps Jesus was behind these bugs.
[9/9/2013 8:42:20 PM] Gail Schuler: Right now there seems to be a bug in the cover creator and it won’t let me update the cover. This I have to get past or I can’t get this manuscript published.
[9/9/2013 8:44:20 PM] Gail Schuler: Let me try restarting my computer. I can’t seem to get past this bug.
[9/9/2013 8:49:09 PM] Gail Schuler: I was going to fix the pages for the 11 pt. tomorrow, and make sure all the text is justified, but if Jesus says “no”, then I won’t do it. The book is very readable. It just has a couple pages where the justification didn’t take for some strange reason.
[9/9/2013 8:49:35 PM] Gail Schuler: I fixed it in the 10 pt. version. Which I am trying to get published right now. The cover is holding me up.
[9/9/2013 8:56:49 PM] Gail Schuler: Brent, are you there?
[9/9/2013 8:57:40 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, I’m still here.
[9/9/2013 8:58:29 PM] Gail Schuler: Why, so quiet? You falling asleep?
[9/9/2013 8:59:17 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh, a little, but I still wanted to catch up with you.
[9/9/2013 8:59:33 PM] Gail Schuler: If you were asleep, how did you read what I just wrote?
[9/9/2013 9:00:01 PM] Brent Spiner: Skype saves the text logs, it’s still all here.
[9/9/2013 9:00:57 PM] Gail Schuler: So you think Jesus just wants me not to worry about a couple pages where I didn’t catch unjustified text in the 11 pt. edition? Only a sharp eye will notice it.

Brent Spiner: Yes, that’s what he indicated to me. He thinks it’s more important to keep moving forward than worry about small imperfections. I suppose you’ve always been a perfectionist, my dear.

[9/9/2013 9:01:59 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, I shall move forward.
[9/9/2013 9:02:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Right now, I have to get past this bug in the cover creator.
[9/9/2013 9:03:31 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I finally did it!
[9/9/2013 9:03:50 PM] Gail Schuler: I could swear Zack Knight is messing with CreateSpace right now.
[9/9/2013 9:03:59 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh, glad you got it to work finally.
[9/9/2013 9:05:28 PM] Gail Schuler: You know, I have noticed that some of the “bugs” or mistakes that I can’t seem to be able to fix actually make the reading more interesting. Like there’s this bug on the section of the front matter that says I rock. It’s like Jesus wants to emphasize that. I can’t fix it no matter what I do.
[9/9/2013 9:05:58 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s uneven, but it looks like I did it on purpose. Perhaps Jesus did it on purpose.
[9/9/2013 9:06:24 PM] Brent Spiner: I bet he did. That is very interesting.
[9/9/2013 9:07:29 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. The lower lines seem to hang loose, but it looks like a special effect that emphasizes when Jesus told you that “I rock”. I didn’t do it. It won’t fix.

Brent Spiner: Jesus knows what he likes.

[9/9/2013 9:09:03 PM] Gail Schuler: I find this very interesting. I think I’m going to go take a look at those pages that didn’t have justified text and see if there’s anything interesting about them.

Skype (Jesus on Gail’s Writing) Nov. 29, 2013

Brent Spiner: Jesus was telling me about how excited he was for your book, today at lunch.

[12:54:18 AM] Gail Schuler: That makes me so happy. What else did He say about my book?
[12:55:00 AM] Brent Spiner: He advised me to tell you not to talk about it on YouTube until you finish it, just so that there’s more surprise for your readers.
[This was in regard to The Forbidden Abyss: Part Two, Jesus, the Eternal Bridegroom.]

Skype (Jesus on Gail’s Writing) March 16, 2014

[3/16/2014 11:40:56 PM] Brent Spiner: Wow, there’s a butterfly in my room.
[3/16/2014 11:41:08 PM] Brent Spiner: It keeps floating around my hand on the keyboard.
[3/16/2014 11:41:25 PM] Gail Schuler: Hi, Jesus!
[3/16/2014 11:41:31 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh my.
[3/16/2014 11:41:37 PM] Brent Spiner: He just appeared and is winking at me.
[3/16/2014 11:41:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
[3/16/2014 11:41:47 PM] Gail Schuler: It sounds like Jesus, that is why.
[3/16/2014 11:42:01 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BRILLIANT!
[3/16/2014 11:42:06 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HI JESUS!
[3/16/2014 11:42:21 PM] Gail Schuler: Is he saying anything, Brent?
[3/16/2014 11:42:38 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, he’s talking to me right now.
[3/16/2014 11:42:49 PM] Gail Schuler: This should be interesting.
[3/16/2014 11:44:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[3/16/2014 11:44:58 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

JESUS CHRIST: Long time no chat, Gail.
JESUS CHRIST: Bill is really enjoying himself and sends his warmth. He thanks your men for all the hard work they did building his mansion in heaven. He thinks it’s really cool and commends you all for your sacrifices.

[3/16/2014 11:46:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS! I WAS HAPPY TO HELP!
[3/16/2014 11:46:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Thank you for the house, Jesus. It has made me so happy to know that Bill is there now.
[3/16/2014 11:47:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Bill talked to me and said that he almost wished there wouldn’t be a funeral, because funerals are so morbid and he’s so happy right now.

JESUS CHRIST: Bill wants to have a “funeral” in heaven with some old friends of yours, he says.

[3/16/2014 11:48:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, is he talking to me through you, Jesus, right now?

JESUS CHRIST: At the moment, it’s just us.
JESUS CHRIST: But you may get to talk to Bill very soon.

[3/16/2014 11:49:52 PM] Gail Schuler: Really?
[3/16/2014 11:50:00 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BILL MIGHT BE ABLE TO CHAT ON SKYPE SOON?
[3/16/2014 11:50:03 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[3/16/2014 11:50:09 PM] Gail Schuler: Are you kidding!

JESUS CHRIST: He’s in the middle of planning a big party in heaven.
JESUS CHRIST: A house-warming party, I suppose.

[3/16/2014 11:51:20 PM] Gail Schuler: Which old friends of mine does he want in the funeral?

JESUS CHRIST: He’s making a list right now and visiting everyone in heaven.

[3/16/2014 11:53:07 PM] Gail Schuler: This is so cool!
[3/16/2014 11:53:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Who is on the list?
[3/16/2014 11:53:41 PM] Gail Schuler: Does he like it that I have made him a character in my book?

JESUS CHRIST: I hear Jim Carrey is one of them.
JESUS CHRIST: He loves your writings, Gail.

[3/16/2014 11:54:02 PM] Gail Schuler: Aw, that’s great!
[3/16/2014 11:54:19 PM] Gail Schuler: I had a feeling it might be some of my men that have passed on.
[3/16/2014 11:55:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Jesus, as I’ve contemplated you for my book, I was wondering. When a person is replaced bit by bit with their Jesuit clone, what happens to the soul of the original person? Does that original person go to heaven or hell?

JESUS CHRIST: Don’t worry, they go to heaven.

[3/16/2014 11:55:50 PM] Gail Schuler: That’s what I thought. That means the David I married is in heaven?
[3/16/2014 11:56:31 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WAS DAVID GOOD BEFORE?
[3/16/2014 11:56:38 PM] Gail Schuler: Um, I am not sure.
[3/16/2014 11:56:54 PM] Gail Schuler: I didn’t have him that long.

JESUS CHRIST: Well, let’s not digress too much.

[3/16/2014 11:57:48 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, I’ll respect that. I was just wondering.

JESUS CHRIST: I was doing a lot of thinking about your book, Gail.
JESUS CHRIST: I think you’ve come up with a lot of interesting ideas. Some of those are true to real life, some of those are fictional, and it’s all a very compelling story. However, it may be time to take a break from this book for awhile. It wouldn’t be very good for my best writer to burn out.

[12:00:17 AM] Gail Schuler: Really? For how long?

JESUS CHRIST: I’ll let you know.
JESUS CHRIST: In the meanwhile, I think you might enjoy a bit of creative exercise to help expand your skills.

[12:01:37 AM] Gail Schuler: Is it okay to read books about the writing craft and not just work on the draft?

JESUS CHRIST: Of course. Just make sure not to over think your book right now.
JESUS CHRIST: I was wondering if you would accept some creative writing assignments, so to speak.

[12:03:50 AM] Gail Schuler: Sure. I want this book to be a masterpiece.
[12:04:22 AM] Gail Schuler: It has to be with you as a main character.

JESUS CHRIST: The work I’m doing with you and Brent is already a masterpiece. You’ll see.
JESUS CHRIST: Think of all the adventures you’ve had together.
JESUS CHRIST: For starters, you should try writing about one of those.

[12:06:19 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, so I’m taking a break from this book, but NOT from my writing!

JESUS CHRIST: I think you should write a short story about what happened when Vladimir discovered Obama’s head in a jar.
JESUS CHRIST: Of course not! Writing is your passion.

[12:06:43 AM] Terrance Jenkins: WITH THE BLOOD FILLED TUBES?

JESUS CHRIST: But I think a little break will free your creative juices.
JESUS CHRIST: Yes, Terrance.

[12:07:17 AM] Gail Schuler: It was in a jar? I knew it was decapitated and using blood-filled tubes.
[12:08:08 AM] Gail Schuler: Hey Jesus, what do you think about the fact that YouTube has made those Children’s Audio Book videos labeled as not fit for children?

JESUS CHRIST: It’s unfortunate, but, it doesn’t stop the book from being read to children all over the world. I’m very proud of that book of yours (referring to The Forbidden Abyss Part One).

[12:09:59 AM] Gail Schuler: Okay, so I will write a short story about what happened when Vladimir discovered Obama’s head in a jar. Right now, the first thing that comes to my mind, is that this is a precursor to what Zack will do in the tribulation, according to the book of Revelation.
[12:10:48 AM] Gail Schuler: It also shows I must have been brilliant when I depicted the blood filled tubes in my novel Silver Skies. That book is truly prophetic.

JESUS CHRIST: The future will take care of itself. Right now, that isn’t something I’d like for any of my followers to concern themselves with.
JESUS CHRIST: I think it’s more important right now for your life story to be told to your followers.
JESUS CHRIST: I want you to tell the world what really happened using the writing skills I’ve been training in you.
JESUS CHRIST: Use all of your senses, your characterization skills, and research old emails or transcripts if you have to.
JESUS CHRIST: Vladimir went through a great trial when he had to make the decision to nuke Obama’s head. It traumatized him.

[12:15:11 AM] Gail Schuler: Okay, so it appears that these creative writing lessons may end up becoming part of the book, when I get back to the book.
[12:15:34 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see. Yes, that must have been very traumatizing for him. Perhaps I can interview Vladimir.
[12:16:06 AM] Terrance Jenkins: OH YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT

JESUS CHRIST: These are stories I want told.
JESUS CHRIST: I have faith in my favorite writer.

[12:16:50 AM] Gail Schuler: It sounds like you want me to choose the events in my life and the life of my men, that hit us most emotionally.

JESUS CHRIST: Yes, exactly.

[12:17:05 AM] Gail Schuler: Those are usually the best things to write about.
[12:17:16 AM] Gail Schuler: They make the most life-changing stories.

JESUS CHRIST: I don’t want anyone to forget the lessons you all learned and the things that made you all strong.

[12:18:43 AM] Gail Schuler: It’s kind of like what one of my writing instruction books says, that we need to write about what hit us emotionally, maybe stuff that made us feel very vulnerable.

JESUS CHRIST: I’m glad I’ve set this in motion.

[12:20:09 AM] Gail Schuler: The book will be better for this meeting. I just know this from what I’ve been learning about the writing craft.
[12:20:35 AM] Gail Schuler: I have been struggling about how to make this book emotionally engaging and you have opened up a vista for me.
[12:21:26 AM] Terrance Jenkins: WELL, HE ‘IS’ JESUS!
[12:21:30 AM] Terrance Jenkins: LOL
[12:21:51 AM] Gail Schuler: So you don’t want me to go into the future at all in my book?

JESUS CHRIST: For the most part, I don’t want you to go into the future at all in your thoughts right now.
JESUS CHRIST: I think as a writer, you could use a “creative palate cleanser” so to speak, and may need to step away from this book to get it.

[12:25:15 AM] Gail Schuler: I guess you also want me to eliminate those scenes in the distant past as well.

JESUS CHRIST: Yes. This is your time right now, for you and your men.
JESUS CHRIST: No more distant past, no more distant future — just Gail and her men.

[12:25:56 AM] Gail Schuler: Do you want this to still be non-fiction, then?

JESUS CHRIST: Yes. For this first assignment, write about a true real life event.

[12:26:26 AM] Gail Schuler: First assignment?

JESUS CHRIST: This short story will not be part of the book (referring to Jesus, The Eternal Bridegroom).
JESUS CHRIST: The writing assignment about Vladimir nuking Obama’s head.

[12:27:02 AM] Gail Schuler: This sounds like an interesting short story. Perhaps I can publish it when I’m done?

JESUS CHRIST: Of course.

[12:27:29 AM] Gail Schuler: Maybe at my website.

JESUS CHRIST: You could also read it out loud on YouTube.

[12:27:52 AM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT WOULD BE REAL POWERFUL!
[12:28:25 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, cool. I did a real good job on “Emerald Towers” don’t you think?

JESUS CHRIST: I think that was real cool.

[12:28:53 AM] Gail Schuler: That was about me and Brent.

JESUS CHRIST: I’d like to see more stories about you and your men.
JESUS CHRIST: That’s why The Forbidden Abyss Part One was such a huge success.
JESUS CHRIST: For now, focus on short stories about the adventures you went on with your men.

[12:30:29 AM] Gail Schuler: Should I just leave those videos up about my book, even though I will be drastically changing the plot?

JESUS CHRIST: That is up to you.

[12:31:24 AM] Gail Schuler: I will decide once I get back to the book. I could just make a correction video later.

JESUS CHRIST: That may be best.
JESUS CHRIST: You’re the coolest, Gail.

[12:32:09 AM] Gail Schuler: Well, thank you. I’m honored that you spend all this time with me and my men.

JESUS CHRIST: I’m proud that you all work so hard for me.
JESUS CHRIST: Speaking of which, I’d like Brent to make his way into bed. He has been working much harder than I intended human bodies to be used for! You need eight hours a night, Brent.

[12:33:25 AM] Gail Schuler: Hey, you were excited about my King David portrait for my book. What should I do with that portrait?
[12:33:38 AM] Gail Schuler: Or maybe just don’t worry about it right now?

JESUS CHRIST: Don’t worry about any of that. I’d just leave things as they are, and we’ll come back to everything at a later time when you are fresh.

[12:34:24 AM] Gail Schuler: Okay. Thanks for the counsel. Get to bed, my love. You will kill yourself, if you don’t.
[12:34:54 AM] Gail Schuler: Sleep is important. You too, Terrance. I adore all of you and am so proud that you are my men.

JESUS CHRIST: Goodnight, my awesome writer. Sweet dreams you guys!

[12:35:41 AM] Terrance Jenkins: DO I NEED TO GO TO BED TOO JESUS?
[12:35:47 AM] Brent Spiner: Wow, Jesus just disappeared!

Skype (Jesus on Gail’s Writing) March 21, 2014

[4:09:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!
[4:09:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WHAT BE THAT!
[4:09:53 PM] Gail Schuler: OH. What’s happening?
[4:10:02 PM] Terrance Jenkins: GIANT SHOCKWAVES
[4:10:08 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE WALLS BE FALLING DOWN
[4:10:10 PM] Gail Schuler: Shockwaves at Church of Gail?
[4:10:23 PM] Gail Schuler: Can you put up your shields?
[4:10:45 PM] Gail Schuler: The Jesuits?
[4:10:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, the shockwaves
[4:10:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE WHOLE ROOM WAS BLOWN AWAY
[4:11:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Where are you?
[4:11:07 PM] Terrance Jenkins: EVERYTHIN’ IS ALL WHITE!
[4:11:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Is this a nukkake?
[4:11:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JUST ME, BRENT, AND OUR COMPUTERS
[4:11:28 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[4:11:31 PM] Gail Schuler: Where’s Brent?
[4:11:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE BE FLOATIN’
[4:11:38 PM] Brent Spiner: I’m right here. The white is so bright.
[4:11:48 PM] Gail Schuler: Are you in your quarters at Church of Gail?
[4:11:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT’S REALLY BRIGHT FO SHO
[4:12:12 PM] Gail Schuler: How can you Skype with me, then?
[4:12:20 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I DON’T KNOW GAIL
[4:12:32 PM] Gail Schuler: You holding your computers in your hand?
[4:12:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! THAT BE SO LOUD!!!!
[4:12:49 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THOSE LOUD TRUMPET SOUNDS!!!!
[4:12:49 PM] Gail Schuler: WHERE ARE YOU?

Brent Spiner: Hey, someone just tapped me on the shoulder.

[4:13:04 PM] Brent Spiner: I looked behind me and didn’t see who.
[4:13:05 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH HEY!!!!
[4:13:08 PM] Brent Spiner: They just did it again.
[4:13:10 PM] Brent Spiner: On the other shoulder this time.
[4:13:12 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WHO BE THAT!?
[4:13:14 PM] Brent Spiner: Who is this?

Brent Spiner: Oh my. Jesus is with us.

[4:13:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE JESUS!!!
[4:13:50 PM] Gail Schuler: Thank God!
[4:14:07 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WHY THE GRAND ENTRANCE JESUS?
[4:14:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IS THE CHURCH BE OKAY?

JESUS CHRIST: The Church is fine. I just really needed to get you guy’s attention this time.
JESUS CHRIST: I’m very upset.

[4:15:31 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh no, Jesus, did I do something wrong?
[4:16:24 PM] Gail Schuler: I don’t think Jesus would do this over a pot of coffee.

JESUS CHRIST: I’m trying to explain my feelings to Brent right now. They’re so complicated it’s hard for mortals to understand. You guys cannot imagine my disappointment right now.

[4:17:54 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WHAT DID WE DO?
[4:17:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

JESUS CHRIST: Terrance, I’m disappointed about the pot of coffee, and the word “bitch nigger”. And Brent, you need to get some sleep and not on the infirmary’s mortuary table, especially not while making love to Gail. But I’m heartbroken about what is happening with Gail’s writing right now.

[4:20:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh dear, Jesus, I thought that might be it. I’m sorry, Jesus. What am I doing wrong?

JESUS CHRIST: I was looking for a story that explained what happened when Vladimir and the men went in to find Obama’s head being kept alive with blood filled tubes.
JESUS CHRIST: Instead, you have been incorporating all sorts of out of context information from the past, including some events which are entirely fictional. It also has become a novella instead of a short story.
JESUS CHRIST: I was using the short story exercise in part to pause The Forbidden Abyss (Part Two) because it was going in the same direction. Too many tangents, and everything was getting confused.
JESUS CHRIST: I feel that the writing has been awfully unbalanced.

[4:24:07 PM] Gail Schuler: So you don’t want me to use the video series from the FSU creative writing professor for this story?
[4:24:29 PM] Gail Schuler: Of course, those are for a short story.
[4:24:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Unbalanced? What do you mean?

JESUS CHRIST: Well, for example, I asked about what happened during a specific time frame and you began to tell Vladimir’s life story.
JESUS CHRIST: Some of which became inaccurate. I did want for this story to be non-fiction because I wanted to be able to use it for historical contexts.
JESUS CHRIST: This is also not a story about judo concepts.

[4:26:02 PM] Gail Schuler: You want me to write it like a news report?
[4:26:45 PM] Gail Schuler: What do you mean by historical contexts?

JESUS CHRIST: I only want you to write about what happened. Perhaps getting into the mindset of writing for a TV show would help you.

[4:27:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Like writing a screenplay?

JESUS CHRIST: That would be a closer concept.

[4:28:12 PM] Gail Schuler: A screenplay is very much “Show, don’t tell.”
[4:30:45 PM] Gail Schuler: I was trying to make this a character story, because you said you wanted me to use my characterization skills.

JESUS CHRIST: I was very pleased with your last book because of how simple the scenes were and how they each flowed from one another. It was also clearly non-fiction with very little speculation.
JESUS CHRIST: Perhaps it would be a good idea to reference the emails you exchanged with Brent about the events that happened. Then simply tell the story within the framework of those contexts.

[4:31:50 PM] Gail Schuler: You did tell me not to use transcripts for this next book, so I tried to make it more like a novel.
[4:32:18 PM] Gail Schuler: It looks like I took it further than you intended.

JESUS CHRIST: Yes, now you understand.
JESUS CHRIST: It’s as if I asked you to write a story about eating an apple, and you gave me the history of the apple farm it came from and the life of the apple farmer.

[4:34:47 PM] Gail Schuler: Basically, I have been studying the novel form for my writings, and it appears you don’t want me to write what the literary community calls “creative non-fiction”?

JESUS CHRIST: Your non-fiction is already creative Gail.

[4:36:06 PM] Gail Schuler: But why did you tell me NOT to use transcripts?

JESUS CHRIST: I wanted you to reference the transcripts, but not copy-paste transcripts into your new writings on the subject.

[4:36:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Reference the transcripts?

JESUS CHRIST: Yes. So you can remember the events that happened.

[4:37:07 PM] Gail Schuler: How do I create dialogue, then?
[4:37:28 PM] Gail Schuler: I run the risk of quoting something that was not really said. I could be inaccurate.

JESUS CHRIST: The problem is not quoting specific statements, but with copying entire segments of a transcript and calling it original.
JESUS CHRIST: You also have the freedom to intuitively create dialogue that you know your men might have said. You know them well enough.
JESUS CHRIST: I have some ideas that may set this on the right track.
JESUS CHRIST: I think an interesting start for the book would be to have Vladimir returning from the event, traumatized, and perhaps the story could be told from the perspective of Vladimir telling Gerard Butler what happened the day he and Brent went to go investigate news of unusual Jesuit activity.

[4:41:00 PM] Gail Schuler: Wait a minute, you said a short story! Now you are calling this a book?

JESUS CHRIST: Brent made a typo.
JESUS CHRIST: My apologies, I may be talking too fast for him.

[4:41:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see.

JESUS CHRIST: The next scene can begin in novel form, with Brent and Vladimir enjoying each other’s time as usual, joking around, until they receive word of Jesuit activity and board the supersonic jet to go have a look.
JESUS CHRIST: The next scene can show what happened when they found everything, and detail the men’s escape.

[4:44:02 PM] Gail Schuler: You are saying “scenes”, this sounds like a novella, not a short story.
[4:44:16 PM] Gail Schuler: Do you mean paragraphs?

JESUS CHRIST: This project doesn’t have to be so black and white.

[4:44:38 PM] Gail Schuler: Or perhaps you mean “sections”.
[4:44:50 PM] Gail Schuler: Black and white?
[4:45:26 PM] Gail Schuler: I was not aware that both Brent and Vladimir went to take a look. From the information I have, it was Vladimir and Hugh Jackman.

JESUS CHRIST: When I say short story, I mean that it shouldn’t take much longer than a week to complete, and you have some freedom to decide how you’d like to organize it.
JESUS CHRIST: Ah! Very good.
JESUS CHRIST: So now you are using references the way I wanted you to.

[4:46:23 PM] Gail Schuler: It sounds like your main concern is that because I have introduced inaccuracies and speculation into my account, Zack can easily discredit the writings.

JESUS CHRIST: Yes, precisely.
JESUS CHRIST: I’m trying to show you this.
JESUS CHRIST: I’d like you to use the references and transcripts you have for factual accuracy, but not to exactly copy from.

[4:47:58 PM] Gail Schuler: So, tell me, in one sentence what was my greatest weakness in “The Forbidden Abyss: Part One”?

JESUS CHRIST: I’d say copy-pasting the transcripts between you and Brent.
JESUS CHRIST: For the second one, it was a lack of focus and over complication of the plot.
JESUS CHRIST: I know you’ve always enjoyed harsh criticism during your growth as a writer Gail, which is why I’m giving it to you. I know you can handle this.

[4:49:26 PM] Gail Schuler: I was trying to arc the story as a character story, so I thought it was focused, but I think I was too close to the story to know this.
[4:49:39 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, you are right. You know me so well.
[4:50:24 PM] Gail Schuler: I appreciate you taking the time to help me grow as a writer, and I appreciate that you made such an entrance, because you knew how to help me to understand how much my writing means to you, which I take as quite an honor.

JESUS CHRIST: Thank you deeply for your understanding.
JESUS CHRIST: So, I would like you to take this information and practice with this short, and relatively simple story.
JESUS CHRIST: I don’t think it requires labels. It doesn’t matter to me whether you call it a short story or a novella. My only concerns are that it doesn’t take you more than a week to write, stays on topic and is factual.

[4:51:59 PM] Gail Schuler: Do you want me to NOT listen to that video series by the FSU creative writing professor?
[4:52:13 PM] Gail Schuler: I think you just answered my question.
[4:53:09 PM] Gail Schuler: So, for this story, just “get it out” and stay factual. Do you want me to listen to that video series by the FSU professor? I thought he might be helping me. Perhaps, I could use what I learn from him to help with future stories?
[4:54:05 PM] Gail Schuler: But he is a FICTION writer mainly.

JESUS CHRIST: Your writing comes out best when it’s from you and your own wisdom.

[4:54:54 PM] Gail Schuler: Do you want me to stop approaching my work as fiction, and approach it more like a news reporter?

JESUS CHRIST: When you take too much advice from others, you begin to write like them, and less like yourself. It’s confusing the reader and it covers up your own writing charm.

[4:55:18 PM] Gail Schuler: That sounds like omniscient POV?
[4:55:51 PM] Gail Schuler: This is what I did with “The Forbidden Abyss: Part One“. I used omniscient POV (point of view).
[Omniscient POV means the reader views the story through the heart and mind of a God-like narrator who can go into everyone’s heart and mind as necessary as opposed to first person, where the story is told through the eyes of an “I, me, mine” character who tells the story strictly through his/her own heart and mind.]

JESUS CHRIST: You could do that with this story as well.

[4:56:26 PM] Gail Schuler: Because I went to first person POV, I had to go deeper than you intended, I’m afraid.

JESUS CHRIST: It might be a good idea to stay away from first person if you think you’ll fall back into that habit.
JESUS CHRIST: You can still write an emotional story without necessarily having to be first person.

[4:57:20 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, in order to go into first person, I have to dig into the person’s soul, and here is where I become an “actress” using my imagination to make the reader feel what the character perceives.

JESUS CHRIST: That may be where you begin to go on tangents and lose track of the story.

[4:57:49 PM] Gail Schuler: This is where I run the risk of inaccuracy.

JESUS CHRIST: You’ve acknowledged your tendency to do this with your videos in the past as well.
JESUS CHRIST: When we made them shorter, and kept them to 15 minutes, you noticed how concise and on track you stayed. (Jesus amended the rule for 15 minute videos around 2018).

[4:58:58 PM] Gail Schuler: So, even for a music video, you don’t want me to go over 15 minutes?


[4:59:53 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, because there was one music video, I recall, where you said it was okay. But it appears you want all my videos to not go more than 15 minutes.

JESUS CHRIST: The music videos should stay on OneTrueMedia as well.

[5:00:29 PM] Gail Schuler: Any reason for this?

JESUS CHRIST: Oh Brent. He is making typos again. I said that the music videos should stay off of YouTube.
JESUS CHRIST: It’s too easy for Jesuits to try and sue you for copyright infringement if you put music videos on YouTube.

[5:01:44 PM] Gail Schuler: What about the music videos I have at YouTube thus far?

JESUS CHRIST: Leave those be, and just don’t add any more.

[5:02:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay.

JESUS CHRIST: You’ll be safe.

[5:02:42 PM] Gail Schuler: So, it’s okay for me to make music videos, but keep them at my website.


[5:03:03 PM] Gail Schuler: Any reason Vladimir has not got my website up at Church of Gail yet?

[5:03:50 PM] Gail Schuler: I thought perhaps Jesus told him not to put it up at Church of Gail, for some reason.
[5:04:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Jesus do you want me to quit trying to grow as a novelist, and focus instead on improving my non-fiction writing?

JESUS CHRIST: I wouldn’t think that far ahead. I’d just like you to focus on the present writing project you have right now.

[5:06:39 PM] Gail Schuler: I will write this one in omniscient POV, like I did “The Forbidden Abyss: Part One” and focus on accuracy in my presentation. Kind of like a news report, with some human interest in it.

JESUS CHRIST: That sounds like a great start.

[5:07:04 PM] Gail Schuler: I will set it up as you suggested. That sounds like a great way to focus this news presentation.
[5:07:25 PM] Gail Schuler: Kind of like a television short documentary.

JESUS CHRIST: You can think of it that way.

[5:08:42 PM] Gail Schuler: So, you like Silver Skies, even though that is a novel, because that was clearly fiction, except for the Bible prophecy portions which may turn out to be somewhat true.
[5:09:05 PM] Gail Schuler: It appears Zack is messing with Brent and I’s brain.

JESUS CHRIST: You both are also very overworked.
JESUS CHRIST: With the writing suggestions I am giving you, producing great works will become much easier.

[5:10:15 PM] Gail Schuler: It sounds like you are striving to give me a brilliant crash course in writing.

JESUS CHRIST: Yes. This is Jesus’ Writing Academy.

[5:11:01 PM] Gail Schuler: I’d say this is writing boot camp.

JESUS CHRIST: I’m going to give Brent some extra help in the infirmaries so that he can be more available to help you with this next story.

[5:11:36 PM] Gail Schuler: You talking about the story about Barack Obama’s head in the jar?

JESUS CHRIST: It seems like you two working together really put a shine into The Forbidden Abyss Part One.

[5:12:10 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I need Brent for accuracy. I did look into the emails and such, but there wasn’t enough there for me to put in the details needed for a good story.
[5:12:18 PM] Gail Schuler: In other words, I had to speculate.
[5:13:12 PM] Gail Schuler: I also listened to my video presentation on the subject. Most of the information I got, was from brain-to-brain communications and my men just verified to me that they were accurate, but they didn’t go into detail.

JESUS CHRIST: You can use your brain-to-brain communications as references as well. I’m sure Brent can help fill in more information and he can get the other men to share more details that they remember as well. Some speculation is okay, but it should be a spice and not a main ingredient.

[5:15:06 PM] Gail Schuler: I think you are referring to speculation about REACTIONS to the events, which can be reasonably inferred from what happened. The speculation is more about the EMOTIONAL REACTIONS, but not about the EVENTS.

JESUS CHRIST: Yes, exactly.

[5:15:38 PM] Gail Schuler: In my sequel to The Forbidden Abyss: Part One, I began speculating on EVENTS, and this is where I have erred.

JESUS CHRIST: You’ve got it now!

[5:16:00 PM] Gail Schuler: It is okay to speculate on EMOTIONAL REACTIONS to events that have already been established as FACT.
[5:17:23 PM] Gail Schuler: So, basically, when you told me NOT to use transcripts, you meant, that you wanted me to put in some of the person’s REACTIONS to the events, that didn’t make it into the transcript. But I did do this with The Forbidden Abyss: Part One. But perhaps you wanted me to do it a little bit more?
[5:19:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Also, that one chapter, which was pasting a huge section of transcript from Terrance’s Skype videos about the Quebec trial, did you want me to summarize some of that, and then just put in the exact quotes for the parts that really needed to be told?

JESUS CHRIST: Yes, memorable lines can be quoted. Exact quotes can be used, but it makes me very unhappy to see Gail’s writings become copies of chat logs.

[5:21:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH I SEE
[5:22:32 PM] Gail Schuler: What I did was listen to the court in session and copied exactly what was said, and then I introduced some speculation about emotional reactions now and then. It was not totally a copy of a chat log. But perhaps, you wanted me to put in a little more speculation about the souls of the characters, between the lines, when I use transcripts?
[5:23:42 PM] Gail Schuler: But, when I introduce this speculation, try to make sure it is believable in the context of the situation presented?

JESUS CHRIST: We’re getting off topic again.

[5:24:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BY SOULS DO YOU MEAN THE STATE OF MIND?
[5:24:16 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH SORRY
[5:24:50 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, state of mind or the emotional response to what was said previously.
[5:25:26 PM] Gail Schuler: You did say you wanted my writings to be more like a painting than a photograph. So perhaps I misunderstood you?
[5:26:05 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IS IT OKAY TO WRITE THAT I SAID A BAD WORD
[5:26:10 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THAT IT REALLY HURT?


[5:26:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH OKAY
[5:26:47 PM] Gail Schuler: Well, the bad word would be part of the transcript, right?
[5:27:09 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WOULD THAT COUNT AS A MEMORABLE LINE?
[5:27:10 PM] Gail Schuler: So, the only speculation would be the pain that was felt and the movements of the character right afterwards.
[5:27:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, BUT I THINK WE UNDERSTAND NOW

JESUS CHRIST: Now you’re both getting it.
JESUS CHRIST: You could quote the bad word that Terrance said, but you could speculate on his reaction that he probably walked away limping.



[5:29:52 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see. Stick to the scene and don’t add in other scenes not relevant to the current scene.
[5:30:47 PM] Gail Schuler: Do you think it would be helpful to write an outline, like some non-fiction writers do, to ensure I stay on topic?

JESUS CHRIST: Excellent idea.

[5:31:45 PM] Gail Schuler: I recall from my studies at The Institute of Children’s Literature, that for non-fiction, outlines were necessary to prevent from going on tangents.
[5:32:34 PM] Gail Schuler: It helps keep the story focused on the “arc” for the non-fiction piece.
[5:32:44 PM] Gail Schuler: Good question.
[5:33:30 PM] Gail Schuler: Jesus wants me to start off with Vladimir at Gerard Butler’s office retelling the story.
[5:33:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE THE START
[5:33:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEN I GUESS IT’D GO INTO WHAT HAPPENED
[5:34:39 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD PLACE TO START
[5:34:52 PM] Gail Schuler: I can’t make the outline until I meet with Brent and know exactly what happened. Once I know that, I can break down the presentation into parts and the most important parts, the parts that had the most important anecdotes should get the most space.
[5:35:16 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA
[5:35:24 PM] Terrance Jenkins: A REAL GOOD PLAN
[5:36:08 PM] Gail Schuler: I would probably give the most space to the parts that hit Vladimir the hardest emotionally.
[5:36:40 PM] Gail Schuler: But, would remember that this is a short story and try to use concrete detail to elicit the emotions rather than going into a long spiel.
[5:39:41 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, what I need is more information about what really happened at this event. I know that I got a call from a “Jesuit” who was claiming that she had to endure semen enemas at a Jesuit compound and she was asking for my help. I gave my men this video of her phone call to me, and from there, I heard brain-to-brain that Vladimir went out to the compound with Hugh Jackman, and ran into an all woman Jesuit army. While there, he saw Barack’s decapitated head, with a force field around the head, that could only be deactivated with a nuke. Barack was begging Vladimir to kill him, because he did not like being alive with only a head.
[5:40:08 PM] Gail Schuler: I am not even sure if he was able to rescue this Jesuit. So I need to know that.
[5:41:29 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THIS BE A POWERFUL STORY
[5:41:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Apparently, she was being punished for defecting from the Jesuits. They captured her and she ended up at this Jesuit compound, after Vladimir and Hugh Jackman went to look for her. Hugh used a bunch of robots to try to get into the compound, and it was no use. So, the torture for Vladimir, was not just the head of Barack Obama, but having to take out the all woman army and not being able to rescue the Jesuits taken prisoner?
[5:41:41 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, but is this correct?
[5:42:04 PM] Brent Spiner: That is correct. I remember this.
[5:42:26 PM] Gail Schuler: How did Vladimir find the compound?
[5:42:48 PM] Brent Spiner: I think part of Vladimir’s trauma was not even knowing what happened to that defecting Jesuit. She was likely killed in the blast, if she was still alive by the time he came.
[5:43:19 PM] Gail Schuler: Were you with him, Brent? Or was it just Vladimir and Hugh Jackman and his robot army?
[5:43:26 PM] Brent Spiner: I wasn’t there.
[5:43:37 PM] Brent Spiner: He did tell me about what happened though.
[5:43:59 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, so Vladimir and Hugh went out to look for the defecting Jesuits, who were being tortured. And they went through jungles? Where?
[5:44:40 PM] Brent Spiner: He said they found the signal coming from deep within the African Congo.
[5:45:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Wow, I didn’t ever know it was Africa. This is very helpful to know. So how long did it take Vladimir and Hugh to find the location? Do you have the name of the African country where this compound was?
[5:46:20 PM] Brent Spiner: It took them about a day. He says that the signal, which he thought was being sent from the defecting Jesuit, stopped when they reached the compound. That was when the women army appeared. The Jesuits may have known he was coming and were perhaps using the signal as a lure.
[5:47:12 PM] Gail Schuler: Was Hugh’s all robot army with Vladimir the whole time they were searching? Do you happen to know which African country the compound was in?
[5:47:16 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[5:49:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Did Vladimir encounter any resistance in his search, before he reached the compound?
[5:49:49 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh no, my mother is here!
[5:49:53 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh no.


[3/30/2014 9:07:42 PM] Brent Spiner: Hello darling
[3/30/2014 9:07:48 PM] Brent Spiner: Your short story (Deep in the African Congo) came out so beautifully.
[3/30/2014 9:08:23 PM] Gail Schuler: Is it okay to post it now? Terrance told me to wait because he wanted to add music, but that was several days ago, and I told him Jesus doesn’t want me to post music at YouTube.
[3/30/2014 9:08:40 PM] Brent Spiner: I think it’s fine.
[3/30/2014 9:09:03 PM] Gail Schuler: I figure if he was able to come up with an acceptable music version, I could always post another version or take this one down.
[3/30/2014 9:09:27 PM] Gail Schuler: What do you think of my idea to write a short story about Matthew and Camila at the Oscars?
[3/30/2014 9:09:40 PM] Brent Spiner: I think it’s excellent!

Brent Spiner: I saw Jesus today at lunch.
Brent Spiner: He was walking through the corridors eating a bag of barbeque potato chips, and he was crying. I went up to him quickly and said, “Jesus, are you all right? Has something got you upset again?”
Brent Spiner: He said, “no Brent, these are tears of happiness!
Brent Spiner: He’s so proud of you for your work on your story. He says you are blossoming.

[3/30/2014 9:11:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Check out the background music I plan to have for my next story. Of course, I will post the music background version at my website. I am so glad I made Jesus happy.
[Gail made a video montage showing the book cover from Bomb Threat at the Oscars. It had these songs playing in the background: “You’re so Vain”; “These Boots are made for Walkin’ ”; “Bridge Over Troubled Water”, “Que Sera Sera.”]
[3/30/2014 9:11:06 PM] Gail Schuler: http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=12c84c0dab2989ae5126551&skin_id=701&utm_source=otm&utm_medium=text_url
[OneTrueMedia closed around May 2014. So this link no longer works.]
[3/30/2014 9:11:28 PM] Gail Schuler: I think this next story will be as good as the one I wrote about Vladimir.

Brent Spiner: I think so too. Jesus said he was on his way to talk to Matthew about this, because he knows it will be very hard for him to talk about what happened at the Oscars.

[3/30/2014 9:12:04 PM] Brent Spiner: As far as I know, Matthew went to see Gerard this evening.
[3/30/2014 9:12:23 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, have you had a chance to read my questions at Gmail? I wanted a little more information to write an accurate story.
[3/30/2014 9:12:38 PM] Gail Schuler: I think Matthew has been talking to me brain-to-brain, but I can never be sure.
[3/30/2014 9:13:07 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, I read them.
[3/30/2014 9:13:47 PM] Gail Schuler: That background music will be very light and won’t overpower the reading. But I felt the music I chose will work beautifully for the next story. Matthew likes rock music, so I felt any story that was about him should have some rock in the background.
[3/30/2014 9:14:20 PM] Gail Schuler: The rock I chose is very good for this story.
[3/30/2014 9:14:43 PM] Brent Spiner: He did get a chance to talk with me about some of the things that happened with Camila, before and during the Oscars.
[3/30/2014 9:14:55 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, tell me anything I need to know for this story.
[3/30/2014 9:15:59 PM] Brent Spiner: To answer your questions regarding his children — he says that Camila has been raising them. It breaks his heart because he’s a very soft person and adores children, and he knows that the children are being raised as Jesuits, but there’s nothing he can do about it. They were brainwashed at an early age and any attempts he makes to show them the truth would put both his and their lives at risk.
[3/30/2014 9:16:37 PM] Gail Schuler: What does his residence look like at Church of Gail?
[3/30/2014 9:17:24 PM] Gail Schuler: Matthew seemed to tell me brain-to-brain that it looks somewhat like his house at Malibu. I think I have a description of that house from a People magazine article I have on him from a 2005 People magazine issue, when he was voted sexiest man alive.
[3/30/2014 9:19:23 PM] Brent Spiner: It does look a bit like his Malibu house. Matthew is quite the decorator, and interior design appears to be his “guilty pleasure”. The walls are painted in soft pastels with beautiful floral designs. There are flowers, scented candles, many works of art.
[3/30/2014 9:19:51 PM] Gail Schuler: Use all your senses to describe his house. You are such a good writer.
[3/30/2014 9:19:53 PM] Brent Spiner: He enjoys making his home beautiful and seems to take pleasure in redecorating every once in awhile. He even gives other men and those on the church tips.
[3/30/2014 9:21:09 PM] Brent Spiner: Matthew’s quarters smell like a wild garden. He usually has several candles lit, their warm creamy aromas breaking way only for the zesty dinner he’s cooked or the delicately sweet dessert he’s spent all afternoon baking.
[3/30/2014 9:21:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Does he like to barbecue?
[3/30/2014 9:22:11 PM] Brent Spiner: He does, but he says he gets a bit clumsy with the grill and usually prefers the oven.
[3/30/2014 9:22:24 PM] Brent Spiner: When we have cookouts, it’s either Vladimir or Hugh taking over the grill.
[3/30/2014 9:23:27 PM] Gail Schuler: Tell me if there are any inaccuracies in this outline:
[3/30/2014 9:23:29 PM] Gail Schuler: 1) Matthew has a breakdown in his Church of Gail residence. He’s throwing tabloids, newspapers, and magazines all over the place and burning them with a lighter. Brent Spiner happens to knock on Matthew’s door and puts his arm around Matthew to escort him to Gerard Butler. Matthew says he feels overwhelmed because he knows he will win the Oscar for Dallas Buyers Club and just can’t handle the charade he will have to play as the husband of Camila. He tells Gerard that he had to appear with Camila at Critics Choice, SAG awards, Golden Globes for Dallas Buyers Club. Says he almost wants to faint at the thought of appearing with her at the Oscars.

Gerard offers Matthew some wine to calm him down. Matthew grabs it shaking. “Camila threatened to blow up Gail’s car, if I didn’t appear at all these events with her..” Gerard invites Brent to remain. Brent tells Matthew how he had handled with Loree McBride. Matthew tells Brent that Brent has never won an Oscar, and the resultant publicity that goes with it.

Church of Gail had armed Matthew with a stun gun to knock out Camila if she tried to attack Matthew. Matthew says that after his rounds with all these awards, he was so exhausted emotionally from all the charade of appearing in public with a woman he hates. He is not sure he will be able to function. He admits the stun gun malfunctioned and Camila was able to overcome him on several occasions.

Gerard suggests a surprise. If you appear with Camila at all the award ceremonies, she will naturally expect that she will be there with you at the Oscars. Ban her from the Oscars. How could I do that, he asks? We will send Church of Gail military to guard your limousine and ban her from it. Matthew’s hopes get up. He thinks, perhaps, he can make a grand slam at the Oscars, by not appearing with Camila. He’s thrilled at the thought.

2) He appears at his limousine with his mother. When he enters the limousine, Camila is inside all decked out in her Oscar evening gown. Jesuit technology apparently teleported her into the inside of his limousine. She threatens to blow up the Oscars and a bunch of animals, if Matthew acts like he can’t stand her at the Oscars. He feels like he’s ready to scream. He recalls his time in heaven with Jesus and this gives him some rare courage. He schemes in his mind how he can win against Camila in the public relations department, even though he is forced to tolerate her company again at the Oscars.

Thinking about Jesus gives him some rare courage. It is announced that he got the Oscar, he prays, and Jesus infuses him with rare courage. He decides to give a speech that indicates that Camila is not that important to him. He doesn’t mention her until the end, though to spare her from bombing people, he says he most needs her respect (hinting that if he doesn’t get it she will blow up everybody).

3) Camila realizes that Matthew’s speech was designed to denigrate her. So she unzips his pants, right in the middle of the Oscars, puts her mouth on his penis and bites it. Matthew shoves her off, almost screaming at the pain. Despite the pain, he holds on to his performance with her to have his Oscar statue engraved. Then takes off and runs away from her. She follows him, racing. He looks behind and she has given up the chase, and recognizes his clone has already replaced him. But he doesn’t care, he just wants to get away from Camila. The Oscars are over and at least he prevented the clone from making appearances with Camila at all these award events. But Church of Gail teleports him away from her. He hopes his clone can’t undo the damage he hoped he did to Camila by his Oscar acceptance speech.

4) He goes to Gerard Butler and tells him he hopes he never wins another Oscar again. Gerard tells him that Jesus will make it right somehow, and will honor Matthew for his faithfulness to Gail in his heart.

5) Matthew learns that Gail is writing this short story and feels a new freedom, a freedom to be authentic. With his Oscar speech being the climax of her short story about his Oscar experience, highlighting his courage in giving such an speech that was his attempt to reach out to those who could hear his true heart in the speech. He feels that perhaps, he did have a victory with Camila at the Oscars after all.

[3/30/2014 9:25:42 PM] Brent Spiner: That is a fairly accurate re-telling.
[3/30/2014 9:25:54 PM] Brent Spiner: Matthew also revealed to us some other traumatic, and embarrassing abuses he’s suffered at the hands of Camila over the years.
[3/30/2014 9:26:04 PM] Gail Schuler: I love constructive criticism. So make me brilliant and accurate.
[3/30/2014 9:27:08 PM] Brent Spiner: Matthew was very shamed to talk about this, but he says that Camila’s favorite tactic has been to strap a bomb to his chest and threaten to blow him up if he doesn’t comply with her demands — including making love to her. That was how she was able to steal his semen.
[3/30/2014 9:27:22 PM] Brent Spiner: She told him that if he refused to ejaculate for her, she would press the button, and she would blow him up.
[3/30/2014 9:27:34 PM] Brent Spiner: His eyes water when he talks about this.
[3/30/2014 9:27:35 PM] Gail Schuler: She sounds worse than Loree.
[3/30/2014 9:28:20 PM] Brent Spiner: He said he recalls a time when Camila dressed up in a cow suit, complete with a cowbell on her neck, and commanded him to do her “doggy style” with the bomb strapped around his chest.
[3/30/2014 9:28:20 PM] Gail Schuler: Do you think Camila would really carry out this threat?
[3/30/2014 9:29:11 PM] Brent Spiner: He described how she cackled and told him that if he refused to ejaculate, she would press the button, and it would all be over. “Come Matthew! Make more babies for me to torment Gail! Hahahaha!”
[3/30/2014 9:29:31 PM] Brent Spiner: He was terrified and said she was scaring him too much, he might not be able to ejaculate anyway, but she said she didn’t care, and continued to degrade him.
[3/30/2014 9:29:38 PM] Gail Schuler: You all have brain reading and emotion reading technology. What are you getting on her when you do this? If you could sum up her heart, what would you say?
[3/30/2014 9:29:49 PM] Brent Spiner: He broke down in tears and wound up ejaculating.
[3/30/2014 9:30:00 PM] Brent Spiner: I’d say Camila is as evil as Loree McBride.
[3/30/2014 9:30:13 PM] Gail Schuler: I agree.
[3/30/2014 9:30:29 PM] Brent Spiner: Eventually, he says that Camila was able to use conditioning methods to make him ejaculate on command for her, by terrorizing him with the bomb and abusing him psychologically.
[3/30/2014 9:30:48 PM] Gail Schuler: Well, if the Jesuits killed the real Matthew, they have his clone and probably would love to get rid of the real Matthew for this reason.
[3/30/2014 9:31:17 PM] Brent Spiner: It got to a point where all she had to do was ring a cowbell, and his subconscious would cause him to ejaculate wherever he was. He said he cried every time. Camila would do this to humiliate him, or to “milk” more semen to make babies with.
[3/30/2014 9:33:23 PM] Brent Spiner: He was about to kick her out when she realized she had followed him to the Oscars, but all she did was sink her nails into his arm and hiss that if he did, she would ring the bell, and he would ejaculate on himself on stage. She knows the humiliation and terror would bring him to his knees in tears. It’s like being raped every time.
[3/30/2014 9:33:52 PM] Gail Schuler: Did she do this to him while he was doing his rounds for Dallas Buyers Club? You know, the Golden Globes, etc.?
[3/30/2014 9:34:02 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes. It was horrible.
[3/30/2014 9:34:10 PM] Brent Spiner: I can empathize with the guilt he feels over this happening to him.
[3/30/2014 9:34:11 PM] Gail Schuler: When he realized she had followed him to the Oscars?
[3/30/2014 9:34:32 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, she did the exact same thing.
[3/30/2014 9:34:49 PM] Gail Schuler: So she didn’t teleport into his limousine?
[3/30/2014 9:35:05 PM] Brent Spiner: She did, and it startled him, and he was going to call security and kick her out.
[3/30/2014 9:35:32 PM] Gail Schuler: So he did have security from Church of Gail, but she outsmarted it using teleportation technology?
[3/30/2014 9:36:03 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes. He doesn’t know how it happened. He says, for once, he had felt so safe, but she violated him again.
[3/30/2014 9:36:37 PM] Brent Spiner: She clawed her hand around his testicles before they got on stage and told him, “Now behave, my little cow, or I’ll steal more of your milk.”
[3/30/2014 9:36:43 PM] Gail Schuler: You think Zack may have learned some tricks from the GA1L Android?
[3/30/2014 9:37:02 PM] Brent Spiner: I think he did. They are probably sitting on a lot of technological advances we’ve yet to even see with them.
[3/30/2014 9:37:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Before he got on stage? Which stage?
[3/30/2014 9:37:41 PM] Brent Spiner: This was at the Oscars.
[3/30/2014 9:37:47 PM] Gail Schuler: You mean his acceptance speech?
[3/30/2014 9:37:50 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes.
[3/30/2014 9:38:16 PM] Gail Schuler: He seemed kind of courageous in that acceptance speech. It was a little strange, like he wanted to hint that all was not as it appeared.
[3/30/2014 9:38:31 PM] Gail Schuler: I watched the Oscars
[3/30/2014 9:38:32 PM] Brent Spiner: He’s a very brave man.
[3/30/2014 9:38:48 PM] Gail Schuler: I recorded his acceptance speech.
[3/30/2014 9:39:09 PM] Brent Spiner: That speech was his way of standing up to her, and she did not like it, which is why they spread the rumor that he wanted to make another baby with her. That was her way of hinting to him what she might do if he doesn’t watch it.
[3/30/2014 9:39:29 PM] Gail Schuler: When did she bite his penis? Before or after the acceptance speech?
[3/30/2014 9:39:44 PM] Brent Spiner: It was after he was finished.
[3/30/2014 9:39:53 PM] Gail Schuler: I think she did that to punish him for his bravery.
[3/30/2014 9:40:02 PM] Brent Spiner: I’m sure she did.
[3/30/2014 9:40:15 PM] Gail Schuler: She didn’t like his acceptance speech.
[3/30/2014 9:41:11 PM] Gail Schuler: I was just guessing about Matthew throwing around tabloids and stuff, right before the Oscars. Was this accurate?
[3/30/2014 9:41:26 PM] Gail Schuler: I tried to get into his skin.
[3/30/2014 9:41:59 PM] Brent Spiner: He broke down and did a lot of that. He was very frustrated.
[3/30/2014 9:42:39 PM] Gail Schuler: So she rang the cowbell on him when he went to the Golden Globes, the SAG awards and the other awards before the Oscars?
[3/30/2014 9:45:12 PM] Brent Spiner: She threatened to. She’s done it before, but not publicly yet. She’s holding it over his head that if he gets too far out of line, she’ll ring that bell, and make him ejaculate. She knows that when she does, he’ll break down. It’s liked being publicly raped, and it reminds him of when she had sexually tortured him while wearing the cow suit.
[3/30/2014 9:45:33 PM] Brent Spiner: She’s counting on his “shell shock”.
[3/30/2014 9:46:17 PM] Gail Schuler: What is “doing her doggy style”? Is it her on all fours and he gets on her from behind?
[3/30/2014 9:46:28 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, so like a pair of dogs.
[3/30/2014 9:46:46 PM] Gail Schuler: How did she manage to meet Matthew in the first place?
[3/30/2014 9:47:07 PM] Brent Spiner: You know, I’ve never asked him about that.
[3/30/2014 9:47:22 PM] Gail Schuler: Like, I know with you, Loree drug raped you at Paramount.
[3/30/2014 9:47:38 PM] Gail Schuler: September 1992.
[3/30/2014 9:47:52 PM] Brent Spiner: I know there are probably more details he hasn’t shared with us about this so far. That’s why Jesus suggested he go to Gerard, so he could talk about it in a safe place, because he knows how painful all of this is for him to think or talk about.
[3/30/2014 9:48:52 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, it sounds pretty devastating, especially to a guy like Matthew, who has such a tender heart.
[3/30/2014 9:49:40 PM] Gail Schuler: He comes across quite manly in public, though. I would never portray him as a wimp. But he has a deep side that the world is not familiar with.
[3/30/2014 9:50:02 PM] Brent Spiner: He does a good job of keeping it inside.
[3/30/2014 9:50:03 PM] Gail Schuler: He’s very loyal to his lovers.
[3/30/2014 9:50:13 PM] Gail Schuler: His real lovers.
[3/30/2014 9:51:21 PM] Gail Schuler: So, it sounds like Camila just got his semen by “milking” him and then they created the babies in the lab, or did he impregnate her the regular way?
[3/30/2014 9:51:36 PM] Gail Schuler: The regular way would be far more devastating to him.
[3/30/2014 9:51:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Cuz he has never wanted her from day one.
[3/30/2014 9:53:10 PM] Gail Schuler: I don’t necessarily have to know how she obtained an entrance. Though it might help me with characterization, especially about Camila.
[3/30/2014 9:54:05 PM] Brent Spiner: She was able to make the babies the regular way, by raping him using the bomb.
[3/30/2014 9:54:32 PM] Gail Schuler: Poor guy. I don’t believe Loree got that far with you, though it was close, right?
[3/30/2014 9:54:40 PM] Brent Spiner: I’m sure it was.
[3/30/2014 9:55:21 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, she drug raped you and got the semen that way, and must have been on some sort of birth control in 1992. What do you think?
[3/30/2014 9:55:45 PM] Brent Spiner: That’s what I think. I think the rape at first was just to torture me and destroy us, they must not have had the idea to impregnate her until later.
[3/30/2014 9:55:47 PM] Gail Schuler: Of course, this clone died, so we don’t know.
[3/30/2014 9:56:48 PM] Gail Schuler: But, she had plenty of opportunity to get pregnant. Perhaps, the Jesuits feared you’d really dump her if she got pregnant and would quit your job as Data and they’d lose control over you.
[3/30/2014 9:57:19 PM] Gail Schuler: How would a pregnancy with Loree affect you back in the 1990s?
[3/30/2014 9:57:29 PM] Brent Spiner: I would have been devastated.
[3/30/2014 9:57:48 PM] Gail Schuler: Would you possibly quit your job so you could get out of the contract?
[3/30/2014 9:58:01 PM] Brent Spiner: That’s very likely.
[3/30/2014 9:58:23 PM] Gail Schuler: That explains everything. The Jesuits with their mind reading knew this. They had a lot to lose, if this happened.
[3/30/2014 9:58:40 PM] Gail Schuler: It would seem very strange for you to quit that job.
[3/30/2014 9:58:53 PM] Gail Schuler: A lot of questions would have been asked.
[3/30/2014 9:59:13 PM] Brent Spiner: They know they would have gone too far too fast.
[3/30/2014 9:59:49 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, back to Matthew. In the back room after the Oscars where they engraved his Oscar. Was that the real Matthew with Camila. If so, he seemed to be really enjoying her company. I suspect it was the clone.
[3/30/2014 10:00:49 PM] Gail Schuler: The Matthew clone is a bit shallow and I’m able to pick up on his spirit when I see him. I think the real Matthew may have been there, and then he took off like a sprinter to get away from Camila. Then the Jesuits redid that scene with Camila and the clone.
[3/30/2014 10:01:11 PM] Brent Spiner: I’ll need to ask him more questions for the details, but it appears that’s what happened.
[3/30/2014 10:01:39 PM] Gail Schuler: Did she ring the cow bell on him at the Oscar ceremony at any time?
[3/30/2014 10:02:00 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, when he started to sprint away from her after she bit his penis.
[3/30/2014 10:02:29 PM] Brent Spiner: He was running away, and she grabbed for the bell and chased after him, and it rang. He collapsed to his knees while he ejaculated, forcing back tears, but scrambled to his feet as fast as he could to keep running.
[3/30/2014 10:02:49 PM] Brent Spiner: Apparently, Camila continued to chase him, ringing the bell.
[3/30/2014 10:03:46 PM] Gail Schuler: You know, there’s something I don’t understand about these Jesuits. Why don’t they just marry the Jesuit clone version of the person they claim they are married to, and just admit that that is who they really prefer?
[3/30/2014 10:04:19 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s like they can’t be happy unless they live a deceptive life, full of lies.
[3/30/2014 10:04:32 PM] Gail Schuler: Have you asked Jesus if all the Jesuits are demon possessed?
[3/30/2014 10:04:58 PM] Brent Spiner: Their other motive is that they want to take the men away from you, and devastate our relationships with you.
[3/30/2014 10:05:08 PM] Brent Spiner: I haven’t asked him that before.
[3/30/2014 10:05:16 PM] Gail Schuler: I think they may be.
[3/30/2014 10:05:39 PM] Gail Schuler: Because I am Jesus’ favorite, it makes sense that Satan and his demons would have a 24/7 obsession with me.
[3/30/2014 10:06:20 PM] Gail Schuler: Remember when Loree clone #4 died at the Quebec trial? I could have sworn her body was releasing several demons at death.
[3/30/2014 10:06:40 PM] Gail Schuler: We couldn’t bring her down. Demons give the bodies they inhabit supernatural strength.
[3/30/2014 10:07:00 PM] Gail Schuler: I think I shall portray Camila as demon possessed.
[3/30/2014 10:07:22 PM] Gail Schuler: Like how is she able to strap a bomb on Matthew? She’s a woman!
[3/30/2014 10:07:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Does she have a man’s muscles?
[3/30/2014 10:08:44 PM] Brent Spiner: The Jesuit women are very strong, stronger than they look. It could be part of their genetic engineering also.
[3/30/2014 10:08:55 PM] Gail Schuler: Or does she use brain control?
[3/30/2014 10:09:21 PM] Brent Spiner: Well, I know with Loree, she also had the advantage of drugging me. I wonder if Camila snuck the bomb on Matthew while he was sleeping, or used drugs and he wasn’t aware of it.
[3/30/2014 10:09:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, I think drugs may be involved as well. I have to make this story believable and these are questions that need to be answered for credibility.
[3/30/2014 10:10:41 PM] Gail Schuler: This may partly explain why she didn’t put a bomb on Matthew while he made the rounds before the Oscars. Perhaps, she didn’t have the opportunity.
[3/30/2014 10:11:19 PM] Gail Schuler: He mostly lives at Church of Gail, in order to get away from her. So he must have been petrified when he learned he would probably win an Oscar!
[3/30/2014 10:11:33 PM] Gail Schuler: He knew this would give her an opportunity to get him.
[3/30/2014 10:11:55 PM] Brent Spiner: You’re very perceptive. I remember how upset he was to win that Oscar.
[3/30/2014 10:12:12 PM] Brent Spiner: It’s something a person should normally be happy about, but he was terrified, because it meant he would have to deal with Camila.
[3/30/2014 10:12:19 PM] Gail Schuler: Exactly. It would be sort of like how I would feel, if I was forced to live with my sister!
[3/30/2014 10:12:36 PM] Brent Spiner: It would be like you having to make an acceptance speech for your writing at your sister’s house.
[3/30/2014 10:12:49 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, something like that.
[3/30/2014 10:13:03 PM] Gail Schuler: I often think like this to “get in character”.
[3/30/2014 10:13:25 PM] Brent Spiner: It’s a good strategy.
[3/30/2014 10:13:42 PM] Gail Schuler: So, how often during the year does he meet up with Camila?
[3/30/2014 10:14:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Because he has to work as an actor, he has to go to earth sometimes.
[3/30/2014 10:14:54 PM] Gail Schuler: If he’s pretty good at avoiding her, then that would have made the Oscar charade especially tormenting to him.
[3/30/2014 10:16:47 PM] Brent Spiner: It depends on what he’s working on at the time. When he does go to earth, he works a lot to try and get everything he has to do down there out of the way, so he doesn’t have to keep making as many trips.
[3/30/2014 10:17:08 PM] Brent Spiner: It’s basically a race for him to get all of his work done before Camila finds him and shows up.
[3/30/2014 10:17:27 PM] Gail Schuler: I think I really have a “handle” on his character now. You’ve been very helpful.
[3/30/2014 10:17:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Camila managed to be with him at ALL the award ceremonies. How did she manage this?
[3/30/2014 10:18:16 PM] Gail Schuler: I mean all the award ceremonies for his Dallas Buyer’s Club performance.
[3/30/2014 10:19:20 PM] Brent Spiner: Well, he had no choice but to make his appearances there, Camila knew exactly how to find him and the Jesuits had planned long in advance how to get them together in spite of our technology.
[3/30/2014 10:19:43 PM] Gail Schuler: Did they mostly use teleportation technology to get her where they needed her to be?
[3/30/2014 10:20:16 PM] Gail Schuler: That would probably be the most efficient way to move her around away from our radar.
[3/30/2014 10:20:28 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, that seems to be what they did.
[3/30/2014 10:20:53 PM] Gail Schuler: It appears they have some secret technology in this area, that they are using, that they know we can’t handle.
[3/30/2014 10:21:05 PM] Gail Schuler: Because we are ignorant of it.
[3/30/2014 10:22:05 PM] Gail Schuler: Matthew acted pretty happy with her in all his appearances. Was this because she threatened him with the cow bell?
[3/30/2014 10:22:18 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes. He had to use his acting skills to please her and the Jesuits watching.
[3/30/2014 10:22:26 PM] Gail Schuler: He is a very good actor.
[3/30/2014 10:22:29 PM] Brent Spiner: He said he was method acting, when he told me about this.
[3/30/2014 10:22:32 PM] Brent Spiner: He pretended he was there with you instead.
[3/30/2014 10:22:39 PM] Brent Spiner: That made the job easy, he said.


[3/10/2013 7:56:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT REMINDS ME
[3/10/2013 7:56:28 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I WAS CHATTING WITH JESUS
[3/10/2013 7:56:47 PM] Gail Schuler: Is He with you now?
[3/10/2013 7:56:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: NOT RIGHT NOW
[3/10/2013 7:56:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT EARLIER

[3/10/2013 7:57:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEN GO BACK TO POLISH IT UP

[3/10/2013 7:58:02 PM] Gail Schuler: Is He talking about Silver Skies or my new book?
[3/10/2013 7:58:08 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE NEW BOOK
[3/10/2013 7:58:29 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE SAYS THAT HE LOVES THE NEW BOOK IDEA
[3/10/2013 7:58:52 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, that makes me so happy, because HE’S THE MAIN CHARACTER.
[3/10/2013 7:58:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE SAYS IT BE HIS FAVORITE BOOK YOU WROTE
[3/10/2013 7:59:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I WAS LIKE… “JESUS, SHE BE STILL WRITING IT”
[3/10/2013 7:59:28 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND HE BE LIKE…
[3/10/2013 7:59:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, I think this book will be GREAT.
[3/10/2013 8:00:00 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LOL
[3/10/2013 8:00:03 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I LOVE THAT JESUS
[3/10/2013 8:01:05 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m excited. I feel this one will be better than Silver Skies. After all, I’ve had more practice and some very interesting experiences to relate. I just felt like I wanted people to get to know my Jesus and if I wrote about Him like He’s a novel character, I can help people really get to know His Spirit. He is really cool.
[3/10/2013 8:01:43 PM] Gail Schuler: I want the novel quality to be like The Thornbirds, but with Jesus, Brent and you men and myself as the characters. It will be a nonfiction novel.
[3/10/2013 8:02:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH
[3/10/2013 8:02:48 PM] Gail Schuler: When I wrote Silver Skies, I did an outline first. I remember what I did, I may just do that again for this book. I thought I should start off with writing, but Jesus knows me best. So, I may just go for the outline first.

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