List of Short Stories (Gail: The Complete Series)
In obedience to Buddha, I have compiled the list of short stories I plan to complete within four years. I will give myself two weeks for each story MAX, and will do each one sooner, if I can. I will check off when I’m done with each one. Titles may change, but I have given each story a temporary title for now. When I’m done with each one, I will change “DEADLINE” to “FINISHED” and note the date when it’s finished. I find it rather interesting that the number of stories, thus far, is an exact ONE HUNDRED. AND that my deadline for finishing them is September 15, 2030.
Short Stories in Gail: The Complete Series
(To Be Completed by 9-15-30 unless I add more stories, which I may, cuz all sorts of things can happen between now and then)
1) Pen Pals (Start of Brent and Gail’s pen correspondence 1989 – 1990) 11,128 words FINISHED (7-9-23)
2) No One Is Alone (Long Distance Pen Lovers 1990-1991) 18,164 words FINISHED (7-9-23)
3) Oasis of Dreams (Gail & Brent long distance up to beginning of Loree McBride/Brent Spiner rape 1991 – 1992) 17,816 words FINISHED (7-9-23)
4) Jesuit Empire Strikes True Love (Last half of 1992 Loree McBride rape to funeral of little girl, where Jesus speaks to Gail using “Somewhere” song in Nov. 1992) 20,056 words FINISHED (7-18-23), DEADLINE 7-22-23
5) Basement Concentration Camp (Loree stalks Brent to the time when she locks Brent in the basement and Gail’s son goes to hospital 1992 to July 1993) 17,585 words FINISHED on deadline date of 8-5-23
6) Northridge Earthquake (Will start when David Schuler learns of Brent and Paramount in Nov. 1993, which causes Paramount to put a restraining order on Gail, Brent visits Gail in Seattle and then gets a wiretap on Gail’s phone and why the Northridge Earthquake happened in Jan. 1994) 30,020 words FINISHED (9-26-23), DEADLINE 8-26-23
7) Gail in Brent’s Hometown (Gail moves to Houston, Texas in 1994 where she sees Brent in her apartment parking lot as she works on Silver Skies. Will end when Gail learns about Loree McBride in June 1996.) 26,868 words FINISHED (9-27-23). DEADLINE 10-21-23
8) Franco Nero (Loree latches onto Franco in 1996, tries to rape him. Gail shuts Brent out of her dreams. Moves to Charleston, South Carolina in 1997, suffers fires and attacks on her mobile home in 1998 in the summer and on Christmas Day 1998, threatens to divorce David over handling of Erich). 5, 502 words IN PROGRESS. DEADLINE 11-18-23
9) Back in Seattle (INTENSE YEAR IN 1999. Jesuits intensify their attacks on Gail in Seattle, Erich is harassed by Jesuit kids at school, doctors and supplements poison and harm Gail, culminating in Dec. 1999, when they try to get Gail into general anesthesia, where Gail figures out Loree is a Vatican agent in Dec. 1999. Gail now offers to marry Brent, seeing him as a superhero for enduring Loree.) DEADLINE 12-16-23
10) Gail Divorces Jesuit Agent (Starts off with the crash of Alaska Airlines jet in Jan. 2000. The nasty divorce and what Gail had to go through and how she lost custody and ended up living with her mother afterwards, because Brent didn’t show up to marry her. Dec. 1999 to May 2001) DEADLINE 1-13-24
11) Sept. 11, 2001 (Gail endures living with her mother, and is infuriated by Sept. 11, 2001, knowing Jesuits did it to stop Brent from marrying her. Notices Vladimir Putin, says she’ll marry him. Real mom goes to India, and clone of Gail’s mother moves Gail to Tallahassee to appease George W. Bush. Gets a job at Burdines, but needs food stamps. Figures out about Jesuit mind reading and that Gail’s from King David. Ends up moving back to live with mother t2001 to Dec. 2002) DEADLINE 2-10-24
12) Vladimir Putin (Gail tries to marry Vladimir Putin, while living with her mother. Impossible. Vladimir introduces Gail to brain to brain loving in spring 2003. Gail works as Christian school teacher and everyone starts dying at the school where she works. She gets laid off for calling out Jesuits on the highway. A fellow teacher (Eugenia Segreda), who claims her husband was murdered in Costa Rica, is a Jesuit and stalks Gail, posing as a bosom friend. Moves back to live with mom in Oct. 2003) DEADLINE 3-9-24
13) Walmart (Gail’s mom orders her to look for work and she eventually gets a job at Walmart and moves out. Her car gets towed in retaliation, Vladimir not able to make the car payments for her. But her mom pays off the tow people. In Nov. 2005 Vlad has a heart attack and asks Matthew McConaughey to fill in. Gail has a month brain to brain with Matthew. Reinstates Vlad at the end. Because Vlad never even talked to Gail on the phone, Gail reinstates Brent in Feb. 2006. DEADLINE 4-6-24
14) Number One Man Brent (All 2006. Gail has a brain to brain honeymoon with Brent. At the same time that Gail reinstates Brent, Brent loses his job at Threshold. Because Gail didn’t have the Internet, she didn’t know about Loree as Brent’s official wife, thought Loree died in 2001. In 2006 Camila Alves starts stalking Matthew McConaughey (may need info from Matthew about how this all started). DEADLINE 5-4-24
15) Gail Gets the Internet (in 2010, Gail needs the Internet to do her taxes, starts a website, and in 2011 buys a webcam. Brent contacts Gail through her YouTube channel. Brent and Vladimir start online communications with Gail and then Jesuits hype up their activities. This will end with the time when Gail decides to nuke the underground city filled with Jesuit babies in Aug. 2011) DEADLINE 6-1-24
16) Quebec Trial 2011 (This will be the Quebec Trial and all the crazy things that happened there) DEADLINE 6-29-24
17) UFO Abduction 2011 (fron the end of the Quebec trial to when Brent is abducted by a UFO and Gail leads him to Jesus) DEADLINE 7-27-24
18) Brent vs. Brent Spiner Clone 2011 (Hugh Jackman rescues Brent from his clone in Sept. 2011. Brent also loses his YouTube channel for Gail) DEADLINE 8-24-24
19) Gargantuan Sara Avery Rapes Terrance (Oct. 2011 Terrance Jenkins is raped by Sara Avery. May need more details from Terrance.) DEADLINE 9-21-24
20) Nuking the Vatican 2011 (what led up to nuking the Vatican in 2011, death of Pope Benedict and Brianna Jenkins Schuler comes into world) DEADLINE 10-19-24
21) Hugh Jackman Rescues Gail’s Mom (This happened in Dec. 2011.) DEADLINE 11-16-24
22) Rape at San Francisco Gay Compound (Dec. 2011) DEADLINE 12-14-24
23) Nukkake Hits Canada (The first Jesuit nukkake hits Canada in Dec. 2011) DEADLINE 1-11-25
24) Zack Knight Dies (Zack harasses Gail at Walmart on the phone and Jesus kills him and he goes to hell, Dec. 2011) DEADLINE 2-8-25
25) Shootout at FOX News (Jan. 31, 2012 Brent gets shot at at Fox News and is miraculously saved) DEADLINE 3-8-25
26) Satan Shows Up for Valentine’s Day (Feb. 14, 2012 First half of Valentine’s service, includes Sam Barbary search, Zack is resurrected) DEADLINE 4-5-25
27) Jesus Shows Up ( Feb. 2012 Jesus rescues Gail’s men, but Satan wastes no time to impersonate him to Gail as a lover) DEADLINE 5-3-25
28) Antichrist Impregnates Gail (Feb. 2012 Zack tricks Gail and Jesus has to abort the babies) DEADLINE 5-31-25
29) Jesuits Murder Gail’s Beautician (April 2012) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLjG6Ku23eY DEADLINE 6-28-25
30) Barack Obama’s Head in a Jar DEADLINE 7-26-25
31) Gail Visits Her Relatives May 2012 (Gail goes to her son’s graduation and Jesuits cause problems. Loree then befriends Sandra) DEADLINE 8-23-25
32) Space Battle May 2012 (We lose Jim Carrey in this momentous space battle where we also lose Church of Gail #1) DEADLINE 9-20-25
33) Walmart Jesuit Clone CEO June 2012 (Jesuits cause Gail to lose her job at Walmart and she has to readjust) DEADLINE 10-18-25
34) Sandra Commits Gail to Mental Ward July 2012 (how Sandra betrayed Gail and had her committed to a psych ward. At the same time, Loree torments Brent with the cats) DEADLINE 11-15-25
35) Breakfast with Jesus (Jane Agni) (Brent has Breakfast with Jesus, as portrayed by Jane Agni. Brent becomes pastor at Church of Gail) DEADLINE 12-13-25
36) Keanu’s Sex Dummy Lost (beginnings of GA1L Android) DEADLINE 1-10-26
37) GA1L Android 2012 (All our dealings with the GA1L Android) DEADLINE 2-7-26
38) Jesus Christ Delivers Gail’s Christmas Present (Parallel Bible delivery in 2012) DEADLINE 3-7-26
39) Jesuits Almost Annihilate Gail’s Men (Feb. 23, 2013 Because Gail violated her word, Jesus had to intervene to stop Zack from annihilating Gail’s men in Feb. 2013) DEADLINE 4-4-26
40) Rule 13 Almost Dies (Terrance Jenkins saves Rule 13’s life as she almost dies of despair in spring 2013) DEADLINE 5-2-26
41) Boston Marathon Terrorists (The obese women wreck havoc at the Boston Marathon in spring 2013. Will also talk about obese women’s farts causing retardation.) DEADLINE 5-30-26
42) Conspiracy Law Reinstated Oct. 2013 (Can also bring up how Zack and the Jesuits killed 50,000 at YouTube leading up to this. So we get the cure to a lot of Jesuit diseases) DEADLINE 6-27-26
43) Gail’s Dentist Murdered Nov. 2013 (Jesus stops Gail from going to the dentist to get a Jesuit implant. Jesuits murder dentist and replace him with clone). DEADLINE 7-25-26
44) Lizzo Murders Gail’s Step-dad 2013-2014 (how Lizzo murdered Gail’s step-dad and Gail’s men build him a home in heaven) DEADLINE 8-22-26
45) Godzilla Jesuit May 2014 DEADLINE 9-19-26
46) Bomb Threat at the Oscars (covers how Camila got Matthew to go to the Oscars with her in 2014) DEADLINE 10-17-26
47) Empress Gail spring 2014 (Gail becomes U.S. Empress and many states rebel and we have to bomb them, Rick Scott goes crazy with Publix lies and brain control.) DEADLINE 11-14-26
48) Sandra Takes Over White House (Sandra and Jesuits take over Church of Gail in summer 2014) DEADLINE 12-12-26
49) Robin Williams Murder Aug. 2014 DEADLINE 1-9-27
50) Sentient Tacos and Burritos Jan. 2015 DEADLINE 2-6-27
51) Jesuit Dog Bites Gail Jan. 2015 DEADLINE 3-6-27
52) Black Hole Sara Avery July 2015 DEADLINE 4-3-27
53) Sara Avery On the Loose Oct. 2015 (Bubba loses his ginger boyfriend, too) DEADLINE 5-1-27
54) Muslim Terrorist Heroes in Paris Nov. 17, 2015 DEADLINE 5-29-27
55) Gail’s Hood Mentality Dec. 21, 2015 (Jesus instructs Gail about her Hood Mentality. Gail starts learning how to cut her own hair.) DEADLINE 6-26-27
56) Gail Commandments 2016 (What led up to Jesus giving Gail the Gail Commandments and how she thought she had all sorts of allergies, etc.) DEADLINE 7-24-27
57) Gail Shield Becomes Powerful 2016 (How Jesuits start dying off and go off into deep space) DEADLINE 8-21-27
58) Antichrist Angelina Ballerina (beginnings of Angelina as new Antichrist and Zack now on our side) DEADLINE 9-18-27
59) Zack Knight Comes to Jesus 2016 (how we saved Zack from his semen bubble) DEADLINE 10-16-27
60) Chimpout at Popeyes’s (Angelina gets Gail’s men) DEADLINE 11-13-27
61) Donald Trump rally (Angelina and Hillary Clinton at the Trump rally in Nov. 2016. Gail actually wins the election for Trump) DEADLINE 12-11-27
62) Angelina Defeated (The events leading up to Angelina’s defeat, destruction of Church of Gail #2, including how Jesus delivered Gail’s microwave from her men) DEADLINE 1-8-28
63) Loree McBride’s Police Arrest Zack Knight (Aug. 2017 the new Antichrist Loree has Zack arrested. He barely escapes) DEADLINE 2-5-28
64) Loree Murders Hugh Hefner (fall 2017) DEADLINE 3-4-28
65) Christmas Letters to Jesus (Dec. 2017) Jesus reads Christmas letters to him from a cat, and Erich and other people. DEADLINE 4-1-28
66) Loree’s Murderous Tweeter Bird (July 15, 2018 Loree has a murdering tweeter bird that murders thousands of Gail’s Twitter followers) DEADLINE 4-29-28
67) Gail’s Men Going Their Own Way (Jan. 2019 A revolt at Church of Gail, when Gail says she doesn’t want to have sex with 25,000 men) DEADLINE 5-27-28
68) Brent Spiner Clone Takes Brent’s Twitter (summer 2019 how the clones of Gail’s men totally impersonate the real men and it starts getting really bad at this time) DEADLINE 6-24-28
69) The Texas House for Gail (Fall 2019 How Gail’s men misunderstood Gail and thought she said Jesus wanted them to buy a home in Texas for Gail) DEADLINE 7-22-28
70) Melania Trump and Project Pubegate (Early 2020 Brent saves Gail from Melania Trump) DEADLINE 8-19-28
71) Brent Spiner Clone Finds Jesus (Aug. 20, 2020 Loree rings the bell for a Brent Spiner clone and we almost execute him, but decide to save him instead) DEADLINE 9-16-28
72) Gail and Korambo Solve Racism (Oct. 21, 2020) DEADLINE 10-14-28
73) Bubba Finds His Ginger Boyfriend (Nov. 2020. We rescue Bubba from Sara Avery and he is reunited with his ginger boyfriend) DEADLINE 11-11-28
74) Urethra “FoShizzle” McPizzle (Nov. 27, 2020 this black woman attacks just to get baby money) DEADLINE 12-9-28
75) Satan at the Supreme Court (Dec. 2020) DEADLINE 1-6-29
76) Emoongency, Millions Dead in Space (Jan. 2021). Church of Gail destroyed. DEADLINE 2-3-29
77) Tulsi Gabbard Usurps Pres. Gail (Feb. 2021, how Brent had to save Gail and the country from Tulsi Gabbard and we get Church of Gail #3) DEADLINE 3-3-29
78) Jesus As a Hawk (summer 2021, Jesus starts making bird appearances and the Jesuits kill all the birds) DEADLINE 3-31-29
79) Website Heroes (July 18, 2021, Jesuits murder some who saved Gail’s website. Their story) DEADLINE 4-28-29
80) Brent Spiner’s 7.7 million Dollar Ring (Sept. 2021, how Brent got his engagement ring to Gail, using Jesus to pay for it, so he can do the Gail Commandments) DEADLINE 5-26-29
81) Nuclear Explosion in Japan (Oct. 2021, how we dealt with a major nuclear explosion in Japan) DEADLINE 6-23-29
82) Gail Moves to Alabama (Nov. 2021 why Gail had to move and how it all worked out) DEADLINE 7-21-29
83) Jesus Christ’s Party (Surprise Guest Loree McBride comes over to Jesus in Jan. 2022) DEADLINE 8-18-29
84) Satan Beats Up Jesus (Jesus goes into a deadly coma, the fate of the universe is at stake Mar. 2022) DEADLINE 9-15-29
85) Jesus’s God Friends (We make new god friends and work on saving Jesus Mar. 2022) DEADLINE 10-13-29
86) Battle of the Gods (Jesus saves us all, but now He needs to save himself. Gail and Brent’s reaction to Jesus’s identity crisis is briefly discussed April 2022) DEADLINE 11-10-29
87) Jesuit Bed Bugs (Baphomet puts bed bugs in Gail’s apartment and does all sorts of things 2022) DEADLINE 12-8-29
88) Jesus Ascends to Full Glory (June 2022) DEADLINE 1-5-30
89) Whoops, 72 M Killed (Lizzo manipulates Gail to murder 72M, Gail resigns from Presidency. The 72M are replaced with automatons) DEADLINE 2-2-30
90) Queen Elizabeth Murdered (Details of murder of Queen Elizabeth in Sept. 2022) DEADLINE 3-2-30
91) Gail’s Mother with Bill (Buddha visits Gail’s mom and she transitions to heaven in Oct. 2022 to be with her husband Bill) DEADLINE 3-30-30
92) Gail Shield Goes to Below Zero (Thousands die at Church of Gail, when the Gail Shield goes to zero Dec. 7, 2022) DEADLINE 4-27-30
93) Fat Black Christmas Mayhem (We learn who the Antichrist is on Christmas 2022) DEADLINE 5-25-30
94) Helicopter Heroes (they stop Lizzo’s missile to Gail in Feb. 19, 2023) DEADLINE 6-22-30
95) Brent at Amazon (Lizzo Jesuits attack Brent at Amazon on Mar. 19, 2023) DEADLINE 7-20-30
96) Titan Sub Found in Jesuit Anus (June 22, 2023) DEADLINE 8-17-30
97) LIzzo Jesuit Murders Paul Reubens (Aug. 2, 2023) DEADLINE 9-14-30
98) Lizzo Goes on Bombing Rampage (Aug. 4, 2023) DEADLINE 10-12-30
99) Brent’s Howard Hughes Bracelet (Sept. 14, 2023) 11-9-30
100) Cats in Gail’s Vagina (Sept. 23, 2023) 12-7-30