Lizzo’s Smokers and Polluters Brigade
UPDATE on Dec. 23, 2023:
Skype from Gail to her men on 12-23-23:
I’ve thought of a funny way to handle the cigarette smokers at the downtown transfer center. I will bring a gas mask (you know that one you got me to deal with fat chick’s farts) to the bus transfer center and wear it as soon as I catch someone smoking there. Make sure the news media is there to film me!! The smokers are using the excuse that they have nowhere else to smoke, so they smoke like crazy near the routes 2 and 4 bus, which are too big to load passengers near the main platform. If I plan on using route 2, I can take route 10 to the Post Office and ask the route 10 bus driver for a transfer slip and tell her I’m going to catch route 2 at the Post Office to avoid the smokers at the transfer center. I’ll say it real loud so everyone on the route 10 bus can hear me. Boy, are we gonna have fun! Make sure, that every time I board the bus, I’m filmed. My bus adventures need to be headlines news here in Huntsville and worldwide. Boy, are we gonna have fun with the Lizzo Jesuits who like to taunt me on the bus. This will be like “What About Bob”, a comedy version of Gail’s bus adventures. I want news media present every time I decide to take the bus. Now, I need to meditate to decide on how to spend my day. LOL
If the route 10 bus driver says she can’t give me a transfer slip, that it’s only designed for the transfer center, then I’ll tell her, “Okay. In that case I’ll pay an extra fifty cents just to avoid the stinking cigarette smoke.” (I ended up paying an extra fifty cents, because she can only give transfer slips for the transfer center. But my trip to the Huntsville Botanical Garden was SMOKE-FREE. . . YEAH!! I complained voraciously about the TEN smokers who smoked at the route 2 bus platform out by the sidewalk yesterday and said I was prepared with a gas mask today, if I needed it.)
I WANT THIS ALL FILMED AND BLASTED AS HEADLINE NEWS IN HUNTSVILLE AND ALL OVER THE WORLD. (THERE WERE A LOT OF CRIPPLES WHO GOT OFF AT STOPS WHERE I BOARDED IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME APPEAR RUDE IF I BOARDED THE BUS BEFORE THEY GOT ON, BUT I SAW HIM AND LET HIM GET OFF FIRST BEFORE I BOARDED AND SAID, “HOW ARE YOU?” AS I WAITED PATIENTLY FOR HIM TO LIMP OFF THE BUS.)
By the way, I still think we should execute people publicly who take money from Lizzo to harass me with smoke or whatever.
This comedy approach is a total WIN WIN for us. If they decide to take me on, we get first class comedy for the whole world to view. If they decide to back down, then I get an enjoyable bus trip, hopefully, or at least I don’t have to smell that stinking smoke.
And because the news media will be there, if they try to cart me off as crazy, well. . . that will make for very bad PUBLIC RELATIONS. . .
The whole world gets to see what assholes and bitches the Lizzo Jesuits are. LOL
Here is a Skype message I sent to my men today (Dec. 22, 2023):
JUST A SUGGESTION, check with Brent first. But I think we should send out notices to people that it is death penalty to willingly and knowingly accept money from Lizzo or any of her agents to do anything for Lizzo, like smoke to irritate Gail. People seem to think it is a light matter to take money from Lizzo to be evil or to be a nuisance. The death penalty for this with a public execution on Gabrielle Chana FOX News may make them think twice before they take Lizzo’s dirty money to do her bidding. This would apply to ANYONE who takes Lizzo’s money to do her bidding, SMOKER OR NOT. Like any bus executive or city official who does so WILLINGLY AND KNOWINGLY, they’re DEAD. CHECK WITH BRENT FIRST.
The smoking while I wait for the buses is getting to be RIDICULOUS and there are so many of them, this is MORE THAN A COINCIDENCE. It is certainly a lot worse than it was when I took the buses a year ago.
I think Lizzo is offering these folks enough money to retire on, so they figure they can show up one time to do Lizzo’s bidding and get away with it. Yeah, that one time, they do it, is when I RIDE THE BUS. And then there are a TON OF THEM. That one time will be their last time, cuz they gonna be EXECUTED for taking Lizzo’s dirty money.
I do think they should be WARNED though. At least if they decide to take Lizzo’s money and we execute them, they at least know we warned them. They just decided to be an ass regardless of the consequences.
Of course, check with Brent first. But I’d at least like to be able ride the bus without having my lungs RAPED with cigarette smoke.
So, if you’re a smoker and someone offers you money to smoke, that should be a red flag you’re dealing with a Lizzo Jesuit briber. We can tell them don’t take any money from anyone who pays you to do something unhealthy or that is a violation of others’ right to be healthy, breathe clean air, drink clean water, etc. That WILLINGLY AND KNOWINGLY taking money or favors to force your bad habit on someone else is DEATH PENALTY.
Anyone who smokes (or directly or indirectly causes smoke to be in the air) at a public place where people congregate and forces secondhand smoke on nonsmokers, will be placed under an immediate scan to determine if they are doing this to serve Lizzo and, if so, they will be publicly executed on Gabrielle Chana FOX News. Indirectly causing smoke could be a bus executive who is lackadaisical about enforcing no smoking policies, for instance, and who is PAID BY LIZZO TO BE LACKADAISICAL.
You might want to check the gasoline for mites, too. Any service station or person who willingly and knowingly uses gasoline designed to pollute for Lizzo should get the same treatment as the cigarette smokers, who smoke for her.
All gasoline transport vehicles should have scanners on them that detect Lizzo’s gasoline. In fact, we should scan for mites everywhere and determine all sources where they are coming from and punish anyone who cooperates with Lizzo in mite contamination. OF COURSE, check with Brent first.