HISTORY (May 4, 2022): Goddess Lakshmi’s Insights on the Teenage Jesus
UPDATE on Dec. 6, 2022: Buddha has educated us more about Jesus and, it appears, Jesus does not want us obsessing over Him.
Nov. 20, 2022: Jesus has concluded he is an asexual and aromantic Supreme deity. Interestingly, Lakshmi was with Jesus in his counseling sessions with Gerard Butler and Buddha right before he left us on June 16, 2022. Jesus basically spent his teenage years with us. He evolved to adulthood in June 2022.
Skype with Gail and Lakshmi on May 4, 2022 (This was an actual Skype conversation.)
Gail, 1:08 PM
That was very kind of you to spend time with us today. You are a gracious, intelligent and caring deity.
Lakshmi, 1:11 PM
“Thank you. Atma namaste, Gail. This is a saying in my religion which means “the divinity in me salutes the divinity in you”. We are all loved and worthy.”
Gail, 1:12 PM
That’s really cool. I can really see why Jesus has the hots for you. LOL
Lakshmi, 1:13 PM
“He’s a good friend. I know he still gets a little hot under the robe for me sometimes.”
Gail, 1:13 PM
Poor Jesus. I hope he finds himself.
Yeah, he told us about this. That he was too sexually loose for you.
Why do you think he’s so sexually loose?
He seems very deep in sex.
It’s like he’s contradictory.
Sometimes I think he’s so deep he scares himself.
Lakshmi, 1:17 PM
“In my opinion, I think he feels a lack of self-worth, and at the same time has enormous needs for love, acceptance and intimacy. He tries to simulate love and connection through sex alone, and at the same time he doesn’t understand his “market value” so to speak, so he gives it to everyone and anyone who will have him.”
Gail, 1:17 PM
I think you are 100 percent right. That’s exactly what I sense.
It will take time, but I think he will find his path.
Lakshmi, 1:19 PM
Gail, 1:19 PM
If he ever got himself together, would you consider him?
I guess ONLY if he was monogamous, right?
But then you wouldn’t want him to become monogamous if that’s not who he really is. So we need to give him space.
Lakshmi, 1:21 PM
“I love him as a friend, and only want him to find his happiness.”
Gail, 1:21 PM
That’s exactly how I feel about him.
Even after having sex with him. In fact, I think I was using sex to give him sex therapy. Now that I know it weakens him, no way am I doing that again. That was scary what Satan almost did to him.
Lakshmi, 1:23 PM
“He is still a young god, and learning.”
Gail, 1:23 PM
Are you the same age as him?
Lakshmi, 1:24 PM
“Yes, just about.”
Gail, 1:25 PM
I think his relationship with Satan damaged him.
Not sure what happened there, but I sense that.
Lakshmi, 1:26 PM
“He hasn’t told me what happened either. I’m sure Buddha would know. It’s probably very private to Jesus right now.”
Gail, 1:26 PM
It seems to be a very vulnerable thing with him. We know that. Cuz he won’t talk about it.
Lakshmi, 1:27 PM
“Maybe once he’s ready to face it. It can be hard to face things from our past that make us feel ashamed or guilty.”
Gail, 1:28 PM
That’s true. I suspect whatever happened, he is probably being far too hard on himself, kind of like how I am with myself.
Perhaps, you should approach him and let him know that if he ever wants to hash things out about his love life, that you are ready to give him an ear as a friend. Hopefully, he will behave himself. LOL.
I think he will. He’s a gentleman, in many ways.
Lakshmi, 1:30 PM
“I’ll definitely keep reminding him of that. He knows I’m one of the least judgmental deities in the universe.”
Gail, 1:31 PM
That’s very nice of you. Let me tell you, in sex he has this really deep, vast aura. It’s kind of like you’re making love to someone who is deeply in love with the universe and just wants to give, give, give and express this depth of feeling, serenity and vastness expanding like an aurora borealis.
Lakshmi, 1:32 PM
“He’s definitely a beautiful deity. Inside and out.”
Gail, 1:32 PM
You know, he could get some of his needs for intimacy met outside of sex. Maybe find a way to express that non-sexually, It might help him feel less lonely.
I think that is his true inner core.
Lakshmi, 1:34 PM
“That’s an idea too. Sex is probably just the easiest way to temporarily feel a connection or to feel accepted, which is why he’s gotten addicted to it. He needs his love needs met in other ways. Especially from within himself.”
Gail, 1:34 PM
I imagine 11D it would be even more awesome.
Yeah, maybe you can help him!
Lakshmi, 1:35 PM
“I’ll offer that idea to him.”
Gail, 1:35 PM
It would be an awesome platonic friendship that meets a lot of his needs for intimacy.
I think you’d really dig that aurora borealis aura of his. It’s pretty hot.
It would really appeal to an introvert.
Lakshmi, 1:36 PM
“He is a very cool guy.”
Gail, 1:36 PM
And if he gets sexual, you can just run away. LOL. That would probably turn him on even more.
Tell him to go make love to a Lakshmi sex dummy. LOL.
Sometimes I do that with the guys on my marriage list when they get too hot for me and I want a break. I tell them to go make love to future Gail.
Thanks, Lakshmi. This has been fun and insightful. I will make an audio of what you said.
Lakshmi, 1:39 PM
“Thank you again. I’m going to go enjoy the new tea house on Church of Gail. That was a brilliant idea to put one there.”
Gail, 1:39 PM
Yeah, Buddha loved it. I love Buddha. He’s great.
Lakshmi, 1:40 PM
“He’s very cool. In fact, I was planning to ask Buddha to join me.”
Gail, 1:40 PM
Good idea! Have fun and have some good meditation.
Lakshmi, 1:40 PM
“You too. Have a good day with Brent. Namaste, Gail.”
Gail, 1:41 PM