Brent Spiner Appointed Vice President
Everyone knows my husband Brent Spiner. Because his IQ matches mine in every respect and I know he would never betray me as my original choice, Tulsi Gabbard did, I appoint Brent as my Vice President. Yes! This is the Brent Spiner who played Data in Star Trek: The Next Generation! He is a medical doctor and graduated from U.C.L.A. medical school around 2006.
Brent is from Houston, Texas and has Texas manliness. He is Jewish, but is also a Christian. Unlike the crazy social justice warriors out there, I admire and respect red-blooded men and choose people for my Cabinet based solely on their qualifications, regardless of their sex, gender or sexual orientation. I don’t feel obligated to pick people to show that I support equality. I just choose who’s most qualified, regardless of their sex, race, etc. Though Brent and I are Christians, we are very accepting of those who are not, as long as they are good people. I have people from many walks of life and religious persuasions in my Cabinet, including atheists. By the way, Jesus is not anti-gay, so I have homosexuals, too. I choose people who reflect my positions and for more detail about my positions, check out my U.S. President page.
Brent had the courage to take out Tulsi Gabbard when she tried to betray me and this is the only person I feel I can trust in this position. Also, both Brent and I have an I.Q. that is the same as Satan’s and I need someone really, really smart in this job because our enemy is Satan himself! I am a team leader and know that Brent will be a real asset to my team. Brent is cool under pressure and often comes up with brilliant solutions in emergencies. Though I would classify him as a reluctant leader, if I give him this role he will use his brilliant emotional I.Q. to work well with all those in my Cabinet.
Brent’s job will be to jump from department to department to ensure all the people in the Executive Branch are doing their jobs and can volunteer his time wherever he wants. I give him complete freedom to execute this role however he sees best. It goes without saying that the Brent Spiner CLONE is NOT the Vice President. I am referring to the REAL Brent Spiner as my Vice President, who was born in 1949. The Brent Spiner clone or clones is/are probably not older than a year and has/have the maturity of a child and is/are certainly not qualified to be my Vice President! Brent can even take time off and just work on his medical duties if he wants. I want him to follow his heart as the Vice President. Because I cannot personally deal with the members of my Cabinet, he can personally deal with them and jump from department to department as needed. Basically, he will do many of the functions that I would do if I could be present at Cabinet meetings. He knows me very well and knows best what I would want, especially if there is an emergency and I can’t be there to make important decisions.
July 8, 2020 (Updated June 27, 2021):
My cabinet (Dems are BOLD, Repubs are ITALICS):
The Vice President: INDEPENDENT/DEM Brent Spiner
Secretary of State: REPUB Rand Paul
Secretaries of Health and Human Services: DEM/IND Bernie Sanders & Gerard Butler M.D.
Secretary of Treasury: LIBERTARIAN REPUB Ron Paul
Secretary of Education: REPUB Ben Carson
Secretary of Labor: DEM Stephanie Kelton
Secretary of Commerce: LIBERTARIAN Jo Jorgensen
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: REPUB Ben Carson
Press Secretaries: IND Kanye West & REPUB Tucker Carlson
Office of Management and Budget: GREEN Jesse Ventura
Trade Representative: Vladimir Putin
EPA and Secretary of the Interior: DEM Bill Nye
Attorney General & ATF Acting Director: LIBERTARIAN REPUB Bob Barr
Secretary of Defense: Vladimir Putin
Deputy Secretary of Defense: Sergey Shoygu
Joint Secretaries of Murricah Space Fleet: Rule 13 (dual Japanese/U.S. citizenship) and Neil deGrass Tyson
Secretary of Energy: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Joint Secretary of Murricah Space Fleet: Neil deGrasse Tyson (I want someone really smart in this job, who will work well with Bill Nye and Michio Kaku)
Administrator of the Small Business Administration: DEM Rodeslav Cibulka
Secretary of the Interior: DEM John EchoHawk & Bill Nye
Director of National Intelligence: Alexander Bortnikov
Acting Secretary of Homeland Security: REPUB Dan Bongino
Secretary of Transportation: REPUB Elaine Chao
Secretary of Agriculture: REPUB Sonny Perdue
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: REPUB Donald Trump
Chair of the Council of Economic Advisers: DEM Stephanie Kelton
National Security Adviser: INDEPENDENT Zack Knight
Marriage Laws Administrator: INDEPENDENT Joshua J. Joshua
Big Tech Administrator: INDEPENDENT Zack Knight
Worldwide Internet Manager: Vladimir Putin
Genetic Code Voting Administrator: INDEPENDENT Judge Terrance Jenkins
Deputy Secretaries of Interdimensional Warfare: INDEPENDENT Michio Kaku and Klock
Research Secretaries of Defense: INDEPENDENT Terence Tao & Judge Terrance Jenkins
Deputy Research Secretaries of Defense: INDEPENDENT Martin Karplus, Arieh Warshel, and Dr. Bill Van Bonn
Deputy Big Tech Administrators: INDEPENDENT Linus Torvalds and Mike Rodrick
Acting Head of State (United Kingdom & Ireland): INDEPENDENT Gerard Butler M.D.
Acting Head of State (Canada): INDEPENDENT Keanu Reeves
Acting Head of State (Australia): INDEPENDENT Hugh Jackman
Acting Governor of Texas: INDEPENDENT Matthew McConaughey